In fact, Si Niang’s cheeks were not bulging. Liu Tong was just deceiving Si Niang. As a result, Si Niang, who had swallowed a piece, was frightened by Liu Tong and swallowed the whole pine nut cake. Then she choked and fucked her immediately.
After vomiting, Liu Tong quickly handed the teapot to Si Niang.
"I almost died..." Si Niang coughed repeatedly, relying on a large cup of tea to swallow the dry pine nut cake.
"You!" Liu Tong stretched out his slender index finger and tapped Si Niang's forehead, and said with some resentment, "Really, just eat it secretly, are you afraid that I will find out and won't let you eat it?"
"Eating secretly is a happy activity. Hiding from you is just an extension of stealing. Not being discovered is the rule of the game." Si Niang said plausibly, then raised her head and snorted from her nose, looking proud.
expression.
"You shouldn't have handed me the finished food box and asked me to give it to someone else," Liu Tong said, crossing his arms and looking at Si Niang. However, he couldn't help but feel a little depressed because he couldn't put on Si Niang's fat at all.
"I won't be that stupid!" Si Niang folded her arms, and the folded arms pressed down the loose fleece jacket, making a full pile. This was the result of Si Niang's hard work for two years. Liu Tong looked at it in awe.
Out of envy, why doesn’t the flesh grow in other directions?
"Forget it, forget it, go back to the palace." Liu Tong said resentfully. After staring hard twice, he ordered the palace guards to drive back to Lanchi Palace to rest. She didn't want to go to Zhuge Liang's side. Li Yuan and
To some extent, she has a big hatred.
Not long after Liu Tong returned to Lanchi Palace, Taichang handed over the book. After all, Taichang, Dahonglu, and Zongzheng respected the power, but they did not actually involve the people's livelihood, or their duties in the battlefield.
They are all under the jurisdiction of the eldest princess, so Zhang Zhen's report was handed over here.
"It's so fast." Liu Tong looked at the contents on the brochure and said with some surprise. Da Yuezhi was supposed to arrive only at the end of the year, but he actually arrived so quickly.
"The Great Yuezhi has arrived?" Si Niang asked puzzledly, "Isn't this too fast? Didn't you say that you have to go to Barkol Lake to worship your ancestors? Why did you arrive so quickly? Normally, from
Doesn’t it take a month to get from there to here?”
"Who knows? But it's really amazing." Liu Tong secretly said that he was surprised, and then he understood what was going on by comparing it with Da Honglu's information. The feelings rushed over through the blizzard, but this is not right, you guys
If you can walk through a blizzard, who can accompany you?
On the other side, Liu Yu smacked his lips and discussed some inappropriate issues with Liu Xian. He was not familiar with Zhuge Liang. If nothing happened, he would just go and have a look. But I have something to do today, so I just wanted to send a small jade tripod over there.
, it’s a good thing that his surname is Liu, otherwise it would really be against the rules.
"I actually wanted to ask before. The Yuezhi people in Kabage rushed over from the blizzard. They all practiced their Qi to become Gang. I think it's understandable for them to be so unscrupulous. But how did you get here, Shizong?
Liu Yu said with some curiosity.
That was a blizzard of natural disaster level. Chen Xi didn't care at all because there was no one there. He even concentrated the disasters in other places to vent them. It was no joke that the snow was as big as a mat. Those warriors of the Great Yuezhi could
It's not a big problem to kill him. How did you get here?
"Don't mention it. I originally planned to take a detour, but the Da Yueshi have all gone up. What can I do, so I can only follow along. I'm still in good health, otherwise I won't be able to see you all." Liu Xian sighed and said.
, and Liu Yu's mouth twitched when he heard this, why don't I think you almost couldn't make it? You must have become a gangster by practicing Qi!
"Now that I think about it, it's quite a good experience to have such an experience in my life." Liu Xian said with a bit of a smile, while Liu Yu rolled his eyes repeatedly and was too lazy to say anything. He could only let the carriage go in the direction of Chang'an Station, and then he met
Go inside and you'll get cookies.
"Canghou." Liu Yu found out that it was Cookie's car frame, so he stopped the car and greeted him twice.
"Liu Honglu." Cookie stopped the car and leaned out to give Liu Yu a bow, while Liu Yu and Liu Xian quickly returned the gift.
"Has Canghou just come back?" Liu Yu asked curiously as he looked at some other cars following the carriage.
"I should have arrived a long time ago, but it was snowing heavily and the roads were blocked when I went north. The local county magistrate detained me for eight days, but I didn't come back until now. Fortunately, I made it in time, otherwise it would have been really embarrassing." Cookie said quite embarrassed.
Said, he left earlier than Lu Su, but came back later than Lu Su.
There was actually no big problem with Cookie's walking. The main reason was that the mountains were blocked by heavy snow, so he passed through Wancheng, and then planned to take the Qingni Pass from Lantian to Chang'an. However, when he arrived, it snowed heavily at Qingni Pass, and the local county magistrate hugged him
The cookie's legs don't dare to let the cookie pass the Qingni Pass.
The mountain was blocked by heavy snow, and Qingni Pass was covered with snow. Even if the road had been repaired, the local county magistrate was afraid of something happening. This was really unbearable. He hugged Cookie's legs to prevent Cookie from leaving. In the end, he saw that he couldn't keep him.
They had to clear a road from Qingni Pass and asked the county lieutenant to take the government officials all the way to Lantian before turning around. Cookie himself was almost helpless.
Cookie told the county magistrate that he would not be able to die even if he jumped off a cliff. However, the other party replied, "That's your business. We have to do our best." Cookie was dragged to Chang'an until now.
This is also thanks to the large-scale changes in the weather in Chang'an, but even so, the Lantian County magistrate only stopped sending cookies to Chang'an.
"This is the wish of all places." Liu Yu said with a smile. Although he was very happy to be sent like this, it was a bit embarrassing for the cookies to be sent back and forth.
"Fortunately, I came back in time. I was able to give Kong Ming a gift, and I just happened to give you two a New Year gift." Cookie said with a smile, and then grabbed two Chinese cabbages and gave them to Liu Yu and Liu Xian. Although
Cookie and Mr. Liu are not very familiar with each other, but if you happen to meet him, give him one. This product is produced in large quantities.
"Haha, I cooked the cabbage given by Marquis Cang in the evening." Liu Yu said with a smile. It's good to have cabbage in the winter, but Liu Xian looked a little solemn when he looked at the tender green cabbage.
"Then I'll go to Kong Ming's side first. That cart of cabbage is all for Kong Ming." Cookie said with a smile, then he handed over to Liu Yu and left.
"Put away Canghou's cabbage and cook it for me in the evening." Liu Yu handed the cabbage to his attendant Xian Yufu. When Xian Yufu took the cabbage, his expression changed.
"Canghou is such a generous hand." Liu Xian said with emotion after putting away the cabbage.
"It's just cabbage. What's the point? But this cabbage looks really good, and it's still so tender when I brought it from the south." Liu Yu said casually. He was very familiar with cookies. Besides, the cabbage is not bad, either.
It’s not too expensive and it’s good to eat in winter.
"Lord, the essence of heaven and earth contained in this big cabbage is equivalent to that of a soldier with condensed internal energy." Xian Yufu said in a low voice, and Liu Yu, who was laughing, couldn't stop laughing.
"What?" Liu Yu looked at Xian Yufu with a ghostly expression and said.
"The essence of heaven and earth contained in this Chinese cabbage is equivalent to a soldier with condensed internal energy." Xian Yufu repeated it.
"I'll go, Cang Hou has just pulled several carts." Liu Yu was startled at first, and then said reflexively. The inner energy of several carts was condensed.
"That's for Zhuge Kongming." Liu Xian said softly.
"Let's go to the inn to make arrangements first, and then at dusk, we'll go there to eat. I don't believe there are so many cabbages that won't make it to the pot today." Liu Yuhao◇Ling Ling Reading Network◆ said without restraint.
After a few rounds of cookies on the other side, someone sent a cart of cabbage to Weiyang Palace, one cart back to his house in Chang'an, and the rest to Zhuge Liang. In the evening, he added cabbage.
The food tastes very good, and the output is very large. It contains a lot of heaven and earth essence, but it seems that the absorption of the heaven and earth essence contained in this thing is far less than that of rice.
"Cang Hou is here!" The person who called the roll call announced loudly to the inside after Cookie handed over the invitation letter and gift list, "A cart of Chinese cabbage is attached."
The people inside laughed when they heard this, and then looked at Zhuge Liang. Zhuge Liang smiled and went out to greet him personally. After all, the time has not come yet, the twilight ceremony is still a long time away, the sun has not yet set on the earth, and the cookies have not come yet.
It's not too late.
"Cang Hou, please come in, please come in." Zhuge Liang stood at the door to greet him personally. Zhuge Liang, dressed in wedding clothes, looked handsome and upright at this moment.
"This one is for you, just this one. I originally planned to keep it as a seed, but forget it, I'll give it to you." Cookie handed a green cabbage directly to Zhuge Liang, "Other people's vegetables are all made of jade.
Yes, I can’t do it now, you can just chew it yourself.”
When Zhuge Liang took this thing, his hands shook. This must be considered a genius treasure. The essence of heaven and earth is flowing on it, which can even be seen with the naked eye.
After giving Zhuge Liang the cabbage, Cookie squeezed in and saluted Liu Bei and others, and the others also returned the favor.
"You are too stingy. You actually gave me a cart of cabbage. Where's mine?" Chen Xi laughed and scolded. He had heard before that Cookie had made a heaven and earth essence version of cabbage, so that was it.
"I brought three cars, one to Weiyang Palace, one to here, and one to go home. You can have two at most." Cookie replied with a smile on his face, "This cabbage is not good.
, the yield is very high and the harvest is fast, but the quality is not good and it is not well absorbed after eating.”
"That's all you ask for." Chen Xi said with a smile, while Liu Bei looked at the cabbage in Zhuge Liang's hand in a daze. You call this kind of stuff that is full of energy from the world called cabbage. Isn't this the legendary growth?
A genius who looks like a cabbage.
"There are only three of them. I took two to save for seeds. I was reluctant to part with them. Isn't this just in time?" Cookie also saw the look in Liu Bei's eyes. In fact, he is now as powerful as Qi Qi.
You can feel the strange flow of heaven and earth energy on that cabbage. You call it cabbage.
"I will cook the cabbage tonight and share it with you." Zhuge Liang said very grandly.
"Look, I knew it would be like this." Cookie said with a smile, "This thing still needs to be improved. There is a lot of heaven and earth essence, but it should not be integrated into the cabbage itself. Of course, there may be some other reasons. Anyway,
The absorption rate of cabbage is much lower than that of rice."
"Let's put it this way, if rice has ten times the total amount of inner qi condensed essence of heaven and earth, and is cooked and eaten, it will basically produce an inner qi condensed. However, any one of these cabbage plants has a scale of inner qi condensed.
However, you have to eat a lot of the essence of heaven and earth." Cookie said quite speechlessly.
"What about that thing in Kong Ming's hand?" Jia Xu said with a twitching corner of his mouth. Jia Xu estimated that if his feeling was correct, the content of heaven and earth essence in that piece of cabbage would be almost the same as his own, which is why the cookie was stuffed.
After a cabbage complained that he was too good, all the Qi Lian Chenggang on the field fell silent.
I'll carve a piece of jade cabbage for you, so give me that piece of cabbage.
"Then if you can't even eat it, then this person is definitely not suitable for learning martial arts." Cookie curled his lips and said, that is equivalent to a cabbage that can become Gang Inner Qi through normal Qi training. How much inner Qi can be condensed?
If it doesn't work, then it's better not to practice martial arts.
"That's right. I'm a little scared when you grow something like this in your first year." Chen Xi said in a panic, why is cabbage so weird?
"Oh, how much rice do I produce in a year? It's no problem to give birth to tens of thousands of inner qi, but cabbage is nothing." Cookie waved his hand and said perfunctorily, "This cabbage is not good, it needs to be improved, the absorption rate is too low.
, if the rice grains are of this level, not to mention a bowl, just a dozen grains should be able to complete the accumulation of internal energy condensation to the point of Qi training, and the absorption rate of cabbage is about 1%."
"I'm so happy for nothing." Chen Xi said speechlessly. His feelings are as big as a cabbage, and he has such a high amount of heaven and earth essence. It's a waste to be able to absorb two inner energy condenses.
"I told you this was meant to bluff people, didn't you see that everyone was bluffed? In fact, it will have to be improved on a large scale next year." Cookie said angrily, "But doesn't it look particularly shocking?
, you don’t know, I came up with this thing in my experimental field and gave it to my father-in-law as a gift. After it was cooked, my father-in-law didn’t dare to use chopsticks.”
"You are really good at it. Think of ways to improve it. We may still have a lot of troubles in the future. Hey, it won't be easy." Chen Xi sighed and said, "I will study a hundred ways to cook cabbage for you later."
"I definitely don't believe this when others say it, but I really believe it when Chen Hou said that you have a hundred ways to eat cabbage, but this cabbage is very tender and very durable." Cookie said with a smile, "But
It's easy to be eaten by insects, so I'm surprised. I feed this to the insects, and the insects absorb it so much that they eat one by one..."
After listening to Cookie's words, Chen Xi basically understood what was going on. It was probably some parts that humans couldn't absorb, but bugs could.
"We can use this to raise cattle and then eat beef." Chen Xi suggested, but before he could finish his words, he was pushed aside, "What are you talking about again!"
