Huo Wu thought that if Lan Nuo was pushed hard, he would hit someone, but he had no idea what the operation of holding the head and squatting on defense was.
I saw Lan Nuo, who was being pressed against the wall by her in a wall-dong manner, throwing down a seed. With a bang, the seed grew into a huge pumpkin shell. There was a ghost face pattern on the pumpkin shell. It looked like
Very funny.
Lan Nuo's muffled voice came from inside the pumpkin shell: "As long as I don't fight back, the sheriff won't fine me any money! Come and beat me! You idiot!"
"Pfft! What are you doing? You want to block the great soul master's soul skill with just one layer of melon?" Huo Wu was amused by Lan Nuo. She didn't expect that this money-hungry guy had such a strange soul skill.
"Hit me if you can! If you don't hit me, you can leave!" Lan Nuo's voice came from the pumpkin, and then he saw the pumpkin moving slowly, like a snail crawling.
"You said it yourself, I won't be polite!" Huo Wu was eager to try, her martial soul was released, and the fiery red shadow behind her overlapped with her, and then there was a flame rising on her palm, the first soul ring flickered, and the flame turned into an arc.
The shaped light blade fell on the pumpkin shell.
Zhila!
There was an unpleasant burning sound, and then the aroma of roasted pumpkin wafted out, and the whole side of the pumpkin shell was roasted black.
Huo Wu knocked on the pumpkin shell: "Are you okay? You won't be steamed, right?"
puff!
A hand suddenly stretched out from the pumpkin shell, broke off a piece of roasted pumpkin, and then retracted it. The pumpkin took root again on the ground, and the area burned by the flames quickly returned to its original state. There was a crunching sound coming from the pumpkin shell.
Voice.
"Do you want to eat it? One copper coin per pound, it's so delicious!" Lan Nuo nibbled back while tempting Huo Wu.
Huo Wu: "???"
You are such a business genius...
"Give me two pieces! I haven't eaten for a long time!" The sudden voice startled Huowu and his sister. Master Cat didn't know when he sat on the big pumpkin and knocked on it.
"I hate free-spirited prostitutes like you the most!" Lan Nuo angrily opened a hole in the pumpkin and handed Master Cat a piece of burnt pumpkin.
"Two children, let's end today's business! This is a pumpkin shell that can defend against thousand-year soul skills. You can't break it." Mr. Cat didn't mind the pumpkin being burnt, and puffed up his cheeks and said: "You can try it.
Try, I remind you, this kind of pumpkin shell can cover more than one layer, even if you can break one layer of pumpkin, it will be useless."
"No wonder even Yu Tianheng lost! Such a powerful defensive spirit." Huo Wushuang said with admiration in his tone.
"If you think it's a defense-type martial spirit, just think of it as a defense-type martial spirit!" Master Cat was noncommittal and knocked on the pumpkin: "Let's go! I'm addicted to being teased by girls!"
"You were teased by a girl, you were teased by a girl weighing more than 200 pounds!" Lan Nuo said angrily.
brush!
Cold light flashed, and the extremely strong three-layered pumpkin was cut open in an instant, revealing a confused Lan Nuo inside. Master Cat's fingertips were on his chin, with a collapsed expression on his face: "You!
"Fuck! Sarilang!" Lan Nuo's keen intuition told him that he must have accidentally touched upon Master Mao's dark history.
"Farewell!" With that, he pressed the spider silk launcher and quickly slipped away from the eaves.
Master Mao's expression was gloomy and uncertain, and his mind was filled with the unforgivable past of living in another empire. It took him a long time to recover, and then he noticed that he had unintentionally released his martial soul, a dark ten-thousand-year soul ring.
No one dared to approach within a hundred meters of the oppressive surroundings. Huo Wu and Huo Wushuang even sat down directly on the ground, panting violently.
"Soul...soul king!" Huo Wushuang murmured softly, his heart seemed to be grasped by a big hand of fear, and every time it beat, it felt like it was about to explode.
"Ah? Sorry, I just thought of some bad things, didn't scare you? In fact, Lan Nuo is not a bad person. Apart from being sinister, greedy for money, poisonous tongue, crazy, and unmotivated, he doesn't have any major shortcomings.
This is our address in Tiandou City. Come and play when you have time! By the way, you remember the silver snow leopard! Two people can enjoy a 30% discount on cat stroking in a group. How about it? Chuxue is very fluffy. Do you want to do it? Give me the money.
That’s fine, I think you’re not short of money either.”
Mr. Cat is just trying to figure out how to do this. He wants to find someone to do a group purchase with him to masturbate his cat. He can save a lot of money!
Huo Wu stupidly took the business card, recalling the silver snow leopard's soft fur, she couldn't help but swallow her saliva, and shouted in her heart: "I really want a cute, soft pet that can also be used as a thug!
"
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Facts have proved that human immunity to cats is absolutely negative. That afternoon, Huo Wu and Huo Wushuang came to the hotel owned by the Chamber of Commerce for Prosperity. They sat happily at the bar and petted the cat, wishing they could turn their whole little faces on.
They were all buried in the soft hair, completely forgetting that they were so frightened by it that their legs were weak.
Huo Wushuang was wary and stared at Chuxue who was lying lazily on the sofa with her belly exposed, fearing that the thousand-year-old soul beast would bite off a piece of meat from his sister's body.
"No. 1! Let's play some music. I want to listen to "The Longest Movie."" Lan Nuo's equally lazy voice came. Adhering to the principle of not sitting down when he could lie down, Lan Nuo lay on the sofa at the door of the hotel.
"Lord Megatron, you can't do this, my voice will become hoarse! I am a powerful Decepticon, a warrior, not a singer! Decepticons don't need music!"
"To make money! Give him a whole plate of pig brains, and remember to add more oil." After Lan Nuo finished speaking, Liu Shengcai went to prepare it.
Decepticon One: "..."
Dignity and delicious food are both desirable, but they cannot have both...
"The Beginning of Us~is the longest movie~"
"Hey! This is such a good thing! You can listen to all the paid songs as long as you want. I want to listen to Jay Chou's songs a hundred times! A hundred times!"
As soon as Lan Nuo finished speaking, the BGM on No. 1 changed and became the exclusive BGM for Wang Yiyun. There was also a voiceover from a boy who had gone through vicissitudes of life in the music: "Some people die at the age of eighteen and are buried at the age of eighty.
You are a small person, just live. You are really not needed in this world. I am sorry for being a human being."
"Gan! Play this NetEase Cloud joke once and it's enough! And you're not a human at all, you're a Decepticon. You don't have to be sorry if you can't give birth to a human!" Lan Nuo smashed a pea on the hood of No. 1, hitting him.
Break the spell.
"Ah! What is that? Not only does that car not use horses, it can also talk! Is it some kind of magical spirit beast?" Huo Wu's curiosity was immediately attracted by the singing car.
"That's right! Are you a soul beast? Why don't I dismantle you and see if there are any soul rings?" Lan Nuo's eyes lit up.
"Our Beginning~is the Longest Movie~" No. 1 suddenly thought from his heart, and in order to show that he was useful, he humiliated himself and started playing paid music.
"What is a movie?" Huo Wu stopped petting the cat and curiously looked at the singing machine.
"Uh... This is hard to explain. Number 1, will you show a movie?"
"Yes! Yes! I'll let you go now. What do you want to see?"