When Chu Heng came to the south of Baizhifang to look for the one-eyed old man, he happened to bump into the little girl who was so fascinated by him that she almost hit the telephone pole when he was coming back.
The two met at the door, face to face, eye to eye.
"Whoa!"
The girl's face instantly turned red. She didn't say hello and ran past him with her head lowered, as if she saw something she was ashamed of.
"Is there something wrong with this girl?"
Chu Heng entered the hospital with a confused look on his face, and immediately saw the one-eyed old man sitting in front of his house sunbathing. He quickly greeted: "Man!"
"Ouch! Why are you here? Please come in quickly!"
The one-eyed old man was deeply impressed by him, not because of the bizarre and tortuous story of the deaf old lady, but because of the banquet, which was really memorable.
Even though it had been so long, he still swallowed his saliva every time he thought about it.
It smells so good!
In his early years, he was rich and went to many restaurants in Sijiu City. As for the meal at Chu Heng's house, it was not as bad as Tai Feng Tower or Qing Yun Tower!
"I'm in a hurry, so I won't be polite to you. Come with me quickly." Chu Heng stepped forward, pulled the old man and walked out.
"Slow down, slow down, don't worry about anything, just let me put my shoes on first!"
The old man broke away from him, bent down and picked up the shoes he was holding, and at the same time asked: "What are you doing?"
"Hey, don't mention it!" Chu Heng also started to talk nonsense. He stood aside with his hands on his hips and said, "Didn't you say you were looking for a sister for the old lady last time? Okay, let's find someone else.
Yes, but they were sent three in one piece, so I can only ask you to identify them."
"Hey, these idiots are so poor that they are crazy or something."
The old man was delighted when he heard the words. He slowly straightened up, shook his patched short coat, straightened his skinny ribs and fanned himself. With the arrogance of a former elite on his face, he walked out in three unsteady steps.
, quite a bit like a Manchu nobleman.
"Let's go, Mr. Huang wants to meet these thieves today! Let's see what kind of monsters they are!"
But when he came outside and got into the magnificent Volga, the old man's aura quickly dropped. He looked around like a country bumpkin. His eyes were full of curiosity and excitement, and his blood pressure shot up with excitement.
Zhang's face was blood red.
"Ouch!"
"Is this the car the leaders ride in?"
“So comfortable!”
"I didn't expect that I, Mr. Huang, would be able to enjoy this kind of treatment in my lifetime! My ancestors showed up, my ancestors showed up!"
…
Why is the old man so excited?
You think about it.
It turns out that all the bosses in the sea ride this kind of Volga. In the early years, this car was a dragon chariot. Is that what a flat-headed boss can ride?
Just saying one sentence is enough to cut off your head!
As for him, not only did he sit on it, he could also smoke inside.
What an honor this is for a young and old man who has been recalling the glory of his ancestors!
Chu Heng looked worriedly through the rearview mirror at the excited old man behind him, fearing that he would be too excited and pass by with a bang.
Fortunately, the old man had seen the storm after all, and he was in good health. After being excited for a while, he slowly calmed down.
The old man touched the soft seat under his butt, and looked at the handsome guy in front of him who could throw the headliner in the theater. For a moment, he was a little unsure of his identity. Hanako thought for a while, and said with a
A little cautiously, I asked him: "Man, aren't you the director of the grain store? How can you still open this one?"
"This is just a child without a mother. It's a long story! That's what happened..." Chu Heng was instantly scratched, and he told the old man more about how he defeated Mao Zi.
"The grandson looks like a big bear, and his appearance is ugly. He has eyes like copper bells and a mouth like blood. Zhong Kui is still alive, so he went with me. There is a little girl named Li Jiangqi.
, I was so scared that I peed on the spot! That smell~ Eh!”
"But who am I? The successor of xxism, how can I be afraid of a paper tiger like him?"
…
Just talking nonsense all the way, the two of them arrived at the compound without knowing it.
Because they brought an extra person, the guards questioned the old man for a while, but finally checked with Old Man Xie before letting them in.
"Tu tu tu tu!"
The car was driving very fast on the straight road in the courtyard. The old man looked at the rapidly regressing street scene and the extraordinary pedestrian on the street. He also thought of the heavily guarded card court just outside the door, and he couldn't help but tremble in his heart.
"I said, man, where are we going? This place is not simple! The palace in the past was just like this, right?"
"It's almost the same! Just remember, when you go to this place, look less and talk less. Just do whatever is asked of you. It will be of great benefit to you when it's over!"
"Hey, you told me I wouldn't come!"
The old man's legs were weak, and his heart and liver were trembling. He had done many immoral things in his life, and what he feared most was meeting officials, especially high officials.
"It's late!"
Chu Heng stepped on the brakes with a smile on his face, and the car stopped steadily in front of Xie's courtyard.
"Bang!"
After getting off the car, Chu Heng looked back at the one-eyed old man who was staying in the car and refused to get off. He walked over helplessly, opened the door, and forcefully pulled the man out of the car.
"Oh, what are you afraid of? I'm not judging you, I'm asking you to judge others!"
"That's what you say, but I'm really scared." The old man smiled bitterly and grabbed Chu Heng's arm, following him step by step into the small courtyard.
Xie Ying was in the courtyard at this time. When she saw Chu Heng bringing people in, she hurriedly came over and said to the old man with an apologetic look: "I'm really sorry for you. If there is nothing we can do, we don't want to trouble you, old man."
"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, it just takes a little effort."
The old man waved his hands hurriedly, and Xie Ying's low posture made his heart drop a little.
After a few simple polite words, the three of them went to the main room together.
At this time, there were six people in the house.
In addition to Xie Lixuan and Xie Junye, there was also a middle-aged man with a reserved manner and sweaty hair, hiding aside and shivering.
The remaining three are three old ladies in their seventies or eighties.
Chu Heng glanced at the three old ladies, his face suddenly became solemn.
Good guy!
Just looking at this aspect, these people are not good people!
A thin man with a pointed mouth and a mean face was arguing with the old lady who had a strong back and a sinister face. Neither of them gave in to the other, and both said that the other was fake. The scene was like a monkey meeting the Tathagata.
Another kind-hearted old lady was sitting quietly on the side, with her eyebrows lowered and chanting something in her mouth, as if she was indifferent to the world.
"I advise you two old fools to get out of here, or I will kill you all when I find my sister!"
"Bah! You old bastard, who do you care about calling me sister? You don't even urinate and take a photo, are you worthy? Oh, I forgot, you can't take a photo of you while you're squatting to pee."
"Are you standing there like a coffin?"
"Retreat! Retreat! Retreat..."
…
As soon as Chu Heng entered the room, his ears were ringing from the quarrel. He was speechless and was about to die, but the two old ladies, fat and thin, were full of anger. They didn't care about respecting the elderly. They hurriedly stepped forward and shouted: "Everyone is old."
