Lan Nuo rubbed his butt, lying on the seat of Decepticon No. 1 and grinning. The whip was not given to Hu Liena. Bibi Dong, who was furious, grabbed the whip and gave him a slap on his butt. The swelling has not subsided yet, and Lan Nuo was in pain for a long time.
Dare not sit down.
"Damn old woman! Sooner or later, I'm going to strip you naked, pin you down on the bed, and spank you hard! For the sake of you being a woman, I won't use the whip and just use my hands!" Lan Nuo said fiercely.
Thinking, thinking, thinking, I started to giggle.
"Hey, hey, hey! Wake up! Lord Megatron! Your saliva is dripping on me! Damn it! Fish-lipped humans actually want to rely on their beauty to seduce Lord Megatron, just exchange body fluids, Lord Megatron
, how could you fall into such vulgar taste!" Decepticon No. 1 was making noisy noises, which made Hu Liena's mouth twitch.
At first, she didn't understand why this machine was so talkative. After seeing Lan Nuo and Bibi Dong talk so much that their buttocks were swollen, she finally knew who Number One was following.
"Huh? Vulgar taste? Don't you want me to make you a female Decepticon? Or do you want to rely on the vibration of the gearbox to comfort the oil pipeline all your life?" Even though Lan Nuo stuck his butt out, he didn't forget to say
Harsh words.
"Look at what you said, who is not a pervert anymore! It's the little one's fault. Please be sure to transform one... not two, not a group of female Decepticons!" Even robots have a harem.
Dream! The same world, the same dream, at this moment, the male creature completion plan is completed!
It was calm all the way, and no one came to cross the road without opening their eyes. Lan Nuo finally healed his buttocks, but felt a sudden urge to defecate. Because of the pain in his buttocks, he missed the last chance to go to the toilet. At this time, he could only cover his buttocks.
I have a stomachache, so I went around asking people where I could go to the toilet.
Yan couldn't help but sneer when he saw him like this. Thinking of the way his paws pressed against Hu Liena's sinful chest, Yan wanted to push him away: "Why don't you go to the toilet? Just hold it in! During the war, you still
Can you find a place to use the toilet on the battlefield?"
Hearing this, Lan Nuo pondered for two seconds: "If I want to go to the toilet on the battlefield, I can only consider flying. I don't think many people dare to pick up my flying props."
Yan: "???"
Why are there flying props in Surrender? Please explain to me clearly whether your flight is a flight in the physical sense!
"Hurry up! I need to go to the toilet. Haven't you heard that when two armies are fighting, there will be shit if they are not killed?"
Yan: "..."
Damn it, why do I think this kind of pervert can steal my goddess? It seems that my mental state is indeed unstable.
Before Lan Nuo thought about flying into the sky and flying freely, the team finally rested again and escaped the tragic fate of being shitted to the head.
At the same time, Bibi Dong was visiting her home. In front of her was Mr. Cat holding a foxtail in his mouth: "How long has this situation lasted for your child? If the time is still short, I suggest you seek medical treatment as soon as possible!"
Mr. Cat: "..."
"Why do you all ask the same question? But he was born like this! If it can't be cured, just wait to die, there is no hope!"
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After three days of high-speed driving, Wuhun City finally arrived. This also depended on the soul master's driving speed. Even with a huge team, the marching speed was still as fast as ordinary people.
The hexagonal city wall is solemn and solemn, even taller than the city wall of Tiandou City. The towering arrow tower and the crossbow protruding from the gap in the female wall make people realize at a glance that Yi Shou of Wuhun City is.
It was difficult to attack. It was said that there were a large number of piranhas living in the moat of Wuhun City. When Lan Nuo entered the city, he specially carried two sticks of meat and dipped them in the river water next to the city gate.
The piranha jumped out of the water with a splash and bit the hemp rope that tied the meat strips. When Lan Nuo picked it up, it was like carrying two bunches of dried chili peppers, and he stuffed them all into the wishful treasure bag.
.
"It is said that piranha is also a rare and delicious fish. I have to go back and get a few of them to figure out how to make them!"
Bibi Dong always feels that something bad is going to happen. The appearance of Lan Nuo is likely to cause Wuhun City to lose a natural barrier. Although it is not very reliable to solve the invasive alien species by eating, the history of the big foodie empire tells us that the native species are being destroyed.
It's completely normal to eat to death.
Although Bibi Dong was very worried about Lan Nuo's character, she was greedy for gunpowder! So as soon as Lan Nuo entered the city, she carried him by the scruff of his neck to the secret realm of Wuhun Palace.
Passing through the towering religious buildings, Lan Nuo was shocked to find that surrounded by these tall buildings was a lush jungle. What was strange was that every tree in the jungle had a golden trunk, which made Lan Nuo
I really want to cut them off and sell them for money.
In the center of the jungle, a giant tree with a height of sixty or seventy meters stands. The most astonishing thing is not its height, but its trunk, which is more than thirty meters in diameter. The golden trunk is artificially carved.
Dig tree holes one by one to expand the internal space of the giant golden tree as much as possible without affecting its growth.
When Lan Nuo saw this scene, he couldn't help but open his mouth, thinking that Shrek had really inherited the legacy of Wuhun Palace!
"This is one of the most precious treasures of Wuhun Palace, the Golden Tree, a plant-type soul beast that has been cultivated for 90,000 years and has no self-awareness." Bibi Dong pushed Lan Nuo from behind.
"Go! Find the tree hole that suits you best, and then meditate there. In the cultivation environment of the golden tree, there is no best, only the most suitable. Follow the guidance of your martial spirit."
Lan Nuo was not polite. He stepped on the thick tree roots and walked towards the tree hole in front. The golden tree trunk was full of rich soul power and vitality. Even just living here would be of great benefit to the body.
Not to mention that a suitable environment can allow a soul master to enter deep meditation.
The so-called deep meditation is a concept proposed in the second part. It is similar to epiphany. Every time you meditate deeply, you will get great benefits. Some of them will greatly increase your soul power, some will improve your mental power, and some will realize your own soul skills.
It is even possible to change a person's qualifications, making it possible for someone who can only cultivate to the Soul King level to become a Soul Saint.
Lan Nuo would never miss the opportunity to meditate deeply. Walking into the tree hole, you immediately felt like you had entered another world. Inside the tree hole was a golden hall. The hall was divided into three floors.
There are many doors on every level, and each door corresponds to a specific cultivation environment. In such an environment, it is easy for a soul master to enter deep meditation. Although such an opportunity only occurs once, it is extremely precious.
Lan Nuo didn't act weird this time. He walked to each door one by one and sensed the degree of fit between the door and himself. Although there were many doors on the third floor, it didn't take long to sense each one. Lan Nuo frowned more and more as he walked.
, each door has different attributes, but none of them makes him feel that it fits.
It is not impossible that no door can fit him. After all, there are too many types of martial spirits, and even the Spirit Hall cannot create a training environment for every soul master.
Just when Lan Nuo was considering whether to find a random room to enter, he suddenly noticed that there seemed to be another entrance on the roof of the golden hall. The entrance did not have any attributes, but only powerful soul power. When he
When his eyes fell here, the soul power in his body began to stir, seemingly full of desire.
"Hmm... It seems like this place is quite suitable, but this place doesn't seem to be for Wuhun Palace disciples to practice! No matter what, Bibi Dong will have a headache anyway if something goes wrong!" Thinking of this, Lan Nuo immediately spread his wings and flew away.