Chapter 649 Guanyin, are you messing with me again?
"Holy monk, why don't we two brothers kowtow to you? I beg you to go get the scriptures."
In the Lotus Cave, the Golden-Horned King and the Silver-Horned King knelt down directly to Xuanzang, with bitter looks on their faces.
As the saying goes, it is easier to invite God than to send Him away.
If you do your own evil, you will not live.
Now, because of the reasons they planted, Xuanzang and his entourage have to stay here for ten years, and they have to act like they are serving an uncle without daring to neglect them.
"Jinjiao, do you want my master to be a person who does not make promises? It's what you said. If the stinky monkey loses, our master will stay here for ten years. How can we let us go now?
Oh, let us come as we come and leave as we please. I don’t want face, Master, don’t you want face?” Zhu Bajie said loudly.
"Go and prepare some fast food for my master! Don't make my master starve and lose weight."
Seeing this, King Jinjiao gritted his teeth and lowered his voice and said: "Zhu Bajie."
"What's wrong? If you don't accept it, hit me if you don't accept it." Zhu Bajie said proudly.
When Sun Wukong saw this, he couldn't stand it anymore and said: "Idiot, as the saying goes, you should be merciful and merciful. You are relying on the master to pretend to be a tiger. This is not going to work. You must convince people with reason."
"Big brother, old pig, aren't I helping you to vent your anger? Seeing that you lost to Jinjiao, you must be feeling a little unhappy," Zhu Bajie said.
Sun Wukong didn’t take it seriously and said directly:
"Oh, I can afford to lose. If I lose, I lose."
"The Great Sage has great magical powers, but I only rely on magic weapons. He is no match for the Great Sage when fighting alone." King Golden Horn said quickly.
As the son of Taishang Laojun, he was originally dissatisfied with Sun Wukong.
But now when Sun Wukong is compared with Zhu Bajie, he suddenly feels that Sun Wukong is more pleasing to the eye, and his attitude has naturally improved a lot.
Sun Wukong came over and said with a smile: "Fellow Taoist Jinjiao, your spells are not bad, and your background is not comparable to that of my old grandson. I am just a wild monkey in the mountains and have never seen the big world. Your purple gold gourd is worth mentioning."
It's really amazing. I have never seen such a powerful magic weapon. Can you let me borrow it for a few days to study it?"
Hearing this, King Golden Horn showed hesitation on his face.
After all, Sun Wukong is well-known for stealing peaches, stealing wine, and marrying seven fairies, so his reputation is not very good.
"If fellow Taoist Jinjiao is in trouble, forget it. I won't force you," Sun Wukong said.
"Brother, why don't you just borrow it for a few days? There's no need to hesitate. I believe that the Great Sage is aboveboard, even if it's such a big deal."
Yinjiao was blowing the wind next to him and felt that this matter was not a problem at all.
"Well, since the Great Sage dares to be interested, I don't dare to dampen the Great Sage's interest." King Golden Horn said.
After saying this, he took out the purple gourd and gave it to Sun Wukong.
Sun Wukong held the purple gold gourd and couldn't put it down. He clapped his hands and said:
"It's really a good baby, tut tut."
Zhu Bajie looked on, shook his head, and thought to himself: "What is this called? A meat bun beats a dog, and there is no return. Little gold and little silver, you are still too young."
Later, Jinjiao Yinjiao took the little demon out to beg for alms.
There were only a few masters and disciples left in the Lotus Cave.
"Master, we really have to stay here for ten years." Mrs. Bones couldn't help but ask.
"What, Xiaobai, don't you want to stay?" Xuanzang said.
Mrs. Bones shook her head and said: "It's just that this place is too shabby. There is no human habitation within a hundred miles. It's better to go to my Bone Demon Kingdom and stay for ten years. And if we stay here for ten years, I'm afraid the great powers of Buddhism will not be able to sit still."
"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter to us whether they can sit still or not," Xuanzang said.
"Yeah." Mrs. Bones nodded.
"Bajie, do you dare to agree to my grandson's call?"
Suddenly, Sun Wukong took out the purple gourd and said to Zhu Bajie.
Zhu Bajie raised his middle finger and said disdainfully:
"It's just a promise, you stinky monkey, I'm not stupid."
As soon as he finished speaking, Zijin Gourd burst out with a devouring power and immediately took Zhu Bajie in.
"??" Zhu Bajie.
"Hehe, this Purple Gold Gourd doesn't accept you just because you answer your name."
Sun Wukong quickly shook the purple gold gourd 360 degrees. Zhu Bajie in the gourd felt like the world was spinning and his internal organs were about to be shaken out.
Immediately afterwards, Zhu Bajie was released from the purple gourd, but as soon as he came out, he fell to the ground, vomiting filth, unable to stand still, and cursing:
"You Bimawen, who is suffering from the plague, has fainted me to death. Master, you have to make the decision for me."
"Wukong, don't bully Bajie." Xuanzang said righteously and sternly.
Sun Wukong replied seriously: "Yes, master, I won't do it next time."
"What, there's still a next time." Zhu Bajie's eyes widened.
"Bajie, do you dare to agree to my grandson's call?"
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Outside, the two brothers Jinjiao and Yinjiao walked together, their faces full of dejection.
"Second brother, we are in trouble this time. According to the current situation, I am afraid that the holy monk will really have to stay here for ten years." Jin Jiao sighed.
"Just stay here, isn't it happier here than in heaven?" Yinjiao said unconcernedly.
Although their brothers were sent down by Taishang Laojun, they have lived a very comfortable life as demons in the lower realms over the past few years and do not want to go back at all.
Compared with the clear rules and commandments of heaven, the painting style that has been consistent for tens of thousands of years has long been tired of it.
But in the mortal world, being the king of the mountain, doing whatever you want, singing and singing every night, eating meat every meal, how happy it is.
"It is indeed happier than in the sky, but we seem to have messed up." Jinjiao sighed.
Yinjiao shook his head and said:
"Brother, you're in trouble. We didn't mess up. On the contrary, we were very successful."
"??, second brother, why do you say this?" Jin Jiao asked doubtfully.
Yinjiao explained: "Since ancient times, Buddhism and Taoism have been incompatible, and the dispute between Buddhism and Taoism has lasted for tens of thousands of years. Now, Buddhism and Taoism have flourished, and Taoism has gradually declined. Both Buddhism and Taoism participated in the Journey to the West, although it was just a formality, but
The essence of Buddhism will not change.
Our master is the founder of Taoism. Do you think he will watch the great prosperity of Buddhism? In the early years, the master went west to Hanguguan to transform Hu into Buddha. What was the purpose? Isn't it to prove that Buddha is the Tao?
Now, the calamity of Journey to the West is a matter for Buddhism and has nothing to do with our Taoism.
If it fails, we can just watch the show, right, brother."
Hearing this, Jin Jiao thought about these words carefully, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he suddenly became enlightened.
"Yes, this is a headache for Buddhism. It has nothing to do with us. We can just watch." Jin Jiao said.
He always felt that it was their fault that Xuanzang stayed here for ten years, but in fact, wasn't this the result he wanted?
They did go through the motions, but what does the outcome have to do with them?
"Yes, so don't rush or panic. We were originally going to go back to heaven after this calamity is over, but now we have ten more years of vacation. After all, the holy monk is our benefactor." Yinjiao said.
"Haha, that's right. Yinjiao, my brother didn't realize that your wisdom seems to have increased a lot after you went down to the mortal world. You have finally grown up. Now I understand why the master asked us to go down to the mortal world. This is experience."
Golden Horn said.
"My master has far-sighted plans, which are unpredictable and beyond our ability to see through." Yinjiao said with admiration on his face.
"Your Majesty, there is a group of wild blue and white chickens ahead!"
"Quick, quick, little ones, hurry up and make soup for the holy monk!"
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Lingshan, Daleiyin Temple.
"Damn it, this Buddha is really angry. This golden cicada is really stubborn and has repeatedly delayed the great cause of learning Buddhist scriptures. Tathagata, your disciple?!"
On the lotus seat, the Buddha used to burn the lamp and cursed, and the Buddha's light behind him flickered.
Tathagata remained silent and looked calm.
The Buddha below did not dare to speak, even though he said that all four elements of his family were empty, he was compassionate and guarded against arrogance and anger.
But that is only for monks in the mortal world. It does not count for those of them who have achieved enlightenment. They should fight for it and fight for it.
On the other side, Maitreya Buddha on the lotus throne said with a smile: "It's not Xuanzang's fault. Sun Wukong did lose to the Golden Horn, so he must keep his promise."
"Maitreya, are you pretending to be stupid? This time, Buddhism is supposed to prosper, but the general trend of heaven will not remain unchanged forever. After that time, Buddhism's luck will disappear, and the calamity of Journey to the West will not be completed. When the luck comes back,
You don’t know what waiting for Buddhism is, right?" Ran Deng said.
"Hey, I know, but what can I do? We can't tie Xuanzang to the west." Maitreya spread his hands.
For him, he can get the best luck in the journey to the west, but if he can't get it, it is due to luck.
Maitreya was not as anxious as Ran Deng, and looked at these things indifferently.
But Ran Deng is different. As a veteran power from ancient times, the same batch of people basically became saints.
For example, Zhunti introduced two Western leaders.
There are also the saints of the Three Purities, Nuwa, and the Great Heavenly Lord Houtu.
Most of the remaining powers, some are already quasi-saint top powers, and some have left the Three Realms and gone to Chaos to find opportunities to become saints.
Ran Deng placed all his hopes on the merits of his journey to the West. If he obtained this merit, he might be able to use it to become a saint and transcend the ordinary world.
"Buddha, Guanyin Bodhisattva and Xuanzang have a good relationship. It is better to let Guanyin Bodhisattva persuade Xuanzang to embark on the journey to the west."
From below, the Dragon Subduing Arhat came out and made suggestions.
Guanyin Bodhisattva was not present at the Lingshan meeting at this time.
During this time, Avalokitesvara spent time cultivating and stabilizing her Taoist mind in Luojia Mountain.
"Subduing the dragon, this is a good idea." Maitreya Buddha agreed.
"It seems that we can only trouble Guanyin Bodhisattva for a hard trip." Tathagata Buddha said.
"I hope Guanyin can complete its mission, otherwise when will our Buddhism flourish?" Ran Deng said with a bitter look on his face.
South China Sea.
"Mom, let me run errands again."
Wearing a simple and elegant white dress, the holy and noble Guanyin Bodhisattva has a black line on her forehead, and she is extremely speechless in response to Lingshan's order.
"Sister Guanyin, don't be angry. The Buddhas are too big-headed to do anything at this time."
The Dragon Subduing Arhat smiled and said, at this time, the Dragon Subduing Arhat was in ragged clothes, with a wine gourd hanging on his waist, and a broken fan swinging in his hand.
Guanyin frowned and said:
"There are so many Bodhisattvas in the sky, why are you letting me go? Also, Jianglong, are you dressed like this?"
Jianglong smiled and said: "Imitate Sister Guanyin. Before you experience the world of mortals, you go to the underworld and ask Empress Houtu to open a small world in the six realms of reincarnation, and divide a part of your soul into it to experience.
Now, Sister Guanyin, what you see is part of my soul."
"The Six Paths of Reincarnation is indeed a good place to gain experience. The way of reincarnation is also unpredictable," Guanyin said.
"Of course, the world in the Six Paths of Reincarnation is almost the same as the Three Realms. There are also Buddhas, Sister Guanyin, and other gods. If this soul hadn't awakened its memory, I might have sunk into it. I don't know when I would wake up. Come." Jianglong said.
Thinking of this, Guanyin couldn't help but think of what happened in the Taixu Universe Picture.
It's like a small world inside. Enter it, lose your memory, and live your whole life like an ordinary person.
Suddenly, Guanyin Bodhisattva's Taoist heart was slightly shaken again, and his face turned red.
"Sister Guanyin, why does your face look wrong?" Jianglong asked curiously.
"What's wrong? I've finished telling you the news, hurry up and get out of here."
Guanyin Bodhisattva waved his hand and immediately moved the subdued dragon to the South China Sea.
"..." Subdue the Dragon.
"Women, even Bodhisattvas have fallen into the secular world!"
Jianglong then waved his broken fan and disappeared.
"Xuan Zang, why are you always causing trouble?"
The Taoist heart that finally calmed down recovered for a while, but ripples appeared again just now. Guanyin's whole body was not well. Now Xuanzang is her inner demon, and she can never go back?
At the same time, Guanyin once again complained about Buddha. She has always been asked to do the errands, why can't someone else do it?
I thought so, but after Guanyin tidied up, she left Nanhai and became an honest laborer.
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A different world, a world of high martial arts where the group leader lives.
Several months have passed since the Golden-Horned Behemoth and the Silver-Horned Behemoth were destroyed, and the Earth has once again returned to peace.
Yan Shuangying once again acted as a little transparent and practiced silently. After using the wooden tooth crystal and the training space of the chat group, her cultivation level improved to the ninth level of planetary level perfection, and she was only a little short of stepping into the star level and then...
In terms of field ability, he is already considered the strongest person on Earth, surpassing Hong and Lei.
"Hey, the life of lying down is so comfortable and comfortable. No fighting, no destruction, no anxiety, tsk tsk tsk."
Yan Shuangying was lying on the soft big bed, feeling extremely lazy.
Because of breakthroughs in cultivation, human genes are getting better and better, and the originally poor areas have become richer and more impressive.
A pair of thighs are also long, straight, delicate and shiny, making you look like the girl next door has just grown up?
"Ding, trigger a private mission. In order to get a better peace, please stop the Black Dragon Fleet from fighting the Earth Planet. The mission is completed, and you will get 20,000 points."
Suddenly, the voice of the chat group rang out at an inappropriate time.
"?, what mission, what the hell is the Black Dragon Fleet?" Yan Shuangying asked immediately.
"The Black Dragon Fleet is the collective name for the spacecraft of the Black Dragon Empire in the universe and galaxy. In fact, it is a number of private interstellar pirate ships that set out from the Black Dragon Empire. These pirate ships aim to plunder planetary resources.
The Earth is a planetary civilization under the Black Dragon Empire in the Milky Way. It has not yet been discovered and registered for planetary sovereignty. Once discovered by interstellar pirates, it will be conquered by war.
Note that the average strength of interstellar pirates is stellar level."
After reading the introduction, Yan Shuangying's whole body was torn apart. After destroying the golden-horned beast, the earth planet also connected with the universe.
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