After hiding away, Jiang Xiaoyu proudly made a face at the giant in the distance. The giant couldn't catch up or hit him, which made his heart even more angry.
He put down the big bag on his back, grabbed two handfuls of soybeans, and threw them towards Jiang Xiaoyu.
Jiang Xiaoyu was dumbfounded. This thing blocked the sky and the sun. If he was not careful, he would be turned into meat immediately!
Fortunately, Jiang Xiaoyu was very fast at this time. He dodged hundreds of times, and when the last soybean landed not far from him, he panted and secretly rejoiced.
"Ouch..."
Seeing that he hadn't hit the target yet, the giant went completely crazy. He directly picked up the big bag, and regardless of how many soybeans were inside, he leaned directly towards Jiang Xiaoyu.
As soon as the soybeans came out this time, they directly covered the sky. Thousands of huge soybean grains bombarded Jiang Xiaoyu in the sky.
"I..."
"Damn it, this nightmare is too scary!"
The ground continued to explode, and Jiang Xiaoyu's figure was like lightning.
The bombardment of beans lasted for dozens of breaths, and Jiang Xiaoyu was already soaked to the skin.
This time, he was angry.
"In my dream, you actually dared to tease me like this!"
Jiang Xiaoyu didn't know where he got the courage and rushed directly to a few feet away from the giant.
Perhaps because he was used to Jiang Xiaoyu's escape, his appearance really frightened the giant for a moment.
"I don't believe it. In my dream, what else can defeat me!"
Jiang Xiaoyu thought about it and wanted to take out the wooden paddle in the ring space. After all, his wooden paddle was the treasure that killed the elders of the Beast Control Sect in reality.
"Monster! Eat my paddle!"
Jiang Xiaoyu raised his right hand high and was about to smash the giant's toes, but the moment he started, he was dumbfounded.
I don't know why, but I clearly summoned a wooden paddle, but what appeared in my hand was a crooked branch. Forget about the branch, the key is that this branch is thinner than a person's little finger, and it would be difficult to draw someone with this thing.
Son, let alone hit the giant in front of me.
Jiang Xiaoyu paused and looked up at the giant.
"Hehe! Hehe!" He smiled awkwardly and backed away slowly.
"Wow!"
What made Jiang Xiaoyu stunned was that the giant actually cried and ran backwards. This speed was faster than when he was chasing Jiang Xiaoyu. As he ran, he shouted: "God, the little clay figurine wants to use mother's vine."
Whip me with a stick! God! The little clay figurine is going to whip me with mom’s cane..."
Jiang Xiaoyu couldn't help but look at the branch in his hand.
"Can this thing whip him? This dream is so funny!"
Suddenly, there was something shining on Jiang Xiaoyu's chest. When he took it out, he found that the thing was the piece of cloth embroidered with Shen Nong's Baicao Jing.
"Hey, why are you still showing off?"
As soon as Jiang Xiaoyu finished speaking, the light instantly covered him up.
When he opened his eyes again, he found that the sun was shining brightly, making his eyes hurt.
"Ouch!" Jiang Xiaoyu felt extremely sore all over. When he stood up holding on to the wall, he found that the iron basin under his buttocks had been deeply sunken by him.
Looking at the lower body again, for some reason, most of the pants were gone, as if they had been burned by fire, but the traces were not obvious.
"who!"
"ah!"
Jiang Xiaoyu couldn't care less and roared when he stood up.
Several passers-by passing by the alley tilted their heads and pointed.
"What are you looking at! Have you never seen someone steal half of his trouser leg while he was asleep?"
After kicking the dented iron basin far away, Jiang Xiaoyu left the alley with his mouth pursed.
The inn where Jiang Xiaoyu stayed was already remote, so on the way back, his long, snow-white legs didn't attract much attention.
But when Jiang Xiaoyu passed by a small alley, he suddenly smelled a familiar smell.
It's not because he has a good nose, but because the smell of grilled fish is so familiar to him. After all, Jiang Xiaoyu has been eating grilled fish since he was a child.
The smell of grilled fish was not surprising. What surprised Jiang Xiaoyu was that it smelled so delicious. He thought he was a master of grilled fish, but the smell of this man's grill was even better than Jiang Xiaoyu's.
It's several times more fragrant.
Out of curiosity, Jiang Xiaoyu took a few steps back and returned to the alley.
Looking in, I saw that the alley was a dead end. In the corner of the wall at the other end of the alley, a large and round silhouette was huddled there, and a stream of green smoke from the fire was rising against the wall.
"Why does this person always look familiar?"
After Jiang Xiaoyu left the floating island, he had not met many people, but he could not think of anyone who could make him feel familiar and have such good grilling skills.
Jiang Xiaoyu tiptoed to a place about a foot away behind the figure, and then called out slightly: "Friend?"
"Ah?" The figure squatting on the ground turned his head around without thinking. When he saw that familiar face, Jiang Xiaoyu suddenly became furious. This person was none other than the fat monk who took away his fish.
The monk also seemed startled and quickly wiped the corners of his mouth with his sleeves.
Jiang Xiaoyu rushed forward in one step, not caring that the monk was half a head taller than him, grabbed the monk's collar and shouted: "If there is no business, there will be no killing?"
"Aren't you allowed to commit random acts of murder?"
"Aren't you going to do good deeds for me and release lives?"
"What are you doing? Shooting life into your own mouth?"
"Do you know this is the fish I got up before dawn to catch?"
"If you continue to eat like this, won't your conscience be disturbed?"
"me..."
The fat monk suddenly thought and said: "I am in the process of saving my life for this fish! What are you doing? Do you know what it means to be reborn from the ashes? Do you understand how great a blessing it is for a carp to jump over the dragon's gate?"
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"I'm telling you! I'm fat!"
"No, no! It's monk. I see that these fish are not going to die soon, so I feel pity and help them to be released in advance."
"As the saying goes, if I don't go to hell, who will? Forget it! You are an ordinary person, I'm sorry you don't understand, monk, I won't argue with you anymore."
As he said that, the fat monk directly threw the remaining fish on the branch into his mouth and said: "Look...did you see it? They were in my mouth, after this...this pain of grinding, they fell."
Earth...hell, just go directly to rebirth!"
"Are you chewing it? What kind of pain is it? It's obviously just chewing slowly and digesting it! You, a monk, are really good at talking nonsense!"
"No! You have to pay for my fish! You can also pay for it!"
"Okay, okay, okay!" The fat monk opened Jiang Xiaoyu's hand, put his hand into his chest and kept rubbing it, and muttered: "Vulgar people! What a vulgar people! Unbearable vulgarity!"
Seeing him paying for it, Jiang Xiaoyu could only endure it. After all, the fish were gone. If he lost all the money, he would really lose a lot.
But what Jiang Xiaoyu didn't expect was that the fat monk actually jumped onto the high wall opposite while he wasn't paying attention.
It took Jiang Xiaoyu a long time to regain his composure. This girl clearly wanted to escape the bill!
This made Jiang Xiaoyu very angry. He quickly climbed up the wall and saw a pile of meat in the distance moving very fast. In the blink of an eye, it was about to drown the crowd on the street.
"I want to run!" Jiang Xiaoyu jumped down immediately, his legs like hot wheels, and chased after the fat monk.
The fat monk suddenly noticed that Jiang Xiaoyu's figure was getting closer and closer. He felt guilty and hurriedly recited a magic formula. Suddenly, a golden light appeared on his legs, and his speed suddenly increased by more than ten times.
"Let me tell you, if I hadn't been kind-hearted, Lord Buddha, and felt sorry for you after eating your fish, Lord Buddha, I wouldn't have run away! Lord Buddha, if I wanted to deal with you, I could make you cry for father and mother with just half a finger!
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"You still want to chase me?" The fat monk was a little proud, but in a blink of an eye, he saw that the distance between him and Jiang Xiaoyu not only did not widen, but even kept getting closer.
"ah?"
The fat monk was heartbroken, and he hurriedly made another magic spell. At this time, the golden light on his legs became even brighter.
On the street, no one was surprised at all by the two chasing each other, not because they were too knowledgeable, but because people couldn't see them at all and just felt a gust of wind blowing past them.
"Ah! Scoundrel!" A graceful woman suddenly held down the hem of her skirt that almost covered her head, and slapped the man next to her.
"I..." The man touched the bloody slap mark on his face and couldn't help but lower his head and look at it again.
"It's over, it's over!" The fat monk kept chanting. Suddenly, a ruined temple appeared in front of him. In front of the temple, an old monk with a beard that hung down to his crotch was looking at him with a frown.
The fat monk suddenly beamed with joy and shouted: "Master! Master, save me!"