Chapter 658 Tathagata doesnt talk about martial ethics and steals the chat group
Chapter 659 Tathagata steals the chat group without respecting martial ethics
"Ding, Houtu, the Lord of Six Reincarnations, has joined the chat group."
"Ding, Emperor Wa joins the chat group."
"Ding, Taishang Laojun joins the chat group!"
As the three powerful men applied to join the chat group, countless possibilities flashed through Xuanzang's mind. He did not invite these three.
After all, the original intention of creating the Three Realms chat group was to cause trouble, but they never thought of involving saints.
And the current situation is obviously that the saint discovered the existence of the chat group and actively joined it.
Xuanzang was not invited anyway!
So in an instant, Xuanzang activated his group leader authority.
"Ding, Hou Tu, the Lord of Six Paths of Reincarnation, has been asked to leave the Three Realms chat group."
"Ding, Emperor Wa has been asked to leave the Three Realms chat group."
"Ding, Taishang Laojun has been asked to leave the Three Realms chat group."
At this time, the members of the Three Realms group who had just entered the chat group naturally saw the group information and were all shocked.
Jade Emperor: "Brother, as expected of you. You invited the saint out. To me, I don't dare to do this."
Sun Wukong: "Jade Emperor, if you had the courage of Master Sun, you might not have been harassed by me back then."
Jade Emperor: "Haha."
God of War Yang Jian: "I actually invited the saint in, and also invited the saint out."
Guanyin Bodhisattva: "This!"
Immortal Zhenyuan: "Infinite Heavenly Lord!"
The most rebellious boy in heaven: "Haha, that's funny. Holy Monk Xuanzang, why don't you invite the Jade Emperor out too? The Jade Emperor is here and it will affect my performance."
Sun Wukong: "Nezha, I know right away that you are the most outrageous."
Chang'e of the Moon Palace: "Nezha, don't mess around."
Yang Chan: "The chat group feels a bit dreamy."
God of War Yang Jian: "Third sister, just relax."
World Honored Xuanzang: "Ahem, the purpose of the refining chat group is to facilitate better communication among the gods of the three realms and to promote feelings among everyone.
Remember, as long as you are a member of the chat group, everyone has the same identity and can speak freely. As for your external identity, it is not valid in the chat group."
Jade Emperor: "Is this really good, brother?"
Sun Wukong: "What's wrong! I think what the master said makes sense. The master refined this magic weapon just for communication. If we worry about your identity as the Jade Emperor, how can we talk about it."
Zhu Bajie: "That's right."
After saying that, Zhu Bajie returned his nickname to "Once the Most Beautiful Man in Heaven".
Sun Wukong: "..."
Although Sun Wukong was speechless, he followed suit and changed his nickname to "Monkey King, the Monkey King"
Jade Emperor: "..., okay."
World Honored Xuanzang: "In addition, everyone can also invite group members to join. It is not limited to gods and immortals. Demons and monsters can also join."
Black Bear: "I never thought that one day I would be in the same group as so many gods. I must belong to the Guangzong Yaozu."
Jade Emperor: "Black Bear Spirit, I see that you are honest and loyal. After you finish studying, are you interested in coming to this heaven for development?"
Black Bear: "Should I go to heaven to develop?"
Jade Emperor: "Yes, I am very thirsty for talents. Heaven is also a holy place where talents from the three realms gather. Only there will your value be fully brought out."
Although the black bear's current combat power has not been fully developed, it is still a real golden fairy.
And it is fused with the essence and blood of the Chaos Demonic Bear, and its level will not be low in the future.
Black Bear: "I won't go, I will follow the master."
The Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain: "Black Bear, this is how it is. Don't be deceived by the Jade Emperor. I think I suffered a big loss back then."
Jade Emperor: "Wukong, do you blame me for what happened back then? Although you are Bi Ma Wen, but touch your conscience and ask yourself, were you happy during the time when you were raising horses?"
The Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain: "Get out! I am so happy, I have been deceived."
Jade Emperor: "..., ahem, Guanyin Bodhisattva, you come to judge."
Guanyin:"……"
The expressions of the three great masters from the outside world, the underworld, the Wa Palace, and the Tushita Palace were very exciting at this moment.
They applied to join the Three Realms chat group, but Xuanzang invited them out.
"hateful!"
In the Wuzu Hall of the underworld, the noble and elegant Hou Tu had a cold look on his face, and his teeth were itching with anger. Who would have thought that Xuanzang, a bastard, would actually reject her.
At this time, she was no longer the Empress Pingxin who guarded the Six Paths of Reincarnation. She had a deep connection with Xuanzang, otherwise she would not have helped Xuanzang before.
It was precisely because Xuanzang would one day refine the magic weapon of "chat group" that he took the initiative to join it.
But the result was dumbfounding, and he was actually invited out.
How could the majestic saint of reincarnation have ever suffered such a defeat?
Ever since, Houtu applied to join the group again.
For ordinary gods, the existence of the chat group is unknowable, undetectable, and therefore only available by invitation.
But for a saint, tracing back to the source, it is still very easy to find the origin of the chat group, which is around Xuanzang.
In the Wa Palace, the mysterious Nuwa had similar experiences to Hou Tu, but she was not as angry as Hou Tu.
After pondering for a few seconds, Nuwa once again chose to join the Three Realms chat group, and it was the kind that did not require the consent of the group leader.
Tushita Palace.
Taishang Laojun has an innocent look on his face. He is the clone of the saint Taiqing. He also has an independent consciousness, although he does not directly trace his origins like Houtu Nuwa.
But the way of deduction is top-notch across the three realms.
Just when the Jade Emperor, Nezha, and Yang Jian joined the chat group, he discovered that a large area of luck was gathering somewhere in the mortal world, and then slowly disappeared.
Therefore, through deduction, Taishang Laojun discovered the chat group and applied to join.
Although he was invited out, after thinking for a while, Taishang Laojun still chose to apply to join.
Chat group.
"Ding, the Lord of Six Paths of Reincarnation has joined the Three Realms chat group."
"Ding, Emperor Wa joins the Three Realms chat group."
"Ding, Taishang Laojun joins the Three Realms chat group."
"..."
Xuanzang looked at these three people, and they were indeed like brown sugar. Once they got stuck on them, it would be very difficult to get rid of them.
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! Otherwise, blow up the chat group and disband it.
But Xuanzang didn't do this, and there was no need to kick these three idiots out again.
World Honored Xuanzang: "Ahem, welcome newcomers."
Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain: "Master, I seem to have seen Empress Nuwa, Empress Houtu, and Laodeng from Tushita Palace. Is it true?"
World Honored Xuanzang: "That's right."
Taishang Laojun: "You hozen, you are so rude."
Jade Emperor: "Oh, Laojun, you are here too."
Taishang Laojun: "The old Taoist has calculated with his fingers that it is destined for this."
The Monkey King of Huaguoshan: "Cut!"
World Honored Xuanzang: "Since the three of you have chosen to join the chat group, you must follow the rules of the chat group. There are no saints here, no Da Luo Jinxian, only ordinary group members."
Taishang Laojun: "Great kindness, all living beings are equal."
Houtu, the Lord of the Six Paths: "Nuwa, why are you here too?"
Emperor Wa: "Sister Houtu, as soon as you come, I will come."
Houtu, the Lord of the Six Paths: "Haha, that's right. I'm afraid that's not what I meant."
Emperor Wa: "Aren't you the same, sister Houtu?"
Houtu, the Lord of Six Paths: "Huh! Huh!"
Emperor Wa: "Haha."
Facing the conversation between the two female saints, the rest of the group did not dare to intervene and watched silently.
This is a saint. You can't see him at all on weekdays, and it's impossible to even meet him.
Now being in a chat group is as exciting as dreaming.
"Ding, Hou Tu, the Lord of Six Paths of Reincarnation, sent out a merit red envelope."
Ding, Taishang Laojun received the red envelope and received a thousand merits..
Ding, the Jade Emperor received the red envelope and received a thousand merits.
Ding, Zhu Bajie received the red envelope and gained three hundred merits!
…
Although this was the first time they came across electronic red envelopes, the group members still accepted them tacitly.
Jade Emperor: "Ahem, thank you Empress Houtu for sending me the merit red envelope."
Taishang Laojun: "Thank you, Empress Houtu, for sending me the merit red envelope?"
The former most handsome man in heaven: "Thank you Empress Houtu for sending me the merit red envelope."
The most rebellious guy in heaven: "Thank you, Empress Houtu, for the red envelope."
Sun Wukong from Huaguo Mountain: "Thank you to Empress Houtu for her meritorious red envelope."
For a time, the chat group was full of praise for Hou Tu.
These merits are not the merits of heaven, but the merits of the birth of inborn beings. They can be used to practice and improve their cultivation. Although they are not as powerful as the merits of heaven, they are much faster than the pills and spiritual stones that absorb the spiritual power of heaven and earth.
Especially for immortals who use their merits and constitutions to cultivate, merits are particularly important.
"Ding, Emperor Wa sent a merit red envelope."
Ding, Taishang Laojun receives the red envelope.
Ding, the Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain receives the red envelope.
Ding, God of War Yang Jian receives the red envelope!
Ding, Chang'e of the Moon Palace receives the red envelope!
Just like before, everyone burst out with praise and thanks to Emperor Wa.
No matter how stupid you are, you can understand that Hou Tu and Nu Wa don't seem to be dealing with each other, and they are obviously secretly competing with each other.
Xuanzang was puzzled, why Houtu and Nuwa didn't look like novices. This chat group function was very good, which was strange.
Think again about the Zhutian chat group that I joined. Although there is also a Houtu, that Houtu often dives.
Comparing the two Houtu, the gap is quite big.
The former most handsome man in heaven: "Ahem, Jade Emperor, Laojun, Guanyin Bodhisattva, Empress Houtu, and Empress Nuwa have given such a large amount of merit as soon as they joined the group. You three are also highly virtuous and respected people in the three realms, shouldn't you?
Express it?"
Jade Emperor: "Tianpeng, what do you mean by this? Am I so stingy?"
After all, the Jade Emperor is the Lord of the Three Realms, and his status is not much lower than that of a saint.
At this time, it was naturally impossible to deny Bajie's words, so he also made a wave of merit.
Taishang Laojun did not send out merit, but sent out a wave of golden elixirs.
This is considered a trick. Everyone knows that Lao Jun can't finish all his golden elixir.
Even so, in terms of value, the products produced by Laojun must be high-quality.
Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva also produced a wave of merits. Who made her the compassionate Avalokitesvara of the South China Sea?
Xuanzang wanted to make merit, but he did not practice the merit system.
Although it has its own merits, it can only be seen but not used.
It is fundamentally different from the acquired merits collected by Nuwa, Houtu and Guanyin.
Jade Emperor: "Brother Xuanzang, can I invite the gods from heaven to come in?"
World Honored One Xuanzang: “Of course you can, the more the merrier.”
The most beautiful man in heaven once said: "Jade Emperor, you'd better invite the God of Wealth in!"
God of War Yang Jian: "Tianpeng, the beads of your abacus are really ticking. The God of Wealth is in charge of the world's wealth, and he is the existence that many people flock to."
Once the number one golden elixir in heaven: "Ahem."
Guanyin Bodhisattva: "Then I invite the Buddha in?"
World Honored One Xuanzang: "No, I won't play with Tathagata."
Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain: "Yes, isolate him. This Tathagata is too dark. He has fooled my grandson for five hundred years."
World Honored Xuanzang: "Tsk, tsk, I think so too, I won't bring the Tathagata with me!"
Taishang Laojun: "Good!"
Guanyin:"……"
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Lingshan, Leiyin Temple.
If the Tathagata who was lecturing on the sutra felt something, he looked to the east and saw several powerful qi fortunes gathering somewhere in the mortal world, and he also felt the aura of acquaintances in these qi fortunes.
For example, Jade Emperor, Taishang Laojun, Guanyin, Zhen Yuanzi, Sun Wukong, Yang Jian!
Beside him, the Deng Deng Buddha and the Maitreya Buddha were not there.
Except for certain times, Ran Deng and Maitreya will be at Leiyin Temple, and at other times he will be the only one in Leiyin Temple.
The Deng Deng Buddha devoted himself to evolving the twenty-four heavens and the world, while the Maitreya Buddha practiced hard for the future Buddha Dharma.
Tathagata didn't know what happened, so he immediately began to deduce. Although his deduction skills were not as good as Taishang's, they were not far behind, and he soon discovered clues.
He felt a special magic weapon, but he didn't know who the owner of the magic weapon was?
This special magic weapon seems to be constantly collecting information about all things in the world. Tathagata has never seen such a strange magic weapon, and then he integrates his spiritual thoughts into it.
"Ding, Tathagata Buddha applies to join the group!"
Xuanzang, who was explaining the function of the chat group to everyone in the new group, almost exploded on the spot, as if he had seen something dirty and was afraid to avoid it.
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! "I'm going to be a DJ with Infinite Heaven. How can Tathagata apply to join the group?" Xuanzang thought to himself.
The way Tathagata comes in is different from that of Houtu, Nuwa and Taishang Laojun.
These three came in directly, while Tathagata needed to apply.
Without hesitation, Xuanzang directly rejected Tathagata Buddha's application.
Tathagata was stunned when he was rejected, but when he thought it was related to the Jade Emperor and Taishang Laojun, he continued to apply?
reject!
Apply!
reject!
Apply!
Xuanzang never thought that Tathagata would be so free and tirelessly applied to join the group hundreds of times.
He somewhat admired Tathagata's perseverance!
Tathagata was rejected hundreds of times, and his thoughts were somewhat unclear. He found that although this magic weapon was magical and unpredictable, it was not an innate magic weapon, and it might be possible to usurp authority.
So Tathagata Buddha used his great magic power and started to steal permissions like a virus.
"I……"
Xuanzang greeted Tathagata's ancestors in his heart. He had already reached the late stage of Daluo Jinxian and was no longer weak. However, it was undeniable that Tathagata was indeed stronger than him now.
If this trend continues, Tathagata might actually be able to successfully steal permissions.
"This old man is shameless. He is so soft that he can be hard." Xuanzang said.
Chat group?
World Honored Xuanzang: "Brother Jade Emperor, Laojun, Empress Houtu, Emperor Wa, someone stole the permissions of the chat group and helped me."
Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain: "What, who is so bold? Master, you need me."
Guanyin:"?"
The people Xuanzang called were either saints or the strongest among saints. Naturally, they felt that there was chaos in the chat group space.
Hou Tu, Emperor Wa took action without hesitation and blessed Wei Li in the chat group.
The Jade Emperor also took action at the same time!
I saw the chat group emitting a dazzling, uh, golden light, and it was extremely coercive!
Tathagata, who was cracking the chat group, suddenly felt a terrifying pressure coming towards him?
"Ami……"
Tathagata Buddha was frightened and looked shocked.