It wasn't until his eldest cousin got angry that Silly Zhu suddenly realized that he was not in a steel rolling mill and his cousin was not his apprentice.
Thinking of the scolding he had just done with a gun and a stick, he immediately regretted it.
How could you do this to a pretty girl?
"What a brain!"
Silly Zhu raised his hand to look at his broken mouth and slapped it hard a few times. Then he quickly took a colander and took out all the meat slices that were almost over-fried...
I regret it, but I still have to do my job well as a cook.
While he was waiting for the meat slices to cool down before frying again, his eldest cousin was standing at the door of the kitchen, akimbo, sulking.
I almost lost my period!
You just know how to cook a few dishes?
What kind of coward are you pretending to be!
Who are you scolding and arguing with?
Why don’t I just learn a dish from you?
Are you swearing?
The more she thought about it, the more angry she became. Finally, she couldn't hold back her anger any longer, so she turned around and entered the kitchen aggressively.
"Master He, come out for a moment."
The eldest cousin stood at the door of the kitchen with a cold face, gritted her teeth and raised her fingers at Silly Pillar.
"Alas!" Shazhu, who had just lit up a cigarette, quickly put out the cigarette, apologized and walked away: "What about that, Comrade Fengchun, I'm really sorry, I didn't know what happened just now, my head just hit.
You have become my apprentice, I will help you..."
He had just walked to the door and before he finished speaking, his eldest cousin suddenly stood up and took a step forward. He hugged the other person's waist with his right arm, bent his knees, pressed his right hip against the other person's front body, and then squatted with both legs.
, bowed his waist and lowered his head, lifted Silly Zhu up on his back and threw him behind him...
"Fuck you!"
Silly Zhu was stunned. He never dreamed that his eldest cousin would give him such a kick.
It's so standard and so fast.
He was not prepared at all and was thrown out easily.
He felt like the world was spinning for a while, and then it hit the ground hard, sending up a puff of dust and smoke.
"Boom!"
Silly Zhu's reaction was quite quick. As soon as he landed on the ground, he rolled on the spot to guard against the opponent's back move. Then another carp came and tried to get up from the ground.
Unexpectedly, the eldest cousin predicted his prediction. Just as Silly Zhu was about to get up, she rushed forward and kicked him down hard.
"Get down here, mom!"
Then she bullied her body, straddling Si Zhu directly, and pressed his two arms with her knees so that he could not resist.
Then, one by one, their a** bags were swung up to cover their faces!
"Who the hell are you talking about?"
"I'm giving you face, right?"
"You bastard!"
While breathing, there were several slap marks on Shazhu's face, which was burning and painful.
"Fuck!"
Chu Heng and his gang, who were happily drinking and chatting, noticed what was going on here, and were collectively dumbfounded.
Gu/span> Most of the people here know that Silly Zhu can fight.
But now he is being beaten by a woman riding underneath him, and looking at him with no resistance, it seems that his eldest cousin has the upper hand!
This is a bit fantasy!
Actually, the reason why Silly Zhu was completely suppressed was because of the sudden attack, and also because he was a little bit sympathetic. He didn't resist because he was afraid of hurting his eldest cousin. Otherwise, with his brute-like physique, how could he be suppressed?
So pressed that you can't move?
Furthermore, he was already in the wrong, so he deserved to be beaten twice to relieve his anger.
Chu Heng and the others didn't know this. When they saw their cousin's mouth getting louder and louder, they quickly put down their wine glasses and ran forward, pulling their eldest cousin up with all their hands.
"Cousin, cousin, if we have something to say, please don't hurt anyone again." Chu Heng tightly wrapped his arms around the eldest cousin's waist, picked her up from the ground, and prevented her from coming forward.
"Brother-in-law, please let go quickly. I have to kill this dog today!" The eldest cousin was still struggling and wanted to rush over.
"Auntie, it's okay that I was wrong. You hit me too, so you can calm down your anger." Silly Zhu, who had slap marks on his face, smiled bitterly and stepped forward, nodding and bowing to apologize.
"I'm going to fuck your grandma. If you were a man, we would find a place where no one was around to practice alone. Don't you dare!" The eldest cousin still refused to let go. She had never been scolded like this at home. How could she?
I can swallow this breath.
"Fengchun, what are you doing!"
At this time, Ni Yinghong and others also ran out of the house.
The sister-in-law stepped forward with a dark face and said angrily: "You don't care about the occasion when you are fooling around. Today is the day of Yinghong's housewarming. So many people are here. Why don't you cause trouble for others? Chu Heng helped me.
We have so many people in our family, why do you treat others like this?"
As soon as the eldest cousin heard this, her momentum immediately weakened. She took a few deep breaths, suppressed the anger in her heart, and glared at Si Zhu fiercely: "Today I want to show my brother-in-law some face, so I'll let you go first, and we'll have another day."
If we make another appointment, whoever doesn’t come will be a son of a bitch.”
"Don't bother me. I've admitted my mistake, so why don't you treat me like a piece of shit?" Silly Zhu couldn't laugh or cry immediately. This was the first time he had encountered such a hot-tempered sister, and he didn't know what to do for a moment.
"Okay, okay, let go of her quickly, and you can go drink yours."
The sister-in-law stepped forward and grabbed the cousin, and led her back to the east room with Ni Yinghong and others.
Chu Heng moved his arms, walked up to Sha Zhu with doubts, and asked: "No, I mean Brother Zhu Zhu, what's going on with you two?"
"You don't even have to ask, you see how angry my cousin is, it must be Silly Zhu who has taken advantage of me." Liu Guangtian said with a smile.
Du San's expression changed and he glared: "Silly Zhu, are you acting like a gangster?"
He is obsessed with his eldest cousin. If Silly Zhu really did this, he would probably have to cut off a limb today!
"Fuck you." Silly Zhu rolled his eyes at these idiots, scratched his head and said hesitantly with some embarrassment: "It's just... I taught her how to cook just now, and I cursed a few words."
"You still dare to scold her?" Chu Heng opened his mouth in shock, and then gave him a thumbs up: "Then you really deserve it."
How dare you scold your eldest cousin for her violent temper?
Isn't this just a lantern in the toilet?
"Yes, yes, I deserve it." Silly Zhu touched the redness and swelling on his face and waved his hands in despair: "Go and drink your food. There is another dish that I have to cook quickly."
"You're so quick, I'll keep the wine for you." Chu Heng shook his head helplessly, and then greeted everyone back to the table.
"This is a big deal."
Silly Zhu sighed, smacked his mouth again for causing trouble, wiped himself off and entered the kitchen.
Not long after, he came out with two plates of carefully cooked pot pork.
He first placed a small plate on the table in the main room, smiled and said to everyone: "Pour the wine on, I will take this plate to the east room and come back."
"Don't get beaten again." Liu Guangtian joked with a smile.
"Get lost." Silly Zhu glared at him, then walked into the east room tremblingly.
