Time flies so fast, more than a month has passed in the blink of an eye. During this period, Miao Qiang and Zhang Zihao lived quite comfortably in the 79th Bureau. With Zhang Jianmin here, they would not have to go out for three months.
The two of them worked in a group every morning to organize files. In the afternoon, Miao Qiang plunged into the archives room and looked through the past case files of Bureau 79.
Zhang Zihao, on the other hand, seemed to have started a new life. There were more than 300 people in the 79th Bureau, of which women accounted for nearly one-third. This guy spent more than a month to recruit more than 100 women from all over the world.
The clerk flirted with her all over.
From the back-office clerks to the cooks in the cafeteria, he did not let go even the cleaning ladies in their forties. Married, unmarried, with boyfriends, single, good-looking and ugly.
, he harassed me all over.
In Zhang Zihao's own words, this is called sweepstakes. He will first get to know these beauties, and then choose the best ones to develop his future girlfriend. For this reason, this guy even bought a notebook and played games in a small notebook.
All female colleagues made notes, and the contents were recorded more clearly than in the personal files of the personnel department.
In a short period of time, he became a celebrity in the 79th Bureau, second only to Zhang Jianmin in popularity. At the same time, he also got a new title "Popular Fried Chicken"
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But the good times did not last long. Just now, 124 female employees from all over the company jointly wrote a letter of complaint and handed it to Zhang Jianmin.
The sentences above are full of blood and tears, accusing Zhang Zihao of his shameless behavior, demanding that Director Zhang severely punish the pervert and pervert, return the 79th Bureau to a bright future, and seek justice for them.
In Zhang Jianmin's office, Zhang Zihao looked at the indictment on his desk and the signatures and bloody fingerprints of more than a hundred female employees at the end of the indictment. He was a little dumbfounded.
He scratched the messy hair on his head, looked at Zhang Jianmin and then at Miao Qiang beside him, and said with a confused face: "What is going on? I didn't do anything! Why do they want to unite to impeach me?"
Woolen cloth?"
Zhang Jianmin patted the table with his hand and said with a wry smile: "What else do you want to do? You have only been here for a long time, but you have already made the bureau crazy. All the female colleagues are afraid to wear skirts to work.
Yes. Also, there are many of them who are timid and tremble when they hear your name. Tell me, how do you want me to punish you? "
"What the hell? You still want to punish me? Why do you punish me when I haven't done anything? Besides, my purpose was already very clear before I came here, which was to come in and win over a few girls. You didn't do this at that time
I also understand that I only agreed to come here with your acquiescence, and now I have turned my back on you and don’t recognize you? Do you think I’m stupid?”
Zhang Zihao was so stubborn that no one could take advantage of him. Zhang Jianmin was so angry that he almost rolled his eyes. Miao Qiang was almost bleeding internally from holding it in. He had to endure it again and again to stop himself from laughing.
come out.
At this time, there was a knock on the door. Zhang Jianmin asked: "Who is it?"
"The boss is me, Chang Yi."
When he heard that it was Jia Changyi, Zhang Jianmin said angrily: "Come in, the door is unlocked."
After opening the door, Jue Yuan and Jia Changyi walked in together. After seeing Jia Changyi, Zhang Jianmin, who was angry, pointed at Zhang Zihao, patted the indictment on the table and said: "You came just in time, look! Look! Your people
!I handed over the new guy to you, and you just brought it to me, right? All the female colleagues from all over the company jointly filed a lawsuit against me. Tell me what to do?"
Jia Changyi had heard about this matter a long time ago, and he came here precisely for this matter. But Jue Yuan beside him did not know that the day before Miao Qiang and Zhang Zihao entered the 79th round, Jue Yuan returned
He went to Yinyuan Temple in Phoenix Mountain and didn’t return to the bureau until today. When he met Jia Changyi at the door of the office just now, he specifically asked Miao Qiang and Zhang Zihao if the two boys were here, but Jia Changyi only gave him a wry smile in return.
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After hearing what was going on, Jue Yuan became interested. Before Jia Changyi could answer Zhang Jianmin's words, he grabbed the one-meter-long indictment and read it, then curled his lips and said: "It's incredible, it's really incredible!"
"Director Zhang, Zhang Zihao has aroused public anger! In order to quell public resentment, in my opinion, the only choice is to shoot him, and he must be executed in public! Only in this way can the anger in the hearts of all lesbians be calmed down!"
"Old bald donkey, I'll draft you! Lao Miao, let's go and stop doing this! Damn it, you have to be shot for flirting with girls, why don't you go back and sell wreaths!"
Jia Changyi hurriedly grabbed Zhang Zihao and said, "Why are you so excited? Just wait and calm down." Then he said to Jue Yuan with a wry smile on his face, "Master, you didn't even look at the timing when you were joking."
Jue Yuan said seriously: "Amitabha, I never joke. Just call me a bald donkey at this kid and you should be shot. You also want to fuck my uncle. What a beautiful idea you have!"
At this time, Zhang Jianmin slapped the table hard and said angrily: "That's enough! Have you had enough trouble?! You don't have to try to excuse this kid here. No one can save him today."
But, he can be exempted from being shot. After deducting his salary and bonus for this month, he will report a major demerit to the overall situation, and then write a 10,000-word review and read it to everyone in the bureau in the broadcast room."
Zhang Zihao was about to fall out after hearing this, but Jia Changyi grabbed him, and then said to Zhang Jianmin: "Director Zhang is right to criticize, I will take him back to write a self-criticism. Master Jueyuan has something to do with you, so you can chat slowly.
Let's go back first." After saying that, he pulled Zhang Zihao and Miao Qiang and walked out of Zhang Jianmin's office quickly.
After the three people left the office, Zhang Jianmin said to Jue Yuan with a wry smile: "How do you think this can be done? These two guys are worrying me to death. Miao Qiang is better. At least he knows what to do."
It should be done. Zhang Zihao is just a fool, as if he has no brain."
Jue Yuan said with a "hehe" smile: "I don't think so, these two little guys are pretty good. If one group doesn't want to take them in, you might as well give them to me."
"You don't want one group?! You don't know how hard the leader of the first, second, and third groups was beaten in order to steal the two of them. This guy's head was almost beaten into a dog's head. Even that guy Mason doesn't know
Somehow they were put together wrongly, and they came to me to ask for both of them. Now you want them too, but I really don’t know what’s so good about them.
Forget it, let’s not talk about them. I get very angry when I mention them. Thank you for your hard work this time, I wonder how you are doing?"
When Zhang Jianmin asked, the old monk straightened his face and said solemnly: "It seems to be true. I went back to the Buddhist Scripture Pavilion in the temple to check it out. I found it in a miscellaneous note called "Yuan and Ming Essays"
I saw an introduction to "Human Characters" in the book. Although this miscellany is an unofficial history, it is extremely credible.
And just before I came back, I received a piece of news. The Taotie House in the Ghost Market had spread the word that a cooking competition would be held on the fifth day of the first lunar month. People, ghosts, demons, and immortals could all participate. The competition was not limited to cuisines, ingredients, or entries.
Players can play freely. The competition adopts an elimination system, and the final winner can climb to the top of the Taotie Tower and comprehend the complete version of "The Renzi Chapter"!"
After hearing this, Zhang Jianmin took a breath of air and said in disbelief: "How come Taotie House is still involved? Haven't they always just been doing business and not asking about right and wrong? Now we are in big trouble!"
Jue Yuan also had a wry smile on his face, nodded and said: "Yes, if it were any other place, we could just take people there and search it. But this Taotie Building is too mysterious to act rashly!"
Zhang Jianmin lit a cigarette, blew out smoke rings, and said thoughtfully: "This Taotie House is so weird. No one knows when it was established, and no one knows who his real boss is.
Who. Even the waiters and cooks inside are all unfathomable alchemists, warlocks, and Taoist priests. Among the ghosts, there are many powerful ghost generals and ghost kings. I also heard that the one who is in charge of the Taotie Tower is a seven-tailed fox demon.
It’s a bit difficult to handle now!”
The old monk's eyes suddenly lit up at this moment and he said: "Where's Fatty Huang? If we let him take action, this shouldn't be a problem. If that doesn't work, let him lead the team. Let's go directly to the ghost market and take care of the Taotie Tower!"
Zhang Jianmin sighed: "That's the trouble. Old Huang is gone and I can't contact him now!"