Not far from the inn is a half-dried stream. The gurgling water is a rare and quiet corner in a busy city.
Bleeding, skinning, disemboweling, feeding.
Jade is very familiar with the whole process.
Not long after, a ball of firewood was propped up by jade on an abandoned washing stone slab beside the stream.
After putting the naked rabbit on the fire, the jade stone was carefully turned over.
From time to time, he blew a few puffs of turbid air into the fire, and from time to time, he sprinkled a little fresh seasoning on the rabbit meat that was gradually changing color.
"Well, this is the delicacy worthy of my monk Jade's mouth." Jade squinted his eyes and greedily sucked in the aroma.
"Fragrant!" Monk Jade wanted to give himself a thumbs up.
"It smells really good!" A woman's voice came from behind the jade monk.
The voice is very soft and waxy, with such gentleness that it goes straight to the bone.
However, there was nothing seductive about this voice.
So beautiful, such a beautiful voice!
Monk Jade swore that he had never heard such a pleasant sound in his life.
No need to look, Jade already felt like a woman as beautiful as a fairy, leaping directly into his heart.
His heart was beating a little fast, and his breathing had stopped.
A fragrant wind blew from behind, and Monk Jade could clearly feel that the owner of the voice was almost touching him.
If it were normal, he would definitely jump up, no matter what, it would just be a burst of punches and kicks.
However, when this sound fell on my ears, it was so pleasant.
No! Not only the sound, but also the taste and fragrance are so charming.
In addition to food, Monk Jade felt for the first time that there were other smells that smelled so good.
He almost felt an unfamiliar body temperature almost touching him, and the Jade Monk's toes almost tightened.
"It's over, it's over! Lord Buddha, my Buddha's heart is ruined. Where did the little girly skin come from? Why does this voice sound so good and my body smells so good!"
"The key is, you're still coming!"
"Lord, why was my life so suddenly ruined?"
Yushi felt the woman squatting next to him, but he didn't dare to look.
This feeling is really uncomfortable.
"Bald head, your roasted rabbit smells so good!" The woman looked sideways, obviously admiring.
"Um, it's... not bad."
"Hand out your hand!" the woman said with a sweet smile.
"ah?"
"Reach out your hand!"
The Jade Monk didn't know why, but he stretched out his hand out of nowhere.
Two grains of silver, still carrying some body heat, fell into his palm. For a moment, he didn't know what to do next.
"Keep it!"
"oh oh."
The jade monk put the money into his pocket.
"You took my money, can I share half of this rabbit?"
"Yes, yes."
"I'm Wu Yue, how about you?"
Monk Jade was stunned for a moment, and it took him several breaths to react.
"I am also in May, the third day of the fifth month, and the third quarter of the hour."
Wu Yue burst out laughing, "I mean, my name is Wu Yue! Your bald head is really funny."
"Ah?" Monk Jade suddenly felt his face burning. He didn't know what was going on with him, why he told his birthday and horoscope all at once.
"It's over, Lord Buddha, my Buddha heart has been completely destroyed!"
"No! It's not allowed! Buddha must not bow to women. I am a monk, and monks should not approach women! This red skeleton next to me, I will send her to the west with one punch!"
"That's not right. Lord Buddha, I have broken the precept long ago by eating meat. Otherwise?"
"No no no! Jade! You have fallen!"
At this time, Monk Jade's inner activities are truly wonderful.
"Oops, I'm confused!"
Wu Yue took the stick from Jade Monk's hand and began to turn it over skillfully.
From time to time, she would spit out a breath of aroma towards the fire to intensify the flames.
Monk Jade was a master of cooking, but the woman next to him seemed to be no weaker than him.
There are even some subtle techniques that even I haven't mastered yet.
"Oh my god! It's really over. This woman not only has a nice voice, but also has a charming fragrance. She is also proficient in cooking techniques to such an extent!"
"Oh my god! Did you send her to collect this Buddha?"
When Monk Jade was still immersed in surprise, Wu Yue suddenly said, "You haven't said what your name is yet?"
"My name is Yushi!"
As soon as the words came out of his mouth, Monk Yushi immediately cursed himself in his heart: What about you saying you should be cautious? What about you saying not to expose yourself? Yushi, Yushi, you are really...
Wu Yue covered her mouth again and chuckled: "Don't tell me, you are really like a stone."
"Especially your bald head, it's really bright!"
"It's okay, it's okay." As a monk, this was the first time that Yu Shi was praised for his bright head.
Wu Yue stretched his neck and took a closer look at the jade head.
Feeling Wu Yue's gaze, Monk Jade's scalp felt a little hot at this moment.
"I've never seen such a bald head." Wu Yue bit his lip, "Can I... touch it?"
Monk Jade felt that all the hairs on his body were starting to stand up. At this moment, he should have yelled angrily: Why are you touching my head? Lord Buddha, are you, a woman, allowed to touch it casually? Just touch your head when we meet. Is that possible? Wait a minute.
Want to touch other places?
Well, Yushi should really say these words with a straight face and righteously.
It's a pity that Jade seems to be a different person today.
He didn't speak, but his head felt a little heavy, and it sank slightly.
Yes, he definitely didn't nod.
"Haha, people say you won't have good luck if you touch your bald head, so I have to give it a try."
Bah, bah, bah.
Yu Shi could already feel countless currents flowing through his scalp.
Oh my god, I can't stand it!
Not knowing where the courage came from, Monk Jade turned around and grabbed the wrist that was about to touch his head.
Yeah, it's very smooth and moist.
Wu Yue just felt a little surprised, "What are you doing?"
Jade was stunned for a moment.
I saw that this woman's skin was whiter than snow, and her jade was as moist as fat. The moment she looked at her clear eyes, she was swaying in emotion but also had a hint of tenderness. The firelight reflected the red glow on her cheeks, her silver teeth were slightly open, and her red lips were hidden.
, the air is like orchid.
"I'm really done. This mother, Xipi, has a nice voice, smells good, and her cooking skills are outstanding. I didn't expect that she still looks so amazing. Master, please forgive your disciple, forgive me for doing this."
Live a life of uninhibited indulgence and love of freedom!”
"Hey! Why are you looking at me so straight?" Wu Yue chuckled.
"Good-looking!" Yushi replied subconsciously.
Wu Yue nodded, "Since my name is Wu Yue, I must be good-looking."
Yushi shook his head, "I don't understand."
"The so-called five pleasures are pleasure to the eyes, ears, mouth, nose, and heart. Having all five pleasures, not only for human beings, is who I am."
It was the first time I heard a name with such an explanation. Yushi was even more curious, "Maybe you can tell me more about it?"
"The so-called pleasing to the eye naturally means pleasing to the eye, so my appearance is absolutely good-looking; pleasant to the ear refers to my voice, which should be as warm as a spring and as crisp as a string; pleasant to the mouth is easy to understand, just like you, you can
Make delicious food; pleasant to the nose refers to the smell of my body. It should be pleasant to smell and emotional to think about."
"Is there one missing?"
"The last thing is to be happy. This is easy to understand. It means being able to understand people's thoughts and understand people's hearts."
Monk Jade couldn't help but be speechless. The Wu Yue in front of him was almost perfect to the extreme.
"The rabbit is ready!" Wu Yue blew out a blast of cold air without hesitation, and the pile of flames in front of him was immediately extinguished, and the smoke continued to escape from the browned rabbit meat.
Wu Yue was about to take action when Monk Jade immediately stopped him softly: "Wait a minute."
"Huh?" Wu Yue looked at the jade stone in confusion.
A small porcelain jar suddenly appeared in Jade's hand. His hand shook, and the spices in the porcelain jar were spread evenly on it.
Suddenly, a strange fragrance bloomed instantly.
"What a magical spice!" Wu Yue was a little surprised.
The Jade Monk smiled, "My unique secret recipe."
Wu Yue's eyes were filled with envy. She held her chin with her little hand and murmured, "I want it too."
Monk Jade suddenly felt a little embarrassed. Even if he wanted to, there was no need to say it so directly.
Refining this spice is quite complicated, and it requires a lot of things.
Under normal circumstances, the jade would not be taken out at all. After all, he only had so much of this thing left on his body.
But even so, Yu Shi still handed over the small porcelain bottle out of nowhere.
Wu Yue looked at him in surprise.
"give you!"
"Give it to me?" Wu Yue didn't believe it.
"Well, take it."
Wu Yue grabbed the small porcelain bottle in her hand. She put her nose to the mouth of the bottle and smelled it. After feeling the refreshing fragrance, she quickly tightened the small wooden stopper.
"Thank you, Baldhead."
Yu Shi was noncommittal for a moment and could only touch his bare head in embarrassment.
"Can you eat it now?" Wu Yue carefully put the porcelain bottle into his sleeve pocket, and then looked straight at the jade with a pair of clear eyes.
Those were a pair of eyes that could speak. After Yu Shi simply looked at each other for a moment, he quickly looked away.
“It’s ready to eat!”
Yu Shi grabbed the roasted rabbit. The rabbit had just been roasted and was still slightly hot to the touch, but Yu Shi looked completely unaware.
He pulled off the rabbit's hind legs and handed them into Wu Yue's hands.
"The hind leg meat of this rabbit is the most solid and tastes particularly chewy. Coupled with my secret spices, it has a unique flavor."
Wu Yue picked up the hind leg between his thumb and index finger and tasted it for a while.
Seemingly feeling some grease on her red lips, Wu Yue quickly took out a silk scarf and wiped it.
After wiping, she looked up and caught the Jade Monk's eyes.
"Cackle!" "Cackle!" The laughter was like a silver bell, and Yu Shi couldn't help but feel a little lost in thought.