"Don't think I don't know. I don't want Lai Chunhua, who is tall, fat, and dark, with big breasts and a big ass like a bull." Li Dachun said.
"You kid, what's wrong with having big breasts and a big butt? If you have a big butt, you can have babies," Gu Meiyu said.
Wang Guihua also echoed: "Dachun, don't worry, just listen to what your aunt has to say. I think the girl has grown strong. She can work when she is strong. She is very strong when working...
"
"You don't marry a wife just to make her work. If that's the case, it's better to buy a cow. That cow can do more work than her." Li Dachun said angrily. He knew that Gu Meiyu was unreliable, but now it turns out that she is.
, Grandma, even if you want to say good things to your daughter-in-law, she even told him about Lai Chunhua. He remembered clearly that when Lai Chunhua was in elementary school, her nickname was Lai Niu Niu, and she really didn't dare to compliment her because of her appearance.
Gu Meiyu was not angry because of Li Dachun's attitude. She still giggled and pulled Li Dachun aside. She unconsciously glanced at his lower body and saw the bulging thing, so she said with an ambiguous smile on her face.
"Dachun, do you know why my aunt introduced Lai Chunhua to you? Because your job down there is too big, and Lai Chunhua happens to be big and thick, so he must be big down there too. This is not just right, otherwise, you would be so big
Who can bear the work of other girls, just like the stick poking the navel, who can bear it?"
Li Dachun is so weird. I have never heard of introducing someone to someone who has to first check whether they match or not. What's wrong with this?
"Auntie, where do you think Lai Chunhua is bigger? How big is it? Like a bamboo tube? That's even worse. I'm just inserting chopsticks into a bamboo tube with her. I can't stand it..." Li Dachun
said.
After hearing this, Gu Meiyu giggled even more. While laughing, she stretched out her hand and pinched Li Dachun. Li Dachun groaned in pain: "Why are you doing this?"
"Hey kid, why are you inserting your chopsticks into the bamboo tube? It can't be that big. Besides, your chopsticks aren't chopsticks, but sticks, such big sticks..." Gu Meiyu smiled this time.
She was so excited that even Wang Guihua couldn't stand it anymore and hurriedly pulled Gu Meiyu aside: "Her aunt, don't say it so explicit, the child is only seventeen years old..."
Li Dachun smacked his lips, what's going on with Matchmaker Gu? Didn't they say she was an old maid? In other words, Gu Meiyu was thirty-five or six years old and had never been married, had never been in love, and had never experienced anything between a man and a woman.
It's something, but why did she say it so openly? What kind of stick and bamboo tube? It's so damn coquettish and coquettish. Then Li Dachun shook his head again and muttered in his heart: "This Gu Meiyu must not be a virgin a long time ago. She must have been with her a long time ago."
The man has done that before, otherwise he wouldn't have been able to speak so openly."
"Giggle, giggle, giggle..." Gu Meiyu was still smiling, getting more and more wild. Li Dachun tilted his head and looked at her. He felt that Gu Meiyu's smile was similar to that of Wang Xiuzhi. They were both so wild, but there were some
One thing is that Gu Meiyu is not only flirtatious, but also a little charming, which is much better than Wang Xiuzhi. In addition, she is younger than Wang Xiuzhi and better looking than Wang Xiuzhi, so no matter how you look at it, she has more charm than Wang Xiuzhi.
Women are afraid of being charming, and when they are charming, they smell like a vixen, which makes Li Dachun a little bit unbearable. He secretly said in his heart: "Mother Gu, you are a charming fox. I know you are not sincere in telling me about your wife. Sooner or later, one day
I have to take off your pants to see if you are still an old maid? Huh..."
ps: I write something ambiguous with a blushing face. This is all to cater to everyone's taste. What are you waiting for? Hurry up and collect it. Embarrassing...