Carrying the medicine package and fresh fish, he walked all the way to the entrance of the alley where the small courtyard was located. Shen Lang suddenly heard a frantic barking from the alley.
When I looked in at the entrance of the alley, I saw a big dog under the wall of the small courtyard where I rented, barking and turning around angrily. From time to time, it rushed towards the wall, trying to pounce.
And on top of the high courtyard wall, squatting was a small white dumpling.
Its chin was slightly raised, the corners of its mouth were slightly raised, and it looked down upon the big dog with condescending and arrogant eyes.
Seeing the arrogant and contemptuous look of the little white dumpling, Shen Lang felt for a moment as if he had seen the majestic white tiger that he had seen in a fantasy, walking in the void, accompanied by the divine wind, followed by all spirits, and bowed with swords.
Well, at this moment, Xiao Zhao actually has such a "kingly style".
However, Xiao Zhao, who had always behaved cutely and always looked at people with his big innocent eyes, actually had such a domineering and arrogant side, which surprised Shen Lang a little.
After watching it with great interest for a while, I saw that the big dog was just incompetent and furious, while Xiao Zhao had already begun to yawn lazily, and the tiger crouching posture was changed to prone, and he also put two small paws into it.
Shen Lang walked into the alley with heavy footsteps and walked into the alley with a smile on his face.
Seeing Shen Lang coming back, Xiao Zhao immediately put away his arrogance and disdain and showed his cute look again. He purred sweetly and walked lightly on the wall with light and elegant cat steps, towards Shen Lang.
Waves are coming.
The big dog bared its teeth at Shen Lang for a while. When he turned sideways and showed the waist knife issued by the Yamen, he lowered his head and let out a whimper, and ran away in a gray manner.
Shen Lang showed the five-pound carp to Xiao Zhao again:
"Look what I brought you?"
Xiao Zhao's eyes lit up, he meowed sweetly, jumped down from the wall, and landed firmly on Shen Lang's shoulder.
Shen Lang took Xiao Zhao to the courtyard gate and asked casually:
"Xiao Zhao, what did you do just now? Why did you get angry fighting with that big dog?"
[Miwu~Who is fighting with it? It is the one bullying me.]
"Why did it bully you?"
【It wants to bite me.】
"Why does it want to bite you?"
[Who knows? Maybe he has rabies?]
Just as he was talking, Shen Lang heard another whine like a puppy.
Shen Lang looked back and saw a puppy lying on the stone ground at the corner of the alley, purring low. The voice sounded a little aggrieved.
The big dog just now held a bone with some shredded meat in its mouth and put it in front of the puppy. It lowered its head and licked the puppy twice.
Seeing this scene, Shen Lang turned his head and looked at Xiao Zhao over his shoulder:
"Did you bully that puppy? That big dog is the puppy's mother. It's angry that you bullied its baby, so it wants to cause trouble for you."
Xiao Zhao first turned his head to the side with some guilt, avoiding Shen Lang's sight.
But soon, it turned its head again, flashed its big innocent eyes, and screamed cutely. It stepped on his shoulders with its two hind paws, grabbed his cheek with its front paws, and put its kitten face on his face.
Rub and rub...
The little guy is avoiding the important and taking the easy, trying to act cute and get by!
Shen Lang snorted softly and said seriously:
"Xiao Zhao, we are not bad goblins, and we cannot bully others for no reason."
Miwu~
[But I didn’t bully “people”~]
"Not even puppies! If the puppy doesn't provoke you, you can't take the initiative to bully it."
[But what if a puppy takes the initiative to provoke me?]
"Of course I can fight back if I take the initiative to provoke you, but it should be done in moderation."
【What if it's a bad guy?】
"Then it depends on how bad it is..."
[If he is particularly bad, can he be bitten to death? 】
"..."
This question made Shen Lang silent for a while.
Cats are all born killers. Especially kittens, big cats such as tigers and leopards, if they are well fed and drunk, they will easily avoid murder. But kittens, on the other hand, can regard killing as fun.
Hone your skills through pure killing for the purpose of predation...
Therefore, if you are a cat demon, you must teach it well, otherwise you may teach a big devil to come out.
After thinking for a while, considering that this world might be more dangerous than imagined, Shen Lang finally spoke cautiously:
"Especially bad people, people who maliciously threaten your life or mine, can be killed."
[What if it’s a bad person who maliciously threatens other people’s lives?]
"If bad people threaten the lives of good people, evil people threaten the lives of good people, and powerful and lawless people threaten the lives of innocent people... we naturally have to act chivalrously. For this reason, it is not a bad idea to draw a sword in anger and splash blood five times."
【Shen Lang is so good, people like Shen Lang the most!】
"Call the master."
[My name is Shen Lang...]
While listening to Xiao Zhao's voice, he took him into the yard, locked the door behind his back, put the big carp in the cat basin, and let Xiao Zhao go eat the fish. Shen Lang came to the pond again and put the dragon and snake in his hand.
Brand's left hand was stretched flat above the water. With a thought, the white rice and minced meat brought back from the restaurant were transferred from the space of the ordering pen and fell into the pond.
The little fish swung its tail and swam around happily, swallowing the rice and minced meat floating in the water while chattering and conveying its inner voice:
[The cat tried to catch me again today...but I defeated him! I don't like cats, they like to eat fish.]
"I love eating fish too!"
【You are different.】
"Why am I different?"
【You are Shen Lang.】
"Is there anything special about Shen Lang?"
【Exceptionally stupid?】
Shen Lang immediately slapped the water with his palm and cursed with a smile:
"Fuck you!"
Although Xiaoyu's talent and intelligence are far inferior to Xiao Zhao's, he became enlightened earlier than Xiao Zhao. He hid in the round well of the Dian Jing Pen and devoured Emperor's Ouyang for a day and two nights. He has grown from a palm-sized snake
The little red carp grew into a one-foot-long red carp.
His intelligence level has also improved by leaps and bounds, and he can now keep up with Xiao Zhao, and he can even tell him witticisms during spiritual communication.
Although the small fish grew quickly, its body shape did not turn into an obese koi as Shen Lang feared. It still had a beautiful streamlined body shape.
The scales have also become more red and tough. Whenever light shines on it, each of its scales will become radiant, with layers of flame-like ripples emerging, which is really beautiful.
Because it is so beautiful, Shen Lang is a little worried about leaving it at home, for fear that it will be captured.
Fortunately, the little fish is a fairy and is alert and smart enough. If an outsider comes in, it will hide deep in the pond and hide in a corner where outsiders cannot see it.
But even so, Shen Lang still felt uneasy, thinking about buying a big tank. When he went out in the future, he would fill the big tank with water, put the small fish into the tank, and put some fine space into it.
In this way, you can carry the small fish with you and don't have to worry about it eating the emperor's liquid. It can be said to kill two birds with one stone.
Speaking of which, Shen Lang was not reluctant to part with that bit of Emperor's Liquid.
It's just that the more little demons he enlightens, the more feedback and strengthening he gets, so he wants to save more Emperor Ooze and enlighten a few more little demons.
In this way, he, who has no relatives in the world, can have a more lively home, be stronger, and be more sure of self-protection in this dangerous world.
After feeding the cat and fish, communicating with them spiritually, and exchanging feelings for a while, Shen Lang went to the back kitchen to light a fire, fill a large pot with water, and while the water was boiling, he began to practice boxing.
After practicing boxing for a few times and the water was boiling, Shen Lang threw the medicated bath bag into the pot and boiled it again. When the whole pot of water was boiled dark brown and emitted a strange smell, he just poured the water into the pot.
He moved to a bathtub, and when the water temperature dropped to tolerable level, he took off his clothes and soaked in it.