Chapter 414 The leader of the Zhatian Gang joins the group
mortal world.
stop!
A mysterious light appeared, and the little white dragon who was training his muscles with the black bear suddenly became energetic.
"Elder brother," said the little white dragon, and immediately rushed over, his dragon flesh shining in the sun.
In sharp contrast is the black bear’s lush hair!
Bajie is taking a nap, and Sha Monk is also sleepwalking.
At this time, Bajie suddenly became energetic when he saw the monkey returning, and he quickly stood up and cursed:
"Damn monkey, where did he die in one night? Do you know how we got here last night?
It rained so hard, thundered so hard, I was so cold, old pig."
Sun Wukong chuckled and joked:
"See you soon, see you soon, Bajie, you are also a heavenly being after all, and you actually got caught in the rain and got cold. It's embarrassing, no, it's a shame."
"Go, go, go! Dead monkey." Bajie waved his sleeves.
"Elder brother, where did you go last night?" Xiao Bailong couldn't help but ask.
"Don't ask, it's already daytime, Monkey. Should we discuss disbanding?" Bajie said.
"Disband?" Black Bear stared, somewhat unresponsive.
"Second senior brother, the master is still here." Xiao Bailong said.
"What kind of master are you? Master, he is enjoying his time in Wenwen Village right now. He doesn't take us disciples with him. How can we learn from him?" Bajie said angrily.
When Sun Wukong heard this, he gave Bajie a slap in the face and said, "You idiot, you are more likely to fail than succeed. How can you understand the master's thoughts?"
Do you know the origin of the Chen family we met last night?"
"How do I know? How do I know if you can't see it with your fiery eyes, stinky monkey?" Bajie complained.
"Mrs. Chen is the incarnation of the Queen Mother of Heaven. The eldest daughter is the Buddhist Guanyin Bodhisattva, the second daughter is the Buddhist Tianyu Bodhisattva, the third daughter is the eldest princess, and the fourth daughter is the seventh princess.
Except for the two princesses, the others are Daluo Jinxian." Sun Wukong said.
"What, Queen Mother, Guanyin Bodhisattva! Monkey, monkey, how do you know!
Bajie was shocked.
Although I knew that the Chen family had an extraordinary background last night, I was still surprised when I heard the news.
No wonder the look from Mrs. Chen made him want to kneel down. It turned out to be the Queen Mother, so there would be no problem.
Sun Wukong shook his head and said proudly:
"Last night, I somersaulted a thousand miles and flew directly to Nantianmen, entered the Lingxiao Palace, and captured Lei Zhenzi by the way.
Guess what, in the Lingxiao Palace, a group of gods are not doing their business, but are using the exquisite magic mirror to spy on the master."
"It's normal, what happens next." Bajie nodded. He did this often when he was in Heaven.
"Hey hey hey, guess what!"
The more Sun Wukong thought about it, the more he laughed, and then he rolled on the floor, his stomach hurt from laughing, and he couldn't stop for a moment.
"Second Senior Brother, Senior Brother, what is this?" Xiao Bailong was stunned. He had never seen Sun Wukong in such a crazy manner.
The more this happened, the more curious Bajie became. He directly helped Sun Wukong up and asked:
"My Brother Monkey, what happened? Don't be too pretentious. I'm in a hurry."
Sun Wukong looked at Bajie, and thought of the Jade Emperor's furious appearance, and the laughing bug in his stomach started to trouble him again.
"Hey hey hey~"
The empty field is full of Sun Wukong's gloating laughter.
The Jade Emperor, who was sitting upright in the heaven, had his right eyelid twitching and felt bad.
Half a quarter of an hour later, Sun Wukong finally stopped laughing, and then slowly said:
"What you see in the mirror is the master and the Queen Mother talking to each other, you farming and I farming, tsk tsk tsk tsk!"
"We even kissed him in the end!"
"Bajie, in your words, the master gave a cuckold to the Jade Emperor."
Bajie was stunned, then ecstatic, the Jade Emperor was taught
Fu is green, this is simply the biggest news in the entire Three Realms.
"Hahaha!"
"Jade Emperor, you also have today!"
Bajie held his stomach and laughed, almost losing control of his laughter with tears and urine.
One monkey and one pig kept laughing!
Little White Dragon, Black Bear, and Monk Sha are silent?
Senior brother, second senior brother, are you sick?
Xiao Bailong's face was serious, but he couldn't smile at all. The Jade Emperor was raped. This was a big deal, and he might be beheaded.
"Bajie, why are you still laughing?" Sun Wukong asked while laughing.
"I'm laughing at how awesome the master is, how can he wear a hat on the Jade Emperor?" Bajie said with reverence.
"Monkey, why are you laughing? Why don't you stop?" Bajie asked again.
Sun Wukong smiled and said: "I, the old Sun, smiled and explained to the Jade Emperor that you, Bajie, taught you about cuckolding the Jade Emperor."
"Hahaha!"
The two senior brothers laughed together.
"Ha ha!"
"ha!"
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
"Damn monkey, I'll kill you!"
Bajie smiled and cried, heartbroken.
Both hands were squeezing Sun Wukong's neck, but Sun Wukong was an indestructible body, so how could he be strangled to death?
Bajie let go of his hand in despair, and said sadly: "I was killed by you, damn monkey. You actually hurt me, ah! What a sin."
"According to the Jade Emperor's character, he must be punished. He will never be able to return to heaven in the future."
"Bajie, you can't blame me. There is a huge difference in aura between the Jade Emperor five hundred years ago and the Jade Emperor five hundred years later. The Jade Emperor's look was like a coercion. I almost couldn't bear it anymore and knelt down.
." Sun Wukong explained.
"So, I, Old Sun, can only pretend to be crazy and act like a fool. It's the cuckold theory you taught me, otherwise I won't be able to get out of Nantianmen!"
Sun Wukong spread his hands, he was also helpless.
Who asked a group of immortals in heaven to play him? Now they no longer play, which makes him feel too much pressure.
Especially the Dog Jade Emperor, who was so powerful, but was so scared that he ran under the table.
"You are not the stinky monkey you are plagued with. You mocked the Jade Emperor and couldn't stop it. Now, sell me. How will I return to heaven in the future? The Jade Emperor still won't let me wear small shoes." Bajie cursed.
.
When the journey to the west was over, he was planning to reshape himself, restore his body, and become the Grand Marshal of the Canopy again. Who would have thought that the monkey would deceive him so much.
"No, dear Bajie. I, Sun, will apologize to you. Besides, what's so good about being an official in heaven? Wouldn't it be better for us brothers to be happy and carefree demons?" Sun Wukong advised.
By the way, he also took out two cans of happy water from his arms and gave them to Bajie. When he saw the happy water, Bajie's eyes widened and he reluctantly took it and said:
"Forget it, I can't go back to the court that day anyway, but monkey, for the rest of my life, I must manage enough happy water, otherwise I will go to your Huaguo Mountain, eat your food, drink your food, and play with you, but I won't
I'll do something for you."
"OK!" Sun Wukong raised his finger.
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"Ding, the chat group has reached the standard for inviting new group members. Do you want to invite it? (This invitation ends and the upgrade begins. During the upgrade, the use of functions will not be affected.)"
The notification sound of the chat group came to Yan Shuangying's ears.
Is this normal for her?
However, there are already a lot of group members and it is troublesome to manage. Now there is another wave.
"Start inviting!"
"Ding, new group members are being invited, open the invitation...invitation successful!"