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19: Bear Infested

Grandma is a bear!

She's been framed!

Why did he go to the river to give the horse water? He obviously wanted to get rid of her.

It's okay now, she fell behind, she got lost, it's all because of that Daqing fan.

"Da Qing Fan, Xiao Hong Hong, damn stinky man, I'm lost."

High-pitched and loud sounds came out in the jungle, but the only answers she received were the calls of birds and the rustling of leaves.

Woohoo~

A quarter of an hour passed.

Another quarter of an hour.

As time passed, she became extremely tired. Strictly speaking, she was extremely hungry.

Woohoo~

Is she really going to die in a foreign land?

Guan Xiaoluo was so hungry that he felt dizzy, his limbs were weak, and his stomach was rumbling.

Damn it, grandma’s bear, it’s Daqingban, are you really cruel enough to leave yourself alone?

Just when she called the man passionately, the jungle began to rustle. Mixed with the noise of breaking vegetation, there was a squeaking, pinging pinging, and a few low roars could be faintly heard.

Is that the sound of a divine horse?

Guan Xiaoluo swallowed his saliva, feeling not very good. Could it be some kind of wild beast?

Oh my god, could it be a dinosaur?

Mamma Mia, please don't, she is already very hungry and doesn't want to become dinosaur food anymore.

Result!

What appeared in front of him was a big bear.

It was a big black bear that was as tall as two people, and its mouth could cover half of her head.

Damn it, it’s so outrageous.

Why did such a weird thing happen to me?

The big bear looked straight at him, as if he was always ready to swallow him.

After the man and the bear looked at each other for a few seconds, Guan Xiaoluo smiled.

"Hehe. Brother Xiong, you are looking at the Lun family like this. The Lun family is very shy."

As a result, the big bear was still staring at her.

Guan Xiaoluo sighed helplessly, and his Lingguan flashed, revealing his white teeth.

"Hey, Brother Xiong, why don't we discuss it? I'll sing and dance for you, but you don't want to eat me."

He took a deep breath, softly throated his throat, and began to sing a cappella:

“There were three bears living together;

Papa Bear, Mama Bear, Baby Bear;

Father Bear is fat;

Mama Bear is slim;

Baby bears are very cute;

Woohoo Woohoo, that’s great! ”

Mother, why is she so unlucky?

Han Ji-eun sang for the big star Lee Young-jae, and she sang for a big stupid bear.

She finished singing with a dry mouth, and what happened? The big stupid bear sat on the ground and stared at her, as if he was observing her.

Damn, what kind of plane are you doing?

Just when Guan Xiaoluo was puzzled, a bear came out of the jungle. This bear seemed smaller than that one, and the two of them looked at her together.

It was a real version of a bear infestation, and she really didn't want to live anymore.

"Damn it, damn bear, let me tell you, I haven't taken a shower in several years, and my body is smelly and dirty. If you don't mind it, you can eat it if you want." She closed her eyes, looking righteous.

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