Zhang Zihao asked with a smirk on his face: "Old Miao, what do you want to do?"
Miao Qiang looked at Han Wu who was busy in the kitchen outside the door and said with a smile: "Didn't he ask us to treat him like farts? Then I will let him have fun."
At this moment, a gust of evil wind blew up in the dressing room. Seeing this, Miao Qiang hurriedly stepped forward and closed the door. As soon as the door closed, Chi Ying and the little gray hair wearing crotchless pants appeared.
After appearing, Chiying asked with a smile: "Old Miao, what's good to eat?"
Miao Qiang rubbed her head and said: "You, you know how to eat every day. This time I asked you two to come here to help. Later, Zhang Zihao and I will have a drink with a fat man. That fat man is not a good person. We want
Get him drunk. But my wounds haven’t healed yet, so I asked you two to come over.”
After hearing this, Xiao Huimao's eyes lit up, and he smiled and said: "I understand, you want me and Chi Ying to get on top of both of you, and then drink the wine into our stomachs through your mouth."
Miao Qiang nodded repeatedly, "Yes, yes, that's what I mean, but you can only drink with your upper body. Don't take control of your body. After getting him drunk, I still have something to do."
Chiying stuck out his little tongue and spat: "You, you are going to do evil again!"
After saying that, he plunged into Miao Qiang's arms. Miao Qiang felt as if her figure had disappeared in front of his eyes. At the same time, he felt as if there was something extra in his body. The feeling was strange. For a moment, he
I don't even know how to describe it.
At this time, Chi Ying's voice came to mind in Miao Qiang's mind: "How about it, old Miao, does this feel good? This is your first time being possessed by the Immortal family, right? Let me tell you, except for the disciples who came out, those who
This is how it feels when a master dancer invites a fairy to possess him after he sings the helper's formula.
Let alone you, this is also my first time, and it feels really good to be one with you now."
Miao Qiang's eyes twitched when he heard this, and he thought to himself: "These words are really evil!"
Unexpectedly, the thoughts in his heart came together, and Chi Ying said angrily: "Who is evil?! You dare to accuse me at this time, let's see how I teach you a lesson, hum!"
While speaking, Chi Ying actually controlled Miao Qiang's body, raised his arm and slapped him on the face.
Miao Qiang was stunned for a moment by this slap. After his body was completely involuntarily controlled by Chi Ying, this feeling made him feel so uncomfortable. He secretly said: "This is the first time and the last time. I will never be so easy in the future."
I have to let the wild fairy possess me, otherwise I will have to suffer from schizophrenia."
Little Gray Hair said "hehe" happily, stared at Zhang Zihao with evil intentions and said with a smile: "Brother, I'm coming!"
"Don't come here!" As Zhang Zihao screamed, the little gray hair rushed into his body. Fortunately, this little guy still knew how to behave and did not act recklessly after possessing Zhang Zihao.
At this time, Miao Qiang, who had regained control of his body, rubbed his face and said to Zhang Zihao: "When I came in just now, I saw a basket of cantaloupe at the door of the cold dish room. Go get some more and put them in the refrigerator.
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Zhang Zihao blinked and asked, "Do you want to eat iced cantaloupe in this winter?"
"Where does all this nonsense come from? Just go if you are told. I don't have time to explain to you."
Friends in the south may not know about cantaloupe. It is a unique fruit in the north. It is usually available in the summer. The aroma of the melon body is refreshing, and the flesh of the melon is sweet and crispy.
But it has a shortcoming, that is, the pulp part of the melon. When the cantaloupe matures, the middle pulp will be filled with cantaloupe seeds. This is not inedible, but it is not digested after being eaten. Nine out of ten will be eaten.
It will cause diarrhea afterward.
It is winter now, and out-of-season fruits like cantaloupe are fresh and can be sold for twenty or thirty yuan per pound. Since Zhang Jianmin likes to eat cantaloupe, he reluctantly bought a box of them.
Zhang Zihao picked out seven or eight of the best and largest ones at once. Although the cold dish chef was a little reluctant to part with them, the head chef had given instructions before and he could not stop them no matter what ingredients they used, so he could only stare.
After putting the cantaloupe in the water tank, Zhang Zihao ran back in a hurry. At this time, Han Wu had already cooked a few dishes to go with the wine and asked the kid in the kitchen to bring them in.
After all the dishes were served, Han Wu took out a bottle of 68-degree sorghum from his locker. When Miao Qiang saw this, he was happy and said in his heart: "You bastard, how dare you take out this toy? You are really not afraid of death."
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After the three drank a glass of wine, Miao Qiang winked at Zhang Zihao, and then the two picked up their chopsticks and tasted several side dishes fried by Han Wu.
After putting down his chopsticks, he kept nodding and praising: "Brother Han's skills are really good. No wonder Director Zhang invited you to participate. Your skills are not inferior to mine. How can I teach you!"
Zhang Zihao also kept nodding his head, raised his thumb and said: "Old Miao is right. Just rely on these few dishes of yours to participate in the competition. If you win the first place, you won't be able to win."
Being fooled by these two people, Han Wu suddenly became excited, and he felt so beautiful. He said to himself: "How about it, you know my skills. You are so young, you still want to teach me, bah! You wait,
After this incident is over, I won’t find a chance to kill you!”
In this way, the three people with different intentions started drinking from cup to cup. Under the deception of Miao Qiang and Zhang Zihao, Han Wu drank more and more. The drunkenness gradually got worse. From the beginning, "I can't drink anymore."
, in the end, there was no need for Miao Qiang and the others to persuade him, and he took the initiative to grab the wine.
After drinking a three-pound bottle of white wine, Miao Qiang felt that something was missing, so he asked Zhang Zihao to go out and get a box of big green sticks.
The two of them were possessed by Ye Xian'er to help them drink, so naturally nothing happened, but Han Wu had already listened! After being poured a few more bottles of beer, he began to talk nonsense.
It was from the 79th game, and now the 79th game is his, but in short, no one listened to what he said.
The three of them drank from noon to evening. The cafeteria had already closed at this time, and only the three of them were left.
Seeing that the time was almost up, Miao Qiang said to Zhang Zihao: "Zihao, go and get some fruits to relieve Brother Han's hangover."
No matter how stupid Zhang Zihao was, he understood Miao Qiang's intention at this time. He hurriedly went to the refrigerator outside and took back all the eight ice-cold cantaloupes.
At this time, Han Wu, who had drunk more than a kilogram of high-strength liquor, felt that his stomach was burning. He immediately became energetic when he saw the iced melon in Zhang Zihao's hand. He was so drunk that he didn't even need to persuade him, he grabbed it and started making it.
Zhang Zihao chuckled and said: "Don't be anxious, eat slowly, there are plenty of cantaloupe. Watch and make sure you don't lose any of the melon pulp. It's a good thing to play with, it's a great supplement!"
"Hey, yes, yes, that's the piece. Eat it quickly."
After drinking too much wine, I felt heart-burning, but the ice-cold cantaloupe immediately made my stomach feel better. Han Wu made six large cantaloupes in one breath, and finally stopped eating when he couldn't eat any more. The seeds of the six large cantaloupes
He didn't mess up at all, and he swallowed them all after Zhang Zihao and Miao Qiang's persuasion.
At this time, Han Wu was leaning on the sofa and fell asleep. Miao Qiang and Miao Qiang smiled at each other, and helped him back to the dormitory, one on the left and the other on the right.
The kitchen staff's dormitory was an eight-person room with four iron beds with bunk beds. Han Wu's bed was on the upper bunk against the wall. After climbing into the bed, he was so hot that he took off all his clothes and was completely naked.
He lay down on the bed and fell asleep.
After Miao Qiang and the other two people said hello to the other people in the dormitory, they turned and left the dormitory building. After going downstairs, Zhang Zihao smiled and said: "Old Miao, you are quite a loser. Han Wu didn't know who was in charge.
I’m afraid I won’t be able to wake up even if I go to the toilet?!”
Miao Qiang chuckled and said, "We'll know tomorrow, right?"
"I think it's okay. Let's come early tomorrow. There will definitely be a lot of fun."
As for Han Wu, after drinking a lot of liquor and five or six bottles of beer, a chemical reaction started in his stomach with the seeds of the six large cantaloupes.
The gas from the beer moved back and forth in his abdomen, and mixed with the cantaloupe seeds and began to ferment. His stomach became more and more bloated in his sleep, and he always felt as if he was about to fart. After enduring it for a long time,
Finally I couldn't bear it anymore!
After a loud fart sound, the brother sleeping in his lower bunk let out a heartbreaking scream!