The chief supporting role system, the deficiency system of all things, the God of Cooking system, the emotional system, the good teacher system, the divine system, the good karma system...
Pop-ups pop up in my mind one after another.
Lin Bai felt dizzy in waves, and his head was like a computer infected with a virus. Programs were constantly loading in, so that his reaction to the outside world was much slower.
WTF?
Is this a golden finger?
The hands of Avalokitesvara?
Either he doesn't come, and once so many come, it's a rhythm that will kill him!
…
"Brother Lin, Brother Lin..."
Calls woke Lin Bai up from his downtime. He turned his stiff neck and met a pair of concerned eyes. The scene in his pupils gradually changed from blurry to clear.
However, my mind was still confused, and pop-up windows popped up one after another.
"You look so bad. Do you want to hire a doctor?" A scholar wearing a turban and a green shirt touched Lin Bai's forehead.
"Brother Lauro is concerned. Just rest for a while. It's okay." Lin Bai tried his best to adapt to his brain that was about to collapse. He avoided his hand and tremblingly picked up the teacup next to him and took a sip with difficulty.
After the bitter tea fell into his stomach, the system in Lin Bai's mind was loaded, and the overloaded CPU became idle in an instant, and he was completely relieved.
Perhaps the systems realized that running them at the same time would cause the body to crash, and most systems went silent after loading.
There are only four systems left that are still active, namely the system of all things lacking, the emotion management system, the chief supporting role system, and the God of Cooking system.
Feeling the four systems active in his mind, as well as the other systems hidden deep in the depths, which would explode at any time, Lin Bai had an indescribable feeling. Why did he feel like he was being violated after a good golden finger delivery?
!
Is this rogue software or a cheat?
Lin Bai had read thousands of books, so he naturally knew that the famous golden finger system could effortlessly send people to the pinnacle of life, make them appear saints in front of others, and become a glorious social worm.
But he never thought that one day, he would be troubled by golden fingers.
System family bucket?
With so many systems operating at full capacity, I'm afraid ninety-ninety-seven are not enough to describe his blessings...
…
Lindbergh scanned the descriptions of four systems:
Everything has flaws system: There is no perfect thing in the world, flaws are the normal state of everything. You need to let everyone learn to accept flaws and get used to regrets.
Any shortcomings?
Venus de Milo?
Bullshit system!
Lin Bai complained that he had pursued perfection for more than twenty years and strived to be meticulous in every step he took, so that he could have a relatively successful life after graduating from college.
If he hadn't suddenly traveled through time, he would most likely have had enough food and clothing for the rest of his life, and his life would have been happier than that of most people.
The pursuit of perfection has become his attitude towards life, so why should he get used to shortcomings?
Whoever invented this system specified what was wrong with it.
Emotion management system: When you learn to mobilize other people's emotions, you will be the master of the world. Feelings of joy, anger, sorrow, joy, shame, and fear, go and deeply appreciate the mystery of emotions!
Different from the imperfection system, Lin Bai agrees with this so-called emotional management system. Indeed, when you can easily control other people's emotions, you will get twice the result with half the effort.
Chief Supporting Role System: If good fortune does not come first, misfortune will not come first. If a tree is beautiful in the forest, it will be destroyed by the wind. If the behavior is higher than others, everyone will be wrong. If you don't fight, no one in the world can fight with it.
Find yourself a boss, the second boss is the most perfect existence in the world.
fart!
Lin Bai lived in an era where either everyone was vying to be first, everyone showed their different personalities, and wished I could be the best in the world; or they could lie down and die.
Being the second child?
Such a system is simply reversing the course of history.
Got a dog!
The God of Cooking system is the most serious one among the several systems, but Lin Bai is a time traveler, and he finally figured out the structure of this world!
In this strange world, it is already very difficult to survive. Learning literature and becoming an official, learning martial arts to make a living is the right way, and becoming a Mao god of cooking...
…
That's right.
Lin Bai is a time traveler.
Seven days ago, he came to this strange world inexplicably. The social structure of this world is similar to the complex of the ancient Chinese dynasties. There are medical clinics, wine shops, inns, escort agencies, Yihong Courtyard, and government offices...
The only difference is that this world has martial arts, fairies, and most likely magic...
Therefore, people's lives here are more difficult.
Traveling to this world, Lin Bai was penniless and without any relatives. He finally figured out the structure of the world. Relying on the awesome social skills he had mastered on earth, he got in touch with a scholar named Luo Congwen and solved the problem.
The question of eating and drinking...
He is a person who is unwilling to be ordinary. After time travel, everything starts from scratch. Without any thought of blaming others and understanding the environment, Lin Bai quickly planned a new life for himself, preparing to use Luofu as a stepping stone and use the knowledge on the earth.
Get back to the top of your life.
Who would have expected that when all the planning had just started, Golden Finger would appear out of the blue, catching him off guard with such a turbulent wave.
…
[Let ten people experience the feeling of being incomplete...Reward: "Nine Days Sutra"·Incompleteness.]
[Collect a copy of the pure emotions generated for you; reward: Spirit 1.]
[Find yourself a big brother; reward: Luck 1.]
[First you have to open a restaurant; reward: 10 taels of silver.]
The initial tasks of the four systems also look unserious.
Especially in the system where everything is lacking, not only the tasks released are incomplete, but even the rewards are incomplete...
It's just a shame.
What is missing?
beauty of?
Disaster?
It doesn’t matter if the task content is missing a few words, it won’t affect the understanding of the meaning, and it doesn’t hurt anything.
But the reward given was changed from the Nine-Yang Manual to the Nine-Day Manual, which was still a broken copy. This was a bit excessive.
Is it possible to practice the Nine-Day Sutra with disabilities?
What is missing?
This is so immoral!
…
"It's best to mobilize your emotions!"
After calming down, Lin Bai decided to do some system tasks.
You don’t have to be a fool if you have a golden finger.
In this world where demons are rampant, he, an ordinary person, always needs some skills. Compared with his own hard work, the golden finger is obviously faster.
Among the four initial tasks, the emotional system is the easiest to carry out.
He had just arrived and was unfamiliar with the place. Where could he find a big brother for himself?
Opening a restaurant requires krypton gold.
I don't have any idea how to let others experience my disability for the time being.
In comparison, mobilizing emotions is much simpler and has the lowest cost.
…
So, Lin Bai turned his attention to the scholar opposite.
The scholar's name is Luo Congwen. He comes from a wealthy family. He has passed the government examination and has a place as a child student. After passing the college examination next year, he will become a serious scholar and have an official status.
But this young scholar had the heart of a chivalrous man. He thought about punishing evil and promoting good, and killing demons all day long. However, he was impatient to learn martial arts and exercise his body. Instead, he was obsessed with seeking immortals and visiting Taoism, instead of doing his proper work.
It was this character that allowed Lin Bai to take advantage of the situation. A story in "A Chinese Ghost Story", in which a scholar meets a female ghost, gave him a full sense of immersion. He was so addicted that he wanted to die, and made Lin Bai his confidant.
"Brother Lin, since it doesn't matter, why don't we continue talking about Ning Caichen?" Luo Congwen rubbed his hands, a glimmer of expectation flashing in his eyes.
"Well!" Lin Bai looked at Luo Congwen, thinking about finding a suitable entry point for the task.
"What happened after Xiaoqian left? Who is more powerful, Dryad Granny or Yan Chixia? Is he going to become Yan Chixia's disciple?" Luo Congwen didn't notice Lin Bai's strangeness, pulled up a chair, and
Sitting opposite Lin Bai, he asked a series of questions.
Lin Bai pondered for a moment, then picked up the tea bowl and took a sip, saying: "Don't be anxious, let's talk slowly."
"Yes, yes, tell me slowly." Luo Congwen nodded hurriedly, "What happened to Ning Caichen?"
After a moment, Lin Bai had already made up his mind and smiled: "Brother Luo, prick up your ears, the story behind is going to be exciting."
Luo Congwen sat upright.
After a pause, Lin Bai looked at Luo Congwen who had his ears pricked up, and said vividly, "On that day, Ning Caichen encountered the female ghost Nie Xiaoqian. In the middle of the night, he was teased by the beautiful female ghost. He couldn't help but
Heart fluttering.
The young Mu Ai's mind was full of the shadow of the female ghost looking forward to her appearance. However, after being warned by the bearded Yan Chixia that humans and ghosts are in different ways, she naturally felt uncomfortable and returned to her room early, where Nie Xiaoqian came full of expectations.
But he is a scholar after all. He has encountered a lot of things in the past few days. He was tired and exhausted, and he fell into a deep sleep within a short time. I don’t know how long it took, but there was a noise in the room, which woke Ning Caichen..."
Luo Congwen's eyes lit up and his body twisted unconsciously: "Xiaoqian came to the door?"
"Brother Luo, don't worry, just keep listening." Lin Bai chuckled, "Ning Caichen took a closer look by the moonlight and saw that it was Yan Chixia who lived next door. He was inevitably a little disappointed, so he just asked, '
Master Yan, come here in the middle of the night...'.
Before she finished speaking, Yan Chixia's beard and hair were spread out, her eyes were red, as if she was possessed by an evil spirit. She rushed toward him with a ferocious smile, and said as she rushed: "It's better for a little scholar to have thin skin and tender flesh than to be a cheap female ghost."
It's so cheap, I...'
As soon as he said this, Ning Caichen suddenly realized something, his face suddenly changed, he exclaimed, and tried to dodge. But how could a weak scholar be the opponent of the wandering swordsman, and his body just moved.
Just listen to the word "set".
Yan Chixia used a immobilization technique, and Ning Caichen's body was no longer under her control. She didn't see any movement from Yan Chixia, and the blue shirt on his body had disappeared...
Yan Chixia couldn't help but bully her, and a scream echoed through Lanruo Temple, causing countless night birds to fly away..."
A darkly adapted version of A Chinese Ghost Story narrated from Lin Bai's mouth.
In Lanruo Temple.
The thunder from the sky stirred up the fire from the earth.
The smelly Taoist priest Yan Chixia, who had not taken a shower for who knows how long, made the weak scholar Ning Caichen cry inhumanely...
"..." Luo Congwen's expression gradually changed from expectant to dull, and then his face turned red.
He was obsessed with cultivating immortals, and he was replaced by Ning Caichen. Lin Bai's story made him feel like he was immersed in it, but this time the plot was completely beyond his expectation.
The feeling was like being fascinated by "The Legend of the Condor Heroes", when Xiao Longnu suddenly encountered Yin Zhiping, a fly got stuck in her throat, and she wanted to kill the author on the spot.
What's more.
This time, the person who has Xiao Longnu encounter is the protagonist, the protagonist he takes on.
The more exciting Lin Bai spoke, the more uncomfortable Luo Congwen became. The thought of Ning Caichen being raped by a bearded man...
Waves of nausea came up from my throat!
Luo Congwen slammed one hand on the table, interrupting Lin Bai: "That's enough!"
Lin Bai's voice stopped suddenly.
at the same time.
A reminder of the completion of the task came in his mind: [Collected a copy of the anger generated against you; reward: Spirit 1 (already distributed)].