Chapter 438 Subduing the Dragon: Brother Xuanzang, God Oudi
Chapter 440: Brother Xuanzang, the God of Subduing the Dragon
The Eight Immortals may not have the highest magic power in heaven, but their status is still somewhat special.
Wherever the Three Realms and Six Paths go, the gods, Buddhas and demons will give them some face.
But now, just because Lu Dongbin made a complaint and Han Xiangzi interceded, the entire Eight Immortals were directly sent to earth by the Jade Emperor to subjugate demons.
This is not being demoted, but it is not much different from being demoted. At most, the treatment is a little better.
To be honest, although the immortals sometimes lament that the world is good and the world of mortals is so beautiful, there are really a few who are willing to go down to earth to experience and experience the world of mortals.
The experiences of birth, old age, sickness and death, poverty, wealth, deception, and various emotions will probably leave a psychological shadow for many years.
Just like Tianpeng, who has learned from the past, every reincarnation of thousands of lives is extremely miserable and he dies inexplicably.
In the end, he was reborn as a pig and escaped the dangers of life.
Now, following the Jade Emperor's words, the small group of Eight Immortals were completely dumbfounded.
What is this thing called?
Could it possibly be because when going to court, the left foot or the right foot stepped into the Lingxiao Palace first?
If you want to impose a crime, why bother?
At this moment, Zhang Guolao and Han Zhongli were about to say something, but they were stopped by Taibai Jinxing, who sent a message:
"Everyone, the Jade Emperor is very angry right now, so please don't add fuel to the fire. Isn't it just a matter of going down to earth for training? It will only last for two months."
The Eight Immortals had different expressions when they heard this.
It's only two months. For the mortal world, it will take decades. How can this be the same?
However, Lei Zhenzi was demoted before, and now there are eight immortals. Some gods have smelled a different conspiracy.
But no one dared to ask more questions because no one knew whose turn it would be next.
The Jade Emperor's eyes were on Yang Jian. Yang Jian's heart was beating violently, but he still remained calm.
In any case, he is the third-generation disciple of the Chan Cult. If the Jade Emperor tries to mess with him and engage in the same trick of descending to the mortal world, the worst he can do is become a deity and go to Kunlun Mountain to cultivate.
For a time, all the immortals in heaven were in danger.
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Buddhism.
"Treasonous and unethical!"
"How arrogant!"
"Is this disrespectful to Buddhism and Western teachings?"
The burning Buddha was so angry that he was about to smoke. Through the manifestation of his magical power, the whole plot of Xuanzang and Guanyin's bridal chamber was revealed before his eyes. This Xuanzang actually played with a dignified Buddhist Bodhisattva like this!
"Ahem, it does seem to be a little bit too much." Maitreya Buddha said with a smile.
"Hey, my sister Guanyin! Her image is shattered!"
"Xuan Zang, you are really good at it."
"I'm so angry that the young monk wants to give you a set of Arhat's Heaven-shaking Seal!" Arhat Subduing the Dragon thought in his heart.
In Buddhism, Guanyin's status is only lower than that of Buddha, and her holy and holy temperament is respected by many Buddhas.
Just like the goddess on campus, standing in the clouds, it feels cold at high places.
Suddenly I saw her farting, grinning, and picking her nose.
This feeling is really sour and refreshing.
"Those who become monks have all the four elements in vain. Guanyin's actions are also for the great plan of Buddhism, sacrificing oneself for others. I hope everyone will set an example for this kind of awakening."
Tathagata Buddha said leisurely, holding the Buddha's secret in his hand, as steady as Mount Tai.
"Indeed, Guanyin Bodhisattva's sacrifice was too great." Maitreya Buddha said.
"The point is not Guanyin. Haven't you noticed that Jin Chanzi's behavior is getting more and more arrogant? It's okay if it continues like this." Ran Deng said.
"Buddha Ran Deng, Jin Chan Zi is now a Da Luo Jin Immortal, so there is nothing wrong with being arrogant. Besides, there is no principled error, so what can we say?" Maitreya Buddha said.
"Maitreya, are you partial to Jin Chanzi? There is something wrong with your consciousness." Ran Deng looked ugly and asked Maitreya Buddha.
"..." Maitreya Buddha was speechless and did not continue to say anything.
Ran Deng Buddha is an old antique with profound and powerful magic power. As a new Buddha, he has no need to argue with this kind of antique.
The Ran Deng Buddha looked gloomily at the flashing scene in the air. Jin Chanzi was too arrogant. As a past Buddha of Buddhism, he must eliminate this unhealthy trend and restore Buddhism's purity.
If Tathagata doesn't take action, he will.
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mortal world.
"Ms. sir!"
"Ms. sir..."
Guanyin has been called out many times, and Xuanzang has deceived her into lameness. All face has been lost.
For a moment, Guanyin doubted whether Xuanzang had seen her true identity and did so on purpose.
But then I thought about it, it was impossible.
Her transformation technique is unique and impossible to detect.
"Ms. sir, can you put on the gold bracelet now?" Guanyin said with a pleasant look.
When Xuanzang puts on the golden hoop, she will come back with a good revenge.
"sure."
"But look at my wife, the moonlight is so beautiful, and my wife is smiling like a flower. Why don't you let me give you a kiss first?"
Xuanzang said seriously, and it was obvious that he was going too far and confidently.
"you……"
Hearing this, Guanyin's beautiful eyes widened and she was very angry.
"Guan Guan, what should I say? We have already worshiped Heaven and Earth, and we are considered husband and wife. What's wrong with a kiss? It won't..." Xuanzang said
"Xuan Zang, as a monk, you don't lie. You can't repeat your words over and over again without keeping them true. A man keeps his word," Guanyin said.
"Yes, monks don't lie, and I don't lie. Where are the lies?" Xuanzang said.
"..." Guanyin.
If it were the quintessence of the Guanyin Society, I would probably have to adjust the height a few times at this moment.
Seeing this, Xuanzang suddenly opened his mouth and said:
"Forget it, I won't tease you anymore, Xiao Guan Guan. Can't I wear it?"
When Xuanzang agreed, Guanyin was overjoyed.
Outside the house, the Queen Mother and Tianyu Bodhisattva were peeping the whole time.
"This bad guy." The Queen Mother thought to herself.
"If you wear this golden hoop bracelet, Xuanzang will be in trouble." Tianyu Bodhisattva said with a smile, somewhat gloating about his misfortune.
"Not necessarily, don't forget, Xuanzang is the Great Luo Jinxian, you think he can really be restrained," said the Queen Mother.
"Guanyin is also a Daluo Golden Immortal. Anyway, I tried this golden hoop and couldn't break free." Tianyu said.
When the Queen Mother heard this, she glanced at the charming Tian Lu.
This girl may have some very special hobbies, but she actually took the initiative to try gold hoops.
As we all know, although the three golden hoops have different forms, their functions are the same. They are used to bind and restrain people's will and body.
Ordinary people can't dodge, but Tian Yu takes the initiative to experiment. Could it be that he wants to try the feeling of being restrained?
Inside the house.
Guanyin personally put the gold bracelet on Xuanzang, her heart was beating fast, she was finally going to succeed.
Before she succeeded, she was teased by Xuanzang so much that it was impossible not to be angry at all.
Now I can't wait to recite the mantra to give Xuanzang some punishment so that he can know who is the master of this family.
And the core of this calamity is to test the Buddha's heart of the Buddhist scripture seeker. If you don't have a Buddha's heart and a firm will, you need to accept some punishment. This is reasonable in this calamity.
Xuanzang put on the gold bracelet, which was still cold in his hand. There were many Buddhist mantras blessing it on the surface of the bracelet.
"Aba Aba~" Guanyin turned around and recited the incantation silently, expecting Xuanzang's response to begging for mercy.
But after reciting it three or four times, I still didn't hear any sound.
I couldn't help but look back and saw Xuanzang's index finger hooking the gold bracelet and circling it back and forth.