Favorite drink of animal milk: "Oh, Nezha, I seem to have forgotten!"
Demon boy Nezha: "Angry!"
The number one golden elixir in Kyushu: "Tsk tsk, our little stone has a little bit of the properties of a little slag."
Demon Queen: "When I see a fat woman, my eyes are blurred. She is a scumbag in the first place and cannot be deceived by her simple appearance."
Favorite drink of animal milk: "I just want to fulfill the village chief's wish to have a grandson? What's wrong with this!"
Ye Fan is really not evil: "Hahaha, it's an excuse."
Demon boy Nezha: "I was immediately unhappy. My birthday is in three days. I will be leaving on my birthday. It seems I won't be able to wait for you."
Nezha is very sad. He has been in the group for so long, and time in his world is also passing by.
In three days, it's his birthday.
It is also the festival day for the coming year!
On his birthday, the Heavenly Tribulation Curse will strike, and thunder will fall from the sky, erasing everything about him.
Demon Queen: "What's going on? What happened?"
Fortune teller: "Nezha was cursed by Yuanshi Tianzun when he was born, because he is the reincarnation of the magic pill. The magic pill is condensed from the evil energy of heaven and earth, and contains endless evil energy. Once the evil energy breaks out, he will turn into a monster that will cause harm to the people."
Ye Fan is really not evil: "But Nezha looks normal."
Fortune teller: "That's because the evil spirit has been temporarily sealed."
The No. 1 Golden Pill in Kyushu: "Can't this Heavenly Tribulation Curse be solved?"
Fortune teller: "That is the spell left by Yuanshi Tianzun. Yuanshi Tianzun is a saint. What do you know about saints?
Although Nezha's world is not an orthodox mythical plane, there are immortals and Buddhas everywhere, so its strength will not be much worse."
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Journey to the West Bible seeker: "In this case, Xiaoshi, you have to go to Nezha's place and play with him for a few days."
Favorite drink of animal milk: "But I don't want to just play for three days, brother Xuanzang. Nezha, I don't want to see you leave."
Invincible Yuwen Tuo: "Is there really no way to break this Heavenly Tribulation Curse?"
Ye Fan is really not evil: "Elder Yuwen has already said that it is Yuanshi Tianzun's method and it is difficult to break it."
Tu Shan took the lead: "Damn it, why? Do you have to die if you are born as a magic pill? I don't accept it."
Demon Queen: "You're right, so what if he is a demon? This is depriving Nezha of his right to live. It's too cold."
Fortune teller: "For the sake of a possible catastrophe, one usually chooses to sacrifice a few to save the majority. After all, no one can guarantee what Nezha will become after awakening to the power of the magic pill."
Mo Zunzunlou: "It's just human nature."
Demon boy Nezha: "I have already looked away. I just want to have fun in the last three days."
Tu Shan took the lead: "Nezha, don't do it. I'm here to join you."
Feng Baobao, the backbone of everywhere communication: "Anyway, there is no mission, I will go and have a look."
Favorite drink of animal milk: "I'm going to bring you my best animal milk as a gift, Nezha."
Demon boy Nezha: "Wow, wow, I'm so touched!"
Ye Fan is really not stupid: "Brother Xuan, are you going or not?"
Journey to the West Bible seeker: "Go! How can I not go, as a caring person like me?"
Ye Fan is really not evil: "Brother Xuan is going, I will go too."
Immortal King An Lan: "I'll go too!"
Fortune teller: "Uh... make sure you are going to celebrate Xiaoshi's birthday or to cause trouble."
The No. 1 Golden Pill in Kyushu: "What's causing trouble? I have to ask Yuanshi Tianzun why he thinks Nezha is a demon and evil, and why he cast such a forbidden curse on someone."
Fortune teller: "Be careful, don't be beaten out by Yuanshi Tianzun."
The No. 1 Golden Elixir in Kyushu: "With Xuanzang here, I'm afraid of being wrong."
Demon Queen: "Yes."
Fortune teller: "Although saints from this derivative plane are strong, they are not real saints after all. They lack great power. With the strength of the holy monk Xuanzang, there is no need to worry."
Although the Yuanshi Tianzun of the demon boy Nezha bears the name of a saint, he is not a saint himself, and the strength of this plane itself is not high.
Even saints are divided into many levels among all the heavens and worlds!
Like a martial arts saint, one step is ten meters!
The Saint of Nuclear Bombs, destroy the city with one strike!
In the rating of the chat group, the strength of Nezha plane is not as strong as that of Ye Fan Xiaoshi, which is about five stars.
…
Nezha plane.
Chentangguan, Li Mansion.
Nezha, who was hiding in the room and was depressed, jumped out of bed energetically and looked extremely excited.
"hey-hey!"
"Come on, come on!"
"Everyone comes to my place, what should I do, what should I do, how should I welcome everyone?"
Nezha looked at himself in the mirror, with disheveled hair and dark circles under his eyes, looking crazy.
Although he read the script in advance, his fate was so strange that he was still misunderstood by the people of Chentangguan. No matter what he did, he screwed up in the end.
I simply shut myself in the room every day and play with others, but most of the time I peek at the screen and just listen to everyone chatting and I am very happy.
Because the day of the Heavenly Tribulation Curse is coming soon, his parents are preparing a birthday party in order to give him a complete childhood.
Now, friends from the chat group are coming, and I don’t know what to do for a while.
Although we are all familiar with each other in the group, we are still very nervous when we have to face each other.
Squeak~
At this time, the door of the house was opened, and a chubby figure tiptoed in.
Nezha didn't look back and knew who was coming without even looking.
His unreliable master, Taiyi Zhenren.
"Little Nezha, I know that the people have misunderstood you, and you feel uncomfortable. So I specially held a birthday party for you with your parents. The people also knew that they were wrong, and they all came to celebrate for you." Tai.
Master Yi said.
"I don't care whether they come or not."
Nezha said arrogantly that he lived for himself, not for the people.
"Okay, okay, okay, as long as you are happy, Nezha. You have to smile more. Master can't save you, but master hopes you will be happy." Master Taiyi said.
As he said that, he also took out the magic weapons Fire Pointed Spear, Hun Tian Ling, and Qian Kun Circle from his trouser pocket!
"These are my master's belongings, and now they are all given to you." Master Taiyi said heartbrokenly.
Seeing Master Taiyi like this, Nezha was slightly moved.
This fat master is one of the few people who treats him well. Although he is sometimes unreliable, he is not evil or heartless.
"With these few treasures, master, you are indeed a god." Nezha said, twitching his nose.
"Little brat, of course it's more than that."
Master Taiyi summoned his mount Qiankun Pig.
"Master, are you going to let me ride a pig? I might as well ride a dragon!" Nezha looked disgusted.
"Bah, bah, you little fool. This magic weapon is called Ruyi, and it can transform into different mounts according to the owner." Master Taiyi explained quickly.
"Oh, so master, why are you like a pig?" Nezha said with a venomous tongue.
"That's because the master likes the pig. Look how cute and tender it is." Master Taiyi looked at the mount affectionately.
"..." Nezha.
stop!
At this time, outside Nezha's house, a strong wind blew, and unusual smells overflowed.
Master Taiyi's face became serious, and he felt a terrible pressure.
"Is the group member here?" Nezha ran out excitedly.
"Don't go, baby, it's dangerous."
Master Taiyi chased after him, but his three hundred kilogram body could not outrun Nezha.
"On the top of the immortal world, proud of the world, only I, An Lan, can have heaven!"
At that time, deep in the space-time channel, before anyone arrived, an exasperated voice came from the distance.