The arrival of the crow can be said to have helped the bear a lot. In terms of its ability to find pollution, the crow is many times stronger than the bear.
In Panlong Park, thousands of crows will circle over the park every morning, attracting frequent attention from the public.
Soon a smart businessman bought a piece of land outside the park and built a crow toilet. This toilet was modeled after the toilet in the crow base camp in Jiangcheng Town, so that the crows would know it was a toilet as soon as they saw it, and they would be very surprised.
Consciously defecate there.
The businessman boss suddenly beamed. Nowadays, the price of crow excrement has been driven higher and higher by the space program.
The mean bear was on its way to the Huangcun Zoo near Panlong Park. If the crows hadn't told it, it wouldn't have known there was a zoo in its neighborhood.
Under the guidance of the crow, the cheap bear quickly found the location of the zoo.
The bear wanted to go through, but the toll aisles were very narrow. When the bear passed by, his fat belly couldn't squeeze through.
"Ouch!" Shi Xiong grimaced, and used force to destroy those aisles, causing them to collapse and become severely deformed. Several staff members present looked at each other, not knowing what to do.
Shi Xiong ignored these people who did not provide attentive service. After Shi Shiran entered, he saw that there were already a lot of people inside.
The arrival of the bear immediately silenced the surrounding animals, who were all intimidated by the terrifying figure and momentum of the bear.
A monkey hung on the iron rod in a daze, and then at a loss, it let go and fell to the ground, where one came to gnaw dog poop.
Two ostriches, recently introduced from Africa, saw the arrival of the bear. They hurriedly knelt down and covered their newly laid eggs under their bodies. Then they stuck their heads into the sand and raised their big buttocks with sparse feathers.
"Can't see me, can't see me..." The bird's buttocks kept trembling.
Seeing the cover-up situation, Shi Xiong said: "Sweat! Do you think I can't see you if you hide your head?"
Will the cheap bear feel unfair to these animals who have lost their freedom?
For now, the Bears won’t do it, because there are two types of Bears looking at animals now.
One is an animal that can communicate with itself, or is equivalent, and a bear can become friends with them. The other is an animal that is not smart enough and cannot communicate with bears and leopards. The generation gap is very serious.
The bear's view of these animals is that 'they are as unimportant as an ant'.
This mentality is common in the Amuro Valley. It can be said to be pride, or it can be said to be strength. Thoughts determine the position. It can also be said to be muscles, and the mind determines the butt.
Therefore, some time ago, the bear who had no friends here would feel extremely lonely, so he often missed his gay friend, the tiger, who had been with him for several years.
Fortunately, the environmental bird came over, and they became familiar with each other and agreed with each other, so they quickly became good ideological friends.
As the bear walked along, he saw a lot of animals, and even saw two lions. Unfortunately, the two lions lacked exercise and were very thin and had no muscles.
After the two lions saw the bear, they became domineering and roared at the bear twice to show their majesty as kings of beasts.
The bear roared back with disdain, and only used one power. The ferocious aura made the two lions immediately realize the mistake of challenging the senior brother/senior, and the aura of the beast king disappeared immediately. They whined and ran away with their tails between their legs.
opened.
The mean bear walked forward with his head held high, so arrogant...
"Huh? There are two of the same kind." The bear came to a place and saw two brown bears of the same kind as himself, one male and one female.
At this time, the female bear was gnawing on a large bowl of fruit, which smelled so good. The other male bear was looking at the fruit bowl eagerly, with longing in his eyes, but he was intimidated by the power of the female bear and did not dare to go forward.
Several experiences have told it that if it resists violence, it will be brutally beaten and abused, and the wounds on its body are examples of this.
The appearance of the cheap bear attracted the attention of both of them. The long-term hunting, size, and momentum deterred the male bear from moving too much. The female bear's primitive sexual desire quickly defeated the others, and she started to flirt with the cheap bear.
To show love.
When the bitch bear saw the movements of the female bear, he suddenly felt chills all over his body and felt extremely uncomfortable: "Oh my god, it's so scary!"
The bear was shivering all over, pissing and urinating, and ran away.
After escaping from the zoo, Shi Xiong didn’t know what was going on and thought of Shi Hu, his good friend...
Where is Jianhu at this time?
Guangzhou Yuehe Park.
Ever since the Vitality Tree appeared here, the traffic around here has begun to become a big jam, especially on Saturdays and Sundays. It would be hard to say that your city is prosperous unless it is blocked for two to three kilometers.
Many people have begun to switch from driving private cars to taking buses and subways, but there are also difficulties in taking buses and subways.
Many beauties are being trolled in the car, and those men are unintentional. Who made the bus so crowded? They are also passively trolling. And once they are accused of being a bus wolf, won't they ruin their own image?
Already?
There are also miserable people who squeeze in at the back door of the bus, only to have someone forcefully squeeze in through the front door, forcing themselves out. Then they can only watch the bus rumble away with a sad face, and obediently eat the exhaust fumes.
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In the past two months, the subways and buses passing here have been full and busy every day. There is only one reason: there are vitality trees and tigers here.
Many office workers and people living in difficult circumstances have never been able to spare time to go to Yunbian Province. Now that a vitality tree has finally appeared in our city, how can we not come? Isn’t it just a few yuan for the fare?
"Look, the tiger is out!" The appearance of the tiger caused countless people to cheer, and the camera kept pressing the shutter...
After the cheap tiger came here, he did not adapt to the bad environment here at first. Like the cheap bear, he developed inflammation of the mouth, throat, and nose. Fortunately, his body's recovery was not limited.
After staying in the park for a few days and taking photos from countless people, I ran outside to play.
It is treated like a cheap bear and is tracked and reported by major media every day. Even when it urinates and the posture in which it urinates are posted on the Internet, which arouses a lot of people's comments. A group of people who are extremely painful from a technical point of view
It has been commented on from chemical elements to poetry and songs.
Just like the bear likes to go to the supermarket to eat fish, the tiger also likes the same thing - drinking coffee.
Of course, it doesn’t like the environment and atmosphere of drinking coffee, nor does it like the smell of coffee, but it likes the stimulating effect of coffee on the body. Jianhu found that after drinking this kind of coffee, his body can become more sensitive
, the cells throughout the body are more active and more effective than the training routines given by the base.
It quickly told Aoki about this, but Aoki asked other animals to try it and found that it had no effect. Maybe only the cheap tiger has a strange physique.
Since Guangzhou has now completed its industrial transformation, the main industries are finance and insurance, tourism services, high-tech manufacturing, and information industries, so there is relatively little pollution, so Bianhu has nothing else to do here except taking care of the vitality tree.
task.
Therefore, in addition to necessary activities every day, it would run to a large cafe near Yuehe Park, and then sit there, drinking coffee and staring at the vitality tree.
As night fell, Jianhu went back to have dinner and then headed towards the cafe. Following him were two little eco-birds. At this time, these two little eco-birds were flying around around Jianhu playfully.
, sometimes landing on people's shoulders and making out with them, sometimes flying to the tiger's body and practicing the 'Crazy Chicken Claw Technique' on its hair.
Jian Hu came to the coffee shop by a familiar route and walked in one direction of the coffee shop without looking.
There is a very weird seat there, such as a large massage chair, which the cafe specially ordered for Jianhu for this purpose. During this period, the business of the cafe was naturally extremely booming.
Soon the waiter in the cafe brought a large pot of coffee, which was the coffee 'cup' of the humble tiger, and the two little environmental birds also got two small cups of coffee.
"Mr. Tiger, please use it slowly! Two little birds, please use it slowly!" Three young and beautiful waiters wearing short skirts and tight-fitting professional attire said to the mean tiger and the two little environmental birds with bright smiles.
The two little eco-friendly birds were not restless at all. They both flew onto the waiter's shoulders and glanced secretly at the waiter's chest. Their innocent and curious look made the tigers cover their eyes with both paws and couldn't bear to witness...
There was a magazine on the table, and the cover was a photo of a naked model...
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Pacific Golden Rose Military Base.
"Let the action begin!"
Soon, three fighter jets rose up from the base, then accelerated and disappeared from everyone's sight after a while. At the same time, the submarine that had been hiding on the shallow bottom of the Pacific also started to move towards the northwest.
"It should be successful this time. According to the instructions of the superiors, this vitality tree will be planted on this small island..." the leader murmured to himself.
If his words were heard by other people, many people would definitely be frightened. In the eyes of others, the leader is the top leader of the organization, so he is called the leader. They did not expect that the leader has superiors.
The hidden power of Golden Rose actually has a superior. How powerful would that superior power be!?
In Guangzhou, a quiet tiger and two restless environmental birds have become a scenery in the cafe.
In Hainan, the night scene on the beach is no less beautiful than during the day. Hundreds of people are having a bonfire feast on the beach. And 500 meters next to them, there are heavily armed troops and vitality trees. In the small jungle inside, there are a group of people.
Rhinoceros. Joy and peace...
Tibet, along the Yarlung Zangbo River, is sparsely populated with only one battalion of 320 soldiers. At this time, 15 soldiers are riding on 15 giant wolves, running in circles around the camp, and various wolf howls and whistles are heard from time to time.
Sound. Lively and noisy... (To be continued. Please search Piaotian Literature, the novel will be better and updated faster!)