After the two of them entered the room, they randomly found a seat in the front row and sat down. They saw the middle-aged man on the billboard outside, wearing a tight-fitting T-shirt, standing on the podium and making passionate remarks. They followed him.
The two students sitting in the auditorium were all screaming "ouch" as if they had been given blood.
Zheng Chen leaned into Miao Qiang's ear and whispered: "Old Miao, this is not a successful speech training. How can it be like me singing duet in the countryside?"
Miao Qiang couldn't help but laugh and said: "Now that you've come, let's take care of it. If you look at it again, won't you know what's going on?"
At this time, the orchid finger walked up to the podium and whispered softly to the successful master. While speaking, he glanced at Miao Qiang and Miao Qiang from time to time.
When he came off the stage, the Master of Success Studies said to the audience with a smile: "Dear students, let's interact for a while. The teacher wants to ask you a few questions."
After speaking, he smiled at Zheng Chen in the front row: "This new student, can you guess who the teacher is?"
Who knew that this kid Zheng Chen didn't play by the rules and stared at the master of success studies and said: "There are twelve zodiac signs and surnames. How can I guess which one you belong to! But if you tell me which one you belong to, I can guess how old you are.
, and also know what year you were born.”
Who knew that the master was even more uneasy about playing tricks, and said proudly: "I am a wolf!"
All the students in the audience burst into laughter after hearing this. Zheng Chen stood up and pointed at the billboard outside the door and said, "Don't stop talking. It's written on the ads outside that you were born in 1982 and were born in the year of dog. How did you get it wrong?"
, are you a wolfdog?!"
The master said, "Damn it, a dog travels a thousand miles to eat shit, a wolf travels a thousand miles to eat meat. After learning successfully, teacher, I am a wolf!"
"You're so picky about food!" Zheng Chen's words once again caused laughter. Seeing that the situation was not good, the master did not answer his words. Instead, he walked back to the podium and changed the subject as if he had been given a shot of blood: "I think back then,
I will give one million to those who betray me! I will give one hundred million to those who are loyal to me now! Listen to the applause!"
"Wow!" The audience burst into applause.
Along with the applause, Miao Qiang heard Zheng Chen beside him mutter: "Stop bragging, you don't look like someone who has eaten good food even with your appearance, just go to a barbecue restaurant and order a bunch of beef baskets to eat."
It’s the Chinese New Year, and you really understand the applause!”
The next scene reached a climax. It didn't matter what the master on the stage was talking about. He didn't care whether the students below understood it or not. Anyway, every sentence was inseparable from applause.
When you open and close your mouth, it’s like, “Understand the applause!”
The people below also followed suit and applauded the master whenever he wanted. For a moment, the master on the stage seemed to have reached the pinnacle of his life.
As soon as Zheng Chen seemed to be energetic, he said to Miao Qiang beside him: "Brother Miao, this is not a successful study! Isn't this just singing duet? I want applause for every word, this is my strength! I just sing duet.
Those who are born, you watch, I will go up and give them a few words."
After hearing this, Miao Qiang had a vague premonition in his heart. He wanted to stop him but failed. He saw this kid suddenly jumped up to the podium, grabbed the microphone from the master's hand, and said to the master: "You are so successful."
You can’t even learn it. Go down and listen for a while, and I’ll give you a few sentences.”
After coming off the stage, the master was stunned. He looked at Lan Huazhi who was also confused and thought to himself: "Damn it, where did you bring these two dads in?! Aren't they trying to steal their jobs?"
Sure enough, after taking the stage, Zheng Chen did not disappoint him. He saw this kid holding a microphone and shouting to the audience: "Applause to me, I will earn 100 million a year, understand the applause!"
"Wow..." The audience burst into applause.
“Those who scream can earn one billion!”
"Ah!...Oh...Hey!" The cheers from the audience continued to rise along with the applause.
Zheng Chen continued to shout: "There are screams to earn 10 billion! Get the applause, shouts, and screams that you understand!"
In less than five minutes, the entire scene was blown away by Zheng Chen!
The success master in the audience couldn't sit still anymore. He walked up to the stage and took Zheng Chen's hand and said, "Dad, you are my biological father, can't you? Leave me a way to survive. You say you are such a professional master.
, why are you trying to tease me here!"
Zheng Chen curled his lips, raised his head and pointed at the orchid finger at the door with his chin, and said sternly: "Don't challenge my profession with your hobbies!"
After hearing this, Lan Hua pointed out that her face was changing from green to red, and she was obviously extremely embarrassed. She originally thought that two idiots who paid IQ tax were brought in, but unexpectedly, two living dads were brought in, and it took less than ten minutes to stir up the mess.
The scene was chaotic.
In the end, after Lanhuazhi and Master Chenggong got together, they managed to invite the two live dads out.
After going out, Zheng Chen held a piece of Hua Zi under his arm and said with a smile: "What are you doing, old man? I'm a professional at this, right?"
Miao Qiang looked at the huazi in his hand and said with laughter and tears: "You are awesome! But if you are so awesome, why don't you continue singing duet? What are you doing in the 79th round? What are you doing?
This business is much more dangerous than singing a duet!"
After hearing this, Zheng Chen's face fell, and he said in a loud voice: "Hey! Don't mention it, it will only bring tears if you talk too much. In short, I let that old boy Zhang Jianmin fool me. I will tell you slowly when I have the opportunity in the future.
"
Seeing that he was unwilling to tell, Miao Qiang couldn't continue to ask the truth. However, it can be seen from Zheng Chen's reaction that he must have been tricked into the 79th Bureau by Zhang Jianmin. With Zhang Jianmin's character, such an immoral thing is definitely
I've done it a lot before.
Just then, their mobile phones rang at the same time. When they opened it, Zhang Zihao said in "Weixin": "Come to the third floor quickly, something is wrong!"
The two were shocked when they saw this and rushed to the escalator.
When they arrived on the third floor, Liao Xinyi and Zhang Zihao were already waiting at the door. At this time, Zhang Zihao said, "Open your eyes and take a look."
The three of them followed the instructions and opened their heavenly eyes respectively. At first glance, they not only exclaimed: "Damn, why is there such a heavy Yin energy?!"
Zhang Zihao continued: "I discovered something when I was outside the mall earlier, but you guys interrupted me and forgot about it. But according to what I discovered, this shouldn't happen on the third floor?"
Seeing that he was still there, Miao Qiang said angrily: "What did you find outside?"
"You still remember that I looked at this with a compass. At that time, I discovered that someone had set up an excellent Feng Shui bureau in front of the shopping mall, and this Feng Shui bureau was formed by two formations connected together.
The half-moon-shaped fountain at the entrance is built on the ridge, which is the secret wealth position. Water is wealth, and the fountain pool is shaped into a crescent moon, which forms a jade belt around the waist in the Feng Shui pattern.
Moreover, there are three cypress trees planted right in front of the fountain. Those three dragon cypresses are at least sixty years old. They were obviously transplanted by later generations. Plant these three dragon cypresses on the edge of the balcony.
The above pattern has become the golden toad offering treasures.
In this way, the two formations complement each other, and there is an excellent Feng Shui situation of a jade belt around the waist and a golden toad offering treasures. The person who can create this pattern is definitely a master among masters, and the decoration and layout of this shopping mall,
He was also put in a formation of holding the golden cup upside down and stepping on the wealth gate.
So how could such a perfect Feng Shui arrangement gather so much Yin energy?"
Miao Qiang and the others didn't understand formations, let alone Feng Shui. At this time, they were confused by Zhang Zihao's phrases.
Miao Qiang curled his lips and said, "Say something we can understand."
Zhang Zihao thought for a while and said: "To put it simply, with this excellent Feng Shui bureau, the evil energy from outside will never be able to enter. Therefore, the strong Yin energy on the third floor should be generated internally.
In my opinion, the problem is most likely caused by the exhibits here. There are dirty things attached to the antiques on display and were brought in. After entering, they were trapped by this Feng Shui bureau. The dirty things could not get out, and the Yin Qi was dispersed.
If it doesn’t open, the yin energy will gather and become stronger!”
Got it, after what he said, Miao Qiang and the others finally understood what was going on. After finding the cause, the next thing to do is to prescribe the right medicine.
I heard Miao Qiang ask: "You have been here for so long, have you discovered anything?"
Zhang Zihao shook his head and said: "Not yet. When I came up, I noticed something was wrong, so I took a quick look around. However, there were too many antiques on display, and I couldn't see them all by myself through the glass cabinets, so I made the decision
Information for you to come up.”
Miao Qiang rubbed his hands and said with a smile: "How many of you are there? Two million, let's take a look?"