Chu Heng went into the room and sat for a while, ate a few pieces of candy and drank a few glasses of water, then Guo Kai and He Zishi came.
The Hu family were all busy greeting the guests. The three of them were only on their own. They consciously found a secluded corner to sit down, and then looked at He Ziwen with a rosy face from a distance, drinking lemonade together.
"You can't beat a damn thing with three sticks, so why did you find such a beautiful wife?"
Guo Kai, who has been soloing since he was born, is the most bitter one. He touched the thick stubble on his chin suspiciously, summed up his experience of failed blind dates, and murmured: "Do girls nowadays like him like this?
"
He Ziwen glanced at him, took out a knife and stabbed him in the heart: "It has nothing to do with that, you are soaking in the wine vat every day, you are like a drunkard, and you don't look very good.
, you are tall, but no good girl is willing to marry you no matter how honest you are. If you don’t change your temper, ask your mother to go to the countryside to find a beautiful girl for you as soon as possible."
"Can I choke you to death if you don't speak?" Guo Kai glared in anger, bared his teeth and wanted to bite someone. Don't you know if you don't want to scold someone?
"What he said makes sense!"
Chu Heng also followed suit. He picked up a round iron mirror with a mandarin duck pattern on the cover and looked at Guo Kai. He said angrily: "Look at what you look like like a dog.
Let’s not talk about it for now. You are unshaven and slovenly. Even if you say that you are my second uncle and grandpa, some people will believe you. Moreover, Hu Zhengwen is getting married today. You don’t know what to pick up. We will pick it up later.
New wife, don’t you mean to embarrass others?”
Guo Kai couldn't help but blush, his lips squirmed, he hunched his neck and explained with no confidence: "I got up in a hurry in the morning and forgot to shave!"
"Come on, come on, why are you still arguing here? It's not the first day we met."
Chu Heng curled his lips in disgust, put the mirror aside, and reminded him kindly: "If you want to find a similar wife, go back and find something for yourself, and drink less wine, in case any girl goes blind.
I like you very much."
"Fuck, shut up!" Guo Kai almost scolded his mother. The first half of the sentence sounded like a dog day, but the second half was a bit unhuman. How could a blind person be able to see him?
"You three are Zhengwen's comrades, right?"
At this time, an old woman with small feet suddenly came to the three of them. She was not tall, slightly fat, and had a big black matchmaker mole on her face. At first glance, she was the best among her aunts and the strongest among her mothers.
Can't afford to offend, can't afford to offend.
Chu Heng was very discerning and quickly stood up and gave up the bench under his buttocks. The smile on his face was as warm as the spring breeze: "We are comrades Hu Zhengwen. Please sit here, aunt."
"Thank you, young man." The old lady was not polite and bent down to sit on him. She squinted her eyes and looked at Chu Heng, with a faint look of admiration on her face.
Well, he is a good man with excellent appearance and body, especially with his big nose and male waist, they are actually on the same person, which is really rare in this world!
"Young man, there is a relative in my aunt's family who is very beautiful. His unit is in the Machinery Department. Can I introduce him to you later?" the old lady asked Chu Heng with a smile.
The experienced Chu Heng calmly smiled gently at the old lady, waved his hand and said: "Thank you in advance, but I am getting married soon, so I can only live up to your good intentions."
"Oh, that's such a pity." The old lady looked regretful, and then asked He Zishi enthusiastically: "Young man, my aunt has a relative who works in the city government. Can you introduce me to him?"
This one is not bad either, the nose is a bit smaller, but the body is thicker.
He Zishi also waved his hand quickly: "I just had a relationship two days ago, so I won't bother you."
"Tsk!"
The old lady was immediately disappointed. How come the two good horses she had chosen were already owned?
She glanced at Guo Kai, who was smoking cigarettes beside her. There was a hint of imperceptible disgust in her shrewd eyes, but in the spirit of professionalism, she still asked casually: "Young man, do you have a partner?
"
Guo Kai perked up, put a smile on his face, and said quickly: "There is no aunt."
"Auntie has a relative in the countryside. She is a widow, but she has no children. She is quite beautiful, and her hands and feet are diligent. She is a good hand at housework. Can I introduce her to you someday?" the old lady asked.
The smile on Guo Kai's face suddenly stopped, and the veins on his forehead popped. He forced a smile and shook his head: "My mother will definitely not agree to find someone from the countryside."
"Forget it." The old lady curled her lips, and Shi Shiran stood up and left.
Are you so picky as a coward?
he...tui!
When she walked away, Guo Kai couldn't help but burst out, and said angrily: "What do you mean, these old ladies? Why do you two, one from the Ministry of Machinery and the other from the municipal government, become a little widow in the countryside when I am here? I look down on you.
People!"
"Haha! What do you mean you don't have any idea?" Chu Heng laughed so hard that his stomach hurt.
"Fuck!" Guo Kai shut himself up.
The three brothers chatted for a while, and Mother Hu came over in a hurry: "Hurry, hurry, follow Zheng Wen to pick up my wife."
"Got the order!"
The three people got up quickly and came to the gate of the compound together.
Hu Zhengwen was now ready to go. A big red flower made of red silk was tied to the front of his half-used bicycle, and he wore a brand-new great man badge on his chest. His honest face was filled with rich joy.
Seeing the three brothers coming out, he quickly urged: "Let's go quickly, don't keep my wife waiting."
"Why are you so anxious? Can you still run away?"
Chu Lemon Heng gave him a stern look, pushed out a bicycle that was also tied with big red flowers, and jokingly said: "I said, do you need some brothers to help you push your butt tonight?"
Hu Zhengwen was immediately asked about the itch. He blushed and said with a naive smile, "Hey, I can do this myself, so I won't bother you."
"Don't bother me. If you have any difficulties, just tell me. Our brothers haven't mentioned it. I will definitely help you if you need it." Guo Kaixin felt sour at the thought that his good brother was about to open a seafood shop, but he couldn't even touch a woman's hand.
I haven't held it before, so I can't help but feel sad about it.
Infected by the joyful atmosphere, He Zishi, a fool, even started joking: "Oh, you will have to share your experience with us later."
Hu's mother walked out of the courtyard at this time and saw that they were chatting at the door. She immediately opened her eyes and raised her hands to strike: "Are you sneaking away? When can't we chat? Hurry up and pick me up.
The new wife goes!"
"Oh, let's go now!"
Hu Zhengwen stepped on the car and jumped out.
Chu Heng and the other two people also hurriedly followed.
On the road, many pedestrians would stop and take a look when they saw them.
Look at this splendid scene, there are four bicycles, it’s really grand!
The four brothers chatted and made noise all the way, and soon arrived at the Ministry of Railways compound near Zhenwu Temple, where Zhang Yi's family lived...
How else would Chu Heng be upset? Hu Zhengwen's father-in-law is a cadre of Iron Boss, so this kid is considered a big guy.
As soon as the four of them arrived at the door, several half-grown men who were guarding here surrounded them, yelling: "Give me wedding candy, give me wedding candy!"
Hu Zhengwen was well prepared and quickly took out a few candy bars from his bag. Only one person was given one, and he couldn't afford more.
