"I seem to understand why you want to plant watermelons at this time." Zhao Laowei'er said.
Li Dachun slapped his hands fiercely: "Oh, uncle, you finally understand."
"It's just Dachun..." Zhao Laowei'er interrupted Li Dachun: "You have to tell uncle, how did you learn the melon-controlling spell? You hid it too deeply. You beat up Bandit Pan and ruined it.
If you dare to challenge Pan Daguo, you can still win the favor of the county party secretary
, and now what kind of spell is used to grow a distinctive big watermelon? No, you have to tell me honestly, who are you? I am even doubting whether you are still the cowardly and honest person you used to be.
Li Dachun? Are you still a small farmer?"
Li Dachun knew that Zhao Laowei'er would not let it go unless he made up a reason to convince him, so he rolled his eyes and lowered his voice and said seriously: "Uncle, this is originally a secret and cannot be said.
But since you want to know, then I will tell you, but you must keep it a secret for me."
Li Dachun cleared his throat and continued: "Uncle, you may not believe it, but I, Li Dachun, am not an ordinary person."
Zhao Laowei'er was stunned: "Not an ordinary person? What do you mean?"
"Uncle, do you still remember the night I was born nineteen years ago?" Li Dachun asked pretending to be mysterious.
"The night you were born? Day, it's been nineteen years, how can I remember it clearly? Hey, what happened the night you were born?" Zhao Laoer asked.
"Uncle, it rained heavily the night I was born. Do you still remember this? It thundered non-stop, and the sound of thunder was so scary that it lasted most of the night. In the second half of the night, suddenly,
A series of crackling thunders resounded throughout the sky, and then wow...a baby cried, and I landed..." Li Dachun said in a serious tone, gesticulating as he spoke, which made
Just like the real thing.
Zhao Laowei'er was stunned for a moment by what he said. He widened his eyes and thought about it carefully, and finally clapped his hands: "Hey, I remembered it. It seemed that it really rained that night when you were born nineteen years ago.
But why don’t I remember the thunder?”
"Why was there no thunder? That's because you can't remember clearly. It was thundering most of the night. I was born after the last series of thunders. Do you understand?" Li Dachun said.
Zhao Laowei'er smashed his mouth: "So you were struck out by that thunder?"
Li Dachun was speechless: "Uncle, what I mean is that I am not an ordinary person. Can ordinary people make such a big noise when they are born?"
"You are not an ordinary person? Then who are you? Could it be that you are a god?"
"Absolutely, uncle, let me tell you, do you know why there was thunder the night I was born? It was because it alarmed the gods in the sky. Oh, by the way, Taishang Laojun, you know, right?"
"Tai Shang Laojun? Of course you know. Isn't he the old man who practices the elixir?"
"Yes, yes, that's him. I was originally a small locust tree in front of Taishang Laojun's alchemy furnace. Later, I absorbed the immortal energy of the elixir and gradually cultivated it into a human form. After I transformed into a human form, I couldn't help but steal
After taking the elixir from Taishang Laojun, the old man found out about it later, and he became furious.
I was demoted to the human world as punishment for me, so that night nineteen years ago, I was pushed down from the sky by Taishang Laojun’s big hand, and landed on the human world, on my mother’s belly.
, and then with a series of thunder explosions, I was born..." Li Dachun said.
"Wow, so you were really an immortal in your last life? No wonder your mother died after giving birth to you. Think about it, your mother was just a mortal, but she actually gave birth to an immortal who was demoted to the lower world. How could she
Aren't you going to die?" Zhao Laowei'er smacked his lips and said.
Li Dachun secretly cursed in his heart: "Oh, your mother is dead..." But on the surface, Li Dachun nodded repeatedly, expressing his agreement with Zhao Laoer's words: "Yes, yes, alas, I am the one who said it badly."
You killed my mother..."
But immediately, Zhao Laowei'er blinked a few times and said doubtfully: "Are you telling the truth or not? Why do I think you are telling a fairy tale? Does it sound so mysterious?"
"Uncle, of course it is true. You have also seen that although I was demoted to the lower world and became a small farmer, I am still not an ordinary person. If I were an ordinary person, I could beat the Pan bandit and destroy the great country of Pan.
What are you going to do against Pan Dafa? And..." Li Dachun's eyes twitched again
Gulu turned around and said: "You know the river outside our village? It is a very evil river. People say that there are water monsters living in it. Others dare not go into the river to bathe. Why do I dare? Others go into the river to bathe the next day.
Something is bound to happen, but I’ll be fine after I get down there. Do you think it’s evil or not?”
Zhao Laowei'er thought about it: "Nima, speaking of that river, it is indeed quite evil. Dachun, do you still remember that time when you slept with my wife by the river and I caught you? Then
Once you jumped into a river to escape, and I accidentally jumped into the river to chase you. Guess what? I got sick when I got back.
, I was sick for several days in a row. I must have disturbed the water monster in the river after I fell into the river, so the water monster made me sick. Also, every summer, everyone who jumped into the river to take a bath would
Something might happen, ranging from getting a strange disease to getting killed in an accident, but you're fine. Do you think it's strange?"
Suddenly, Zhao Laowei'er's face showed a look of sudden realization: "Could it be that...you are really not an ordinary person? Are you really a descendant of the immortal family?"
Li Dachun slapped his hands fiercely: "That's it, my enemy, uncle, you finally understand now."
"But...but this is too evil. How could you...be descended from the immortal family? I still can't believe it." Zhao Laowei'er said to himself.
Li Dachun patted his shoulder and continued to say in a serious voice: "Uncle, why don't you believe it? Did you see that watermelon seed just now? I planted it in the soil and just chanted it softly.
When you recite the spell, it will produce a big watermelon. Do you think an ordinary person can do this? It shows that I am not an ordinary person. I am born with that spell, but I have never shown it."
When he said this, Zhao Laowei'er finally began to believe it. Yes, after thinking about it carefully, everything Li Dachun did was beyond expectations. He was too hidden. Could it be that he was really not an ordinary person?
Zhao Laowei'er lowered his head and looked at the watermelon seedling in the flower pot on the ground, as well as the several large watermelons on the watermelon seedling mountain. He finally smashed his lips and said, "Is this true? It must be true, it's true.
....."
As he said that, Zhao Laowei'er suddenly knelt down in front of Li Dachun, folded his hands and kowtowed repeatedly. Li Dachun was shocked: "Uncle, you, what are you doing?"
Zhao Laowei'er kowtowed and said: "Your Majesty, the Immortal Family, I'm asking Zhao Laowei'er to be polite. I don't know Taishan, so I didn't recognize the Xian family. I'm rude. Please don't blame the Xian family..."
..”
Li Dachun suppressed his laughter, coughed slightly and pinched his throat and said, "Don't blame those who don't know. Village Chief Zhao, you'd better get up."
"No, no, no, the Immortal family is on top, Zhao doesn't dare to offend." Zhao Laowei'er really got into the act. He knelt on the ground and refused to get up. He kept kowtowing. Damn it, Li Dachun held it in with all his strength.
Laugh to yourself.
"Zhao Tiezhu, I have revealed the secret to you now. You must listen to me in the future and you must not leak this secret. Do you understand?" Li Dachun continued to hold his throat and pretend to be serious.
Zhao Laowei'er promised again and again: "Okay, okay, I promise, I will listen to you in everything, and I will do whatever the Xian family asks me to do."
Li Dachun continued to imitate the voice of the gods in the TV series and said: "I am a fairy. You only need to know it. From now on, unless it is just you and me, you can salute me. In front of outsiders, you have to
Call me Li Dachun as usual, don’t show any signs of weakness, understand?"
"I understand, understand, Xianjia, please rest assured, I, Zhao, know what to do."
"Okay, now I order you to stop kowtowing and get up right away. I have something important to tell you." Li Dachun continued, cursing in his heart, "Damn it, if you are pretending, just pretend to the end. Every time we see you in the future,
Even after meeting him, he asked Zhao Laolan'er to kowtow to him. He would not take advantage of him in vain.
Zhao Laowei'er hurriedly stopped kowtowing and stood up from the ground, but still did not dare to look up at Li Dachun. He really regarded Li Dachun as a superior immortal. His IQ was a bit low, but it was understandable.
, after all, people in rural areas are more superstitious and easy to be fooled. Besides, Zhao Laowei'er had been fooled by Li Dachun several times before, and he fell into the trap unknowingly.
"Okay, uncle, please relax." Li Dachun returned to normal, stepped forward and took Zhao Laowei'er's arm and said: "Uncle, go, I just said it, you just know in your heart that I am from the Xian family, but absolutely
Don't let outsiders see that, normally, you are still the village chief, and I am still Li Dachun, and I still call you uncle. When we are alone, you can salute me."
Zhao Laowei'er nodded repeatedly: "Yes, yes, everything depends on the Xian family."
Li Dachun found it very funny. He suppressed his laughter and said, "Uncle, now you know why I want to plant watermelons at this time, right?"
"I understand, I understand..." Zhao Laowei'er hurriedly replied, he did not dare to neglect the Immortal family's questions.
"In this case, you must support me. I need a lot of land to grow watermelons, at least fifty acres, which is more than Bandit Pan's. After we grow the watermelons, we will sell them and take away all the previous sales from Bandit Pan.
Come here and crush him, don’t forget that I am a fairy, and the watermelons I grow with my spells are a hundred times more delicious than those from the Pan family.”