Finally, the bad guy who proposed to let the leopard take the SB route was taken into the leopard's mouth and "brushed" it "intimately" with his tongue a few times, which scared him to the point of peeing.
Everyone looked at his embarrassed appearance and laughed loudly.
The villagers and elders returned home satisfied, and Amu's parents also felt very satisfied, because they had already talked about several promising "future wives" in the short period of time.
Amu, on the other hand, was excited and painful at the same time. He was excited because he had accomplished this feat and was worshiped by the villagers. But he was painful because his wallet was deflated again because he had lost 300 kilograms of pork during this period. When you look at it,
When his parents said "I've chosen it for you", Amu felt furious.
"Ya Zhu Die! Women are so scary!"
In the following days, Amu was in the admiring eyes of the villagers, and his vanity was greatly satisfied.
Under Qingmu's guidance, Dabao proposed to Amu the idea of going to the town for fun.
This idea shocked Amu, because if a beast as big as a prehistoric leopard like a giant leopard appeared in a town, it would definitely cause a big sensation, or to be more precise, a riot. Amu was not sure whether he could bring it with him.
Go, because this matter is a bit big.
A few days later, Leopard ignored Amu and acted like I was unhappy.
And Amu also began to be attracted by this idea, because after thinking about it, he felt that bringing a giant leopard to the town must be a very exciting and domineering thing. Think about other people using a very...
Looking at himself with admiring eyes, a sense of arrogance rose in his heart. After thinking about it, Amu was tempted by this idea.
However, the question of how to get there is very hard to think about. If just one person and one animal ran over like this, it would definitely scare people away, and then JC, special police, etc. would come rushing in, and then they would sit through the jail and sing "Tears Behind Bars".
After much deliberation, Amu decided on the old people who had been living in the village. Judging from their appearance, they were very powerful people, and two of them always looked familiar, as if they had seen them on TV.
"But how to convince them?" Amu felt like his head was going to explode, and he couldn't think of a good way. Amu was really not a wise man, he could only be regarded as a person with average IQ and strong muscles.
In the end, Amu mustered up his courage, braved the bullet, and took the big leopard to Grandma Niu's yard. After entering, Amu weakly asked them this question, and then stayed aside obediently, waiting for their reply.
Unexpectedly, after 30 seconds, all the old people in the yard burst into laughter.
"Okay, I was originally thinking about how to bridge the gap between humans and animals, but unexpectedly a ready-made one came to me. Okay! I'll arrange it for you tomorrow!"
Then, Amu came out a little confused. He had no idea what was going on. He only knew that he had a chance to take the big leopard out. Then, he put the doubts behind him and began to celebrate his success.
The next day, two cars came outside the village and were parked at the entrance of the village. Because the roads were all occupied by thick tree roots, it was okay to walk, but cars were not allowed to pass. There was no road ahead, so cars were not allowed to pass.
Without stopping, five people got out of the car, one woman and four men, carrying what looked like video recorder equipment.
After getting off the car, the first thing you see is a lush forest, with forest trails vaguely visible. Looking inside, you can also see some yellow walls and other buildings, like a paradise.
"Wow! The environment here is so good!" One of the long-legged beauties with big breasts, thin waist and big butt breathed in the air here, and then stretched out for a long time. Her crystal clear skin was as crisp as snow,
Graceful figure.
That perfect figure made the three male compatriots next to her secretly glance at her and secretly swallow her saliva.
The beautiful woman saw their wolf likeness out of the corner of her eye. She snorted and cursed secretly, "If a man doesn't have a good thing, I might as well not get married."
Her name is Ye Qingqiu, she is a famous beauty in Banna and a host on Banna TV. For some reason, she was specially arranged to be a reporter by the TV station this time.
The remaining man turned a blind eye to all this because he was preoccupied with other important things and did not notice this. His name is Ji Chaosong, and he is the executive general manager of Banna TV. Originally, he was supposed to be enjoying a warm holiday with his family.
, but last night I received a call from the general manager, saying that he wanted to do a news interview here in Amra Village. And the general manager also specifically explained on the phone that he must respect that person and others.
Although Ji Chaosong didn't know who the interviewer was, the general manager's emphatic tone clearly showed that this person was not a simple person.
Everyone carried photography props and walked along the path into the village. They saw all kinds of exotic flowers and plants planted on the roadside. Hundreds of flowers were blooming, and the fragrance was fragrant. Birds were constantly singing crisp sounds on the trees. It was beautiful and natural, and the quiet path led to the village.
In various houses hidden among the trees, everyone seemed to have traveled through time and space and arrived at the forest kingdom in a dream world.
"It's so beautiful!" The five people were dazzled and kept praising it.
At this time, a villager carrying a hoe was greeted in front of them. He had a simple smile and a strong rustic atmosphere. He curiously asked the five of them: "Who are you?"
Ji Chaosong did not dare to neglect, and hurriedly approached him and shook hands with him affectionately: "Brother, hello, we are from Banna TV. We are here to do an interview and find a person named Amu."
Seeing the executive general manager's affectionate attitude, the other four people were confused and wondered: "This person has always had his eyes set on his head. Why did he change his gender today?"
"The location of his house is the first house on the first right-turn path ahead." After saying this, he greeted the five people and walked towards the path ahead with a hoe on his back.
He is actually a bodyguard. Because several former national leaders live here, the security measures in this village are relatively strict. You can't see anything in the open, but there are many secret sentries arranged secretly. Moreover, entering the village from the outside
Everyone inside will conduct detailed verification in secret. The step just now is just a final confirmation.
Five people from the TV station followed the instructions and found the home of Amu, the subject of this interview. They noticed that the gate of his yard was different from other homes. It was particularly wide and had no upper door frame.
Knock on the door.
"Who is it?" A strong voice came from inside, and in less than 5 seconds, a macho man opened the door with his bulging muscles and bare arms. The macho aura kept coming, making both men and women blush.
The man blushed because he was ashamed, and the woman blushed because she was intoxicated by the man's scent.
Under Ji Chaosong's introduction, Amu finally understood their purpose, and instantly realized that this was specially arranged by the group of elderly people. However, at this time, the leopard went out to the forest to floss its teeth as a sacrifice, so it is not here now.
"What do you want to interview?" Although Amu knew what they were here for, the protagonist Big Leopard was not around, so he could only pretend to be dumbfounded.
"Mr. Mu, please introduce your place. I feel that the environment here is very good, better than all the other places I have been to." Ji Chaosong just followed the assignment and came to interview. He had no idea what he wanted to interview, but
With his mind spinning quickly, he quickly found the first interview point.
After setting up the video recorder and other equipment, Amu began to introduce the surrounding flowers, plants and trees, and kept bragging about how wonderful this village was.
But before he could talk for ten minutes, a child of about 10 years old appeared on the trail and ran over.
The five people clearly saw that on his shoulders, there was a snake with a triangular head, about 1 meter long, and a brown back. It was shaking on his shoulders as he jumped. The snake opened its mouth.
Suddenly, two long fangs were exposed.
Five people's teeth were trembling: "Oh my God! The original spearhead adder, it's so scary!"
"Uncle, what are you doing?" The child came up and was very curious about these things.
"Haha, your uncle is going to be on TV!" Amu used his big hands to randomly mess up the child's hair and laughed, not caring about the snake on the child's shoulder.
But what the other five people were thinking at this time was: "Why don't you help the kid catch the snake? It will kill someone!"
However, before they had finished worrying, several more children appeared on the other side of the trail. They had all kinds of strange animals, birds, and turtles on them. These were more artistic ones, and some of the children had them crawling on them.
with spiders and centipedes.
Seeing the children laughing and laughing, not afraid of those animals at all, the five of them felt that their brains were not enough. "Oh my God! What is happening to this world?"
It was the first time for a group of children to see people from the TV station come to interview. They felt very fresh. They kept circling around the five staff members, touching here and there. It scared the five of them.
"Sister? Can you give me a hug?" One of them, a 10-year-old boy, hugged Ye Qingqiu's long stocking legs tightly and asked coquettishly. Then his pig hands kept rubbing the beautiful stocking legs, exposing
A naughty smile that only adults have.
Everyone had a dark look on their faces.
"Ah! Sex devil!! Go to hell!!" A blast hit him hard on the head.
Credits: Arrogant Death
, Shunliu Yishunliu, DJ123456789, Qiu Shanchuan, Netherworld☆Ghost Dragon’s reward, and a weak point to say, regarding the reminder, subjectively I want to explode, but objectively I can’t. It’s not because of the coding problem.