"Hello. I'm chen, my Chinese name is... Huangfu Shengchen. I'm five years old this year. I'm this guy's most favorite younger brother Jiang, cough! I can dance in various ways. I'm my little fan at school n
Oh! Don't be too obsessed with me, I have a family." Huangfu Shengchen, a child, was completely intoxicated in his own world, narcissistically shaking the broken bangs in front of his forehead and saying proudly.
(PS: Have you noticed? Xiao Chenchen’s English name is exactly the same as EXO’s Chen.)
"..." Han Xiaose clearly felt that the corner of his mouth twitched more than once.
He has a family! He is only five years old! God... (Hold your forehead.)
Quite interesting.
"He's like this, his IQ is not low, but his head is a little crazy..." Huangfu Shengxi rubbed the bangs on his forehead and said helplessly, which is a derogatory term for "chiguoguo".
"Brother Xixi, why aren't you wearing any clothes?" Huangfu Shengchen asked innocently with his big eyes open, his face so pure and innocent that it was impossible to look directly at him...
"..." This guy is definitely trying to be cute! It's not the first time he's seen him sleeping like this.
"Sister, why are you and brother Xixi sleeping together without clothes? There will be a baby!" Huangfu Shengchen turned his attention to Han Xiaose again, approached her and said seriously.
Immediately afterwards...
"Bang -" A chestnut exploded on Huangfu Shengchen's head. Huangfu Shengxi said angrily with a poker face: "Kids, don't ask so many questions!"
"..." Han Xiaose's face turned red as if he was about to bleed when he heard what the little guy said.
"But but..."
"I'll pinch your little brother if you act cute again! You even dare to play with my brother's little wife!" Huangfu Shengxi warned seriously. Although this boy is only 5 years old, his IQ has long been much higher than that of other children of the same age. He is a very mature person.
brat.
"Brother Xixi, you are so bad! If the pinch is broken, Chenchen will not be able to have a baby! Sister, don't you think so!" Huangfu Shengchen said with an aggrieved face as he protected his little brother with both hands, and still pressed against Han Xiaose.
His body was rubbed everywhere, and Huangfu Shengxi was furious as he watched.
(Chen Chen: Mom said, a man must take good care of the big bird, and not let the big bird become ashes everywhere. The ashes come and go and then disappear!)
"Huangfu Shengchen, who gave you the right to touch my woman!" Huangfu Shengxi roared in anger.
"It doesn't matter that I'm a kid. Brother Xixi is jealous, so he's jealous of me too, huh!" Huangfu Shengchen made a face at him and stuck out his tongue and said naughtily.