Chapter 1816 is very good at pretending to be stupid
"How stupid can he be?"
Master Zhou stood up, looked at Lin Xiaodong and asked.
This master of the Zhou family is not very young, he is fifty years old, and he has a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks. He is not a good person at first glance! "How stupid is he?
I'm afraid of scaring you if I say it.
This kid can eat pot flour as flour and drink his own urine as wine.
I am already in my twenties, but I still wet the bed every day, imitate how to eat like a dog when eating, and have to be more happy when drinking water.
What's even more exaggerated is that I have to hug the old sow every night to sleep.
Fortunately, humans and animals cannot have children, otherwise, my old sows wouldn’t have to find boars for breeding!”
Zhang Cungu kept talking and made up a bunch of Lin Xiaodong's stupid behaviors like a jingle.
Zhangcun Dog’s voice was so loud that it was heard by everyone on and off the stage.
The master of the Zhou family stepped back repeatedly, covering his nose and looking at Lin Xiaodong with disgust.
"That kid is so awesome, even the old sow won't let him go."
"Absolutely, he is the stupidest fool I have ever heard."
"That kid will probably be chosen. Those other fools are far behind him!"
The audience burst into laughter, pointing at Lin Xiaodong and laughing.
In Lin Xiaodong's mind, there were really countless grass and mud horses running wildly, and he wished he could slap Zhang Cun Dog to death.
Lin Xiaodong suppressed his anger and suppressed it. In order to help Zhou Siruo, he pretended to be a fool for the first time in his life.
He swayed his body in silly poses, stared at Zhou Siruo and kept giggling.
"Mr. Zhou, I think my brother is the most suitable candidate.
Although my brother is stupid, he is pretty good-looking.
Recruiting him as a son-in-law will at least not bring shame to your Zhou family.
Also, my brother is only in his early twenties, young and powerful, and can help your Zhou family with a lot of work!"
Zhang Cungou continued to promote Lin Xiaodong, and his words were so eloquent that Mr. Zhou was moved.
Mr. Zhou looked at Lin Xiaodong carefully, nodded and said: "This boy does have some good looks and is still young.
It suits the criteria for choosing a son-in-law this time. Let him stay! As for whether to choose him or not, it is up to Zhou Siruo to decide.
It’s up to her to decide what kind of husband she wants!”
As soon as Zhang Cungou heard this, he knew it was done.
Zhou Siruo must have recognized Lin Xiaodong, so why should he choose?
Zhang Cun Gou walked off stage happily.
Mr. Zhou asked Lin Xiaodong to stand in a row with the other fools.
"Siruo, don't say that your second uncle didn't take care of you.
I give you the right to choose, you can choose one of these people to be your husband!"
Mr. Zhou acted like a good old man.
However, in his heart, he sneered. Anyway, these people are all fools, no matter who they choose, they can't change Zhou Siruo's fate.
Zhou Siruo stared at Lin Xiaodong curiously, wondering why Lin Xiaodong appeared. Was he here to help him?
Zhou Siruo remembered very clearly that Lin Xiaodong was no fool in the natural maze.
"Cousin, hurry up and choose. It doesn't matter who you choose, you are destined to marry a fool!"
"In my opinion, you'd better choose the boy who has had sex with a sow. At least it can ensure that you won't be lonely during the spring night!"
"Haha..." At this time, two young men came around from behind and laughed at Zhou Siruo.
"Si Ruo, hurry up and choose for me, otherwise I will choose for you!"
Mr. Zhou saw Zhou Siruo in a daze and urged him.
"I...I pick him!"
Zhou Siruo stretched out his hand and pointed at Lin Xiaodong.
"No way, cousin, you are really obedient and you really picked that kid."
"You pretend to be pure in front of us all day long, but in the end, you are like a bitch. For the sake of happiness, you picked a fool who can still do it."
"Remember, sleep with a sow at night, otherwise your idiot husband won't be able to sleep."
"Perhaps in the eyes of that fool, you are worse than an old sow."
"Haha..." The two young masters laughed wildly and laughed at Zhou Siruo to their heart's content.
The people in the audience were both envious and jealous of Lin Xiaodong.
But more people think that a flower is stuck in cow dung.
At this time, Lin Xiaodong walked towards Zhou Siruo and stretched out his hand to pull her up.
"Ms. Zhou, you are just here to help. You don't have to take this farce seriously!"
Lin Xiaodong made it clear in a low voice that this marriage proposal was just a farce, he would not take it seriously, and he did not want Zhou Siruo to take it seriously.
Zhou Siruo smiled, nodded, and whispered: "Thank you!"
"You idiot, what are you still doing?
Let’s enter the bridal chamber on site.
Isn't my cousin more beautiful than an old sow?"
"This fool only likes old sows. He probably doesn't like his cousin!"
The two young men were still laughing there, which really made Lin Xiaodong unbearable.
The two even ran up to them and forced Lin Xiaodong and Zhou Siruo to stick together.
"Don't touch my woman!"
Lin Xiaodong was furious and punched out with two punches, knocking the two young men to the ground and breaking their noses.
"Beast, if you dare to hit my son, you are seeking death! Someone is coming, beat him hard!"
Mr. Zhou had been watching the show. When he saw his son being beaten, he couldn't sit still and shouted.
Immediately, more than a dozen servants rushed up and rushed towards Lin Xiaodong.
Lin Xiaodong deliberately distorted his face, pretended to be stupid and roared, charging towards the servants like a wild bull.
Three strikes, five strikes, and two strikes, and all the dozen or so servants were knocked down in just a few strokes.
"Hey, hey, hey, Mr. Zhou, don't be impulsive, I forgot to tell you.
Although my brother is stupid, he is very strong. He is naturally thick-skinned and thick-skinned. Most people can't handle him! You'd better not offend him. If you go crazy, he will even beat himself!"
Zhang Cun Dog popped up and reminded with a smile.
Mr. Zhou was startled and shouted: "He is actually our son-in-law Zhou, so you must obey my orders!"
"The question is, my brother is a fool and has a mental problem. How can you ask him to obey your orders?
The best way is to stop provoking him!"
Zhangcun Dog Show Hands.
"Whoever bullies me, I will beat him to death!"
Lin Xiaodong roared, his eyes filled with murderous intent, and he glared at Mr. Zhou.
Mr. Zhou was almost frightened and urinated. He quickly pulled his two sons up and shouted: "I'm too lazy to behave like a fool. Let's wait and see!"
Immediately, Mr. Zhou ran away with all the servants.
The days are still long, and he has plenty of ways to deal with Zhou Siruo and Lin Xiaodong, so there is no rush now.
The audience cheered and praised Lin Xiaodong's performance in protecting Zhou Siruo.
"The show is over, let's disperse!"
Zhang Cungo jumped onto the stage and waved the onlookers to leave.
After everyone dispersed, Lin Xiaodong and the other three dared to talk safely.
"Thank you for helping me, but will this hurt you?"
Zhou Siruo was kind-hearted and said a little worriedly.
"Don't worry about us. You also know that we are monks. Are we afraid of ordinary people like your second uncle?"
Lin Xiaodong said with a smile.
Zhou Siruo thought about it carefully and no longer worried about Lin Xiaodong and Zhang Cungou.