Chu Heng, who was surviving on two coins of tiger penis wine, got up quite early today and rolled out of the house at around seven o'clock.
"Squeak!"
He pushed open the bedroom door, stood on the verandah, stretched his waist, and looked up at the clear blue sky and the pale white warm winter sun hanging in the blue sky.
"It's pretty good today."
After shaking his head, which was still a little heavy, Chu Heng turned around and went to the bathroom, used the toilet, and washed himself. After he came out, he didn't bother Yang Guizhi, and just walked there with the two dogs surrounding him.
Went to the kitchen to look for food.
Yang Guizhi had left some of the buns she had made this morning for Chu Heng alone, and they were heating them in the pot.
When he entered the kitchen, he smelled the smell and went to the stove where there was still a fire left. He reached out and touched the slightly hot aluminum pot lid. After making sure that the food was inside, he took off the pot lid.
Suddenly, streams of snow-white water vapor came out of the pot, making the dry kitchen a little moister.
"Ouch!"
Chu Heng waved his hand to disperse the mist in front of him. He lowered his head and glanced at the dozen large steamed buns and a small pot of stick noodle porridge that were hot on the basket in the pot. With his chest pressed against his back due to hunger, he directly reached out and took out one from inside.
I took a bite of the bun.
The steamed stuffed buns stuffed with pork and green onions are so rich in ingredients that they are so oily when you take a bite, they are so delicious!
"hiss!"
After grinning and gnawing on a hot bun, Chu Heng looked back at the two dogs squatting at the door and wagging their tails. After thinking about it, he took out the two buns from the pot and threw them out.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
The black and white dogs barked happily a few times and quickly picked up the buns.
"Hey, why did you feed the dog buns?"
Yang Guizhi's cry of pain was heard outside, and then she was seen running into the kitchen quickly, looking at Chu Heng with a distressed look on her face, and scolding: "Don't you dare to be so prodigal, there is no way to feed the dog buns at home! This
It won’t harm food!”
"Hehe, just this time, just this time." Chu Heng smiled bitterly, brought another bun to his mouth, and bit off half of it in one bite.
"Hey... you, you, see if I don't complain to the old lady next time!" Yang Guizhi sighed helplessly and walked up: "Don't eat here, I will bring it to you in the room.
go."
"No, why bother with that? You can solve it in just a few mouthfuls." Chu Heng raised his hand, ate the other half of the buns, then picked up the pot of stick noodle porridge in the pot and took a big sip.
"Then just leave it alone after you finish eating. I'll come over and wash it later." Seeing this, Yang Guizhi didn't insist anymore. She turned around and walked out of the kitchen and went back to the front yard to wash clothes.
Not long passed.
Chu Heng, who had eaten and drank enough, wiped his mouth and came out of the kitchen, holding a cigarette, humming a tune, bathing in the warm winter sun, and walked leisurely with the two dogs who were still savoring the taste of the buns just now.
Walk to the front yard.
"Dong dong dong!"
As soon as he reached the Moon Gate, there was a knock on the door behind him, very urgent, like a funeral.
"Woof! Woof! Go!"
The two dogs immediately ran back, barking continuously with a touch of joy.
"I'll go, Sister Guizhi."
Chu Heng raised his hand to Yang Guizhi who came out of the house after hearing the noise, then turned and walked back.
When he came to the gate, two dogs were scratching at the door frantically, whining and barking.
Chu Heng knew at a glance that the person outside was an acquaintance, otherwise the two dogs would not be like this.
"Go." He drove away the two dogs, stepped forward and unbolted the door, opened the two closed vermilion doors, and saw old man Lian standing outside with a drooping face.
"Ouch."
Chu Heng took a step forward in surprise and said enthusiastically: "Director, you can come as soon as you say, and bring..."
Before he finished speaking, the expression on his face froze. He looked down at the stick in the old man's hand and said in shock: "No, why are you carrying a stick?"
"What are you doing? Beat you little bastard to death!" As soon as the old man saw him, the anger in his heart couldn't stop burning. He picked up the stick and called him.
"Woof!"
The two black and white dogs who thought they could play with him for a while saw that the old guy dared to fight with their elder brother, so they rushed forward with an angry roar, one of them rushing towards the crotch of his pants, the other rushing to take the two big mouths of cold blood.
Stick arm.
If this is true, the Lian family will have to hold a banquet today if we can't guarantee it!
Seeing this, Chu Heng retreated and shouted hurriedly: "Come back!"
The two dogs were also obedient. They immediately stopped their momentum and retreated to him honestly.
At the same time, even the stick in the old man's hand hit Chu Heng's feet with strong wind, leaving a shallow white mark on the cold and hard bluestone ground.
This old man is so deadly!
Chu Heng's face turned green when he saw it. Looking at the stick that the old man had raised again, he quickly ran out of the screen wall and asked as he ran: "Say, director, why do you want to beat me? Let's make it clear.
No?"
"I said your grandma has a bad leg, I said! Don't run away, you bastard!"
Even the old man caught up with a stick, his eyes spitting fire.
"No, you have to let me know what's going on!" Chu Heng hurriedly ran to the backyard.
Even the old man chased after him without saying a word.
The two dogs thought they were playing, wagging their tails and jumping around watching the excitement, which they thought was quite interesting.
The old man and the young man soon came to the backyard, and then they circled around the pavilion in the patio.
"For what reason?"
"Don't run!"
"You tell me why I won't run away!"
"Why do you know so well!"
"What do I know? I know what I know? Can you tell me quickly? I really don't know!"
After Chu Heng was kicked out in confusion for a few times, people in the room also heard the noise. Yang Guizhi was the first to run out. Seeing this posture, he quickly asked: "Uncle Lian, what are you doing?"
Even the old man ignored him, just like a donkey working hard, chasing Chu Heng around the pavilion with a drooping face.
soon.
The deaf old lady also came out of the house. When she saw that this old man dared to hit her drooping grandson, she immediately got angry. She stared at him and shouted loudly: "Lian An! You dare to hit our Hengzi, believe me."
Don’t you believe I’ve set fire to your house?”
Even the old man can ignore Yang Guizhi, but he dare not take this old lady seriously. He has worked in Sanliang Store for so long and is very familiar with the deaf old lady. She can really do something about the house. It's over.
There was nothing he could do.
So, he could only stop panting, and said to the deaf old lady with a sad and angry look: "Old lady, do you know what evil things he has done? Are you going to protect him?"
"Then tell me, what did he do?" The deaf old lady looked over.
"Didn't he write a book so damn well? He just wrote it when you asked him to, and he even wrote me in it, saying that I got sick from the cold while trying to save people, and that I peed my pants at home!" Old Man Lian said
He gritted his teeth angrily: "The most hateful thing is that his book is selling very well and is sold all over the world. Now the whole world knows that I wet my pants. I can collect diapers in a month."