Chapter 171 Under the Five Elements Mountain, Bajie and Wukong
On the nameless mountain top, firewood burned in the dark night.
Bajie and Xuanzang were sitting in front of the fire.
"Master, do you have a woman you like?" Bajie asked.
"Oh, by the way, Master, you are a monk and you are not allowed to have sex with women!"
"When I thought about it, I suddenly felt happy."
"Master, your skin is unique! If I had your dignity, Cuilan would not abandon me!"
"Ah, pity me, I have been born as a pig fetus, when will I have a life!"
"..."
For some reason, Xuanzang wanted to stew Bajie at this moment.
This pig's head talks like cannonballs, one after another.
"Bajie, tell me, how were you demoted back then? Did you really molest Chang'e?" Xuanzang asked.
Hearing this, Bajie's face gradually darkened and he said:
"If I borrow ten more courages, I wouldn't dare to tease Fairy Chang'e. To the superior Jade Emperor, Marshal Tianpeng is nothing!"
"? So, what is the reason?" Xuanzang asked.
"Master, is there a possibility that I am actually an undercover agent?" Bajie asked.
"Well……"
Xuanzang thought for a moment, took out a sharp butcher's knife from his arms, and said:
"Okay, then I'll kill you."
"No, Master? Are you kidding? How could I be an undercover agent?" Zhu Bajie said quickly.
As for whether he is an undercover agent, only he himself knows.
"...," Xuanzang.
"Master, I am just a pawn, obeying the arrangements from above. This Journey to the West is essentially a game, similar to the Uprising in Heaven five hundred years ago.
The difference is that the protagonist was a monkey back then, but now it's you.
As for me being demoted, well, it was just a random reason given by the Jade Emperor.
Marshal Tianpeng is a position that anyone can take," Bajie said.
"You saw it very clearly, and you just said it like this?" Xuanzang said with a smile.
"After all, Journey to the West has tied us together, and I see, Master, that you are so good at fighting, and with your magic power at least starting as a Golden Immortal, you might be able to kick the Buddha in the future.
I am your disciple, and when the time comes, it will be better to be a Bodhisattva than to live in heaven." Bajie said.
"If the monkey had a brain like yours, he wouldn't have been trapped under Wuzhi Mountain back then." Xuanzang said.
When it comes to monkeys, Bajie belatedly said:
"Eh, that's wrong! Logically speaking, shouldn't the monkey be the first to be rescued? Master, what about Bima Wen?"
"I asked him to stay at the foot of the mountain for a few more days, get some wind, and then come here to find you." Xuanzang said.
"Isn't that why I was the first one to enter?" Bajie said.
"If you can beat a monkey, you can be a senior brother." Xuanzang said.
"..." Bajie.
…
The next day, at the foot of Wuxing Mountain.
Xuanzang, Bajie, and Sun Wukong who were pressed down by the mountain stared at each other with big eyes.
When the monkey woke up, he found Xuanzang and Zhu Bajie and was stunned.
"Xuan Zang, are you lying to me? You are the Buddhist scholar!
"
Sun Wukong reacted and immediately said loudly.
The monkey hair all over his body exploded. Xuanzang even deceived monkeys, which was somewhat immoral.
"Ah, Bi Ma Wen? I haven't seen you for five hundred years. You didn't lose weight under Wuzhi Mountain, so why do you look so chubby now?" Bajie said with a smile.
"Who are you, you pig demon?" Sun Wukong said.
"My, my canopy!" Bajie said quickly.
Sun Wukong looked at Bajie's pig head, thought for three seconds, and said casually:
"do not know!"
"Back then, you, Bi Mawen, were letting horses go in Tianhe, and we had a fight. Have you forgotten?" Bajie reminded.
When it came to the horse release in Tianhe, Sun Wukong finally remembered that this was indeed the case and said:
"So it's you, how did you become like this? But it's quite appropriate, hehehe."
"It's hard to look back on the past, Bi Mawen, from now on we will be brothers. Let's accompany the master and learn from him together," Bajie said.
"Xuan Zang... No, Master. Why did you accept this pig's head? Is it possible?" Sun Wukong complained.
"It's hard to travel westward, and you'll have to eat and sleep in the open. Carrying Bajie can sometimes improve your food."
"Bajie, as a human being, you must have a spirit of dedication." Xuanzang said seriously.
"Master, I am a pig, not a human! I don't need dedication. Besides, do you have the heart to hurt others?"
Bajie said coquettishly, wanting to rub Xuanzang's arm.
Xuanzang quickly avoided Bajie, who was spitting saliva and snot from his mouth.
"This idiot!" Sun Wukong shook his head.
Bajie noticed that Sun Wukong was drinking the remaining Happy Water next to him, and quickly grabbed it with his quick eyes and hands.
"I'm throwing it away, dead pig, this is my grandson's happy water!" Sun Wukong shouted loudly.
"We are all fellow disciples. What's yours is mine, Bima Wen."
After saying that, Bajie opened his mouth wide and drank up the rest of the happy water in one gulp.
Tons tons tons!
Hiccup~
After finishing the drink in one breath, Bajie patted his belly and sighed with endless aftertaste:
"There is such a magical water in the world, which is no worse than the immortal wine. Bima Wen, you still want to enjoy it. Do you have any more? Give some more to your junior brother!"
Bajie glanced out of the corner of his eye and saw that the happy water jars around Wuzhishan were piled as high as two or three stories high, so he knew that the monkey had something in his hands.
"Get out!" Sun Wukong cursed.
"Stingy!" Bajie whispered.
Then he looked at Xuanzang, his eyes a little eager, and said:
"Master, please let me out. I don't want to be suppressed!"
"Monkey, I came here as my master today to free you!" Xuanzang said.
"Hey, thank you, Master. There is a sticker left by Tathagata on the top of the mountain. As long as you lift it, I, the old man, can come out by myself." Sun Wukong said.
Hearing this, Xuanzang looked up and saw that there was indeed an old sticker on the top of Wuzhi Mountain, and the words "I Mani Ba Ne Hum" could be vaguely seen!
This is the six-character mantra of Buddhism. It has the power left by Tathagata. When translated, it probably means "I, you, you have been coaxed"!
"The top of the mountain is too far away. Let Bajie uncover it for me," Xuanzang said.
"Master, the mountains are high and the roads are long. I can't bear it, old pig!" Bajie said resentfully.
"Go quickly, can you bear to let Wukong continue to be pressed under the Five Elements Mountain?" Xuanzang said.
"Go quickly, get a bottle of happy water." Sun Wukong urged.
In fact, from Sun Wukong’s point of view, anyone can remove this sticker!
"One bottle? Monkey, you are Lao Zhu's senior brother. How can one bottle be enough for us? If you can't add another bottle."
Bajie was quick-thinking and increased the price on the spot.
"..., okay." Sun Wukong was stunned, then gritted his teeth and agreed.
Hearing this, Bajie patted his butt and took off, flying through the clouds and mist to reach the top of Wuzhi Mountain.
Bajie came to the post, bowed very politely, and said:
"Buddha, I'll expose the old pig. If you don't say anything, the old pig will take it as your promise."
As soon as he finished speaking, Bajie peeled off the sticker with lightning speed!
"Hahaha!"
"My grandson is out!"
As if he felt that the seal had been lost, Sun Wukong used his magic power and pushed towards Wuzhi Mountain with all his strength!
boom!
Wuzhi Mountain shook, rocks rolled down, and the great emperor within a hundred miles was trembling!
But after a huge movement, Sun Wukong was still pressing down at the foot of the mountain, and the rocks on the mountain became tighter and tighter.
"hiss!"
Sun Wukong felt the force of squeezing, his whole body became uncomfortable, and his stomach was full.
"What's going on? Tathagata, you lied to me again?" Sun Wukong looked up to the sky and roared filial piety.
Seeing this, Xuanzang looked thoughtful, and the result was almost as he had guessed.
The sticker is probably similar to a fingerprint authentication, it is useless if someone opens it.
Bajie flew down and saw the monkey spitting out fragrance and asked:
"What's going on?"
"It doesn't matter, it's not a big problem." Xuanzang said.
At this time, a dazzling Buddha's light suddenly appeared in the sky.