"Holy shit, no way? Are you really fucking crazy?" Zhao Dashan stared at the fast-growing watermelon in the crop field with his eyes wide open. His eyes were about to pop out. Not only him, but also several others.
The same was true for the villagers. They opened their mouths wide and blinked hard, unable to believe what they saw in front of them.
"It's so evil, it's so evil...Uncle, you, pinch me, am I dreaming?" Zhao Dashan said to him while staring at the fast-growing big watermelon.
Zhao Laowei'er said.
But Zhao Laowei'er burst out laughing: "You are right, what you saw is true."
Because this is the second time Zhao Laowei'er has seen such a scene. The last time was at the village headquarters. He also saw a similar scene. Li Dachun turned a watermelon seed into a big watermelon like a magic trick.
But that was a watermelon, and now there were big watermelons all over the ground. Zhao Laowei was still a little surprised, but compared to Zhao Dashan and others, he was already calm.
"Oh my God... what a ghost..." A villager looked at the large watermelons growing rapidly all over the ground and took a few steps back in fright. He swore that this was the weirdest thing he had ever seen in his life.
What's going on is really weird. The watermelon seeds were just sown, and as soon as they were watered, a big fucking watermelon grew. If he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, he wouldn't have believed it.
Several other villagers were also a little scared, it was really weird.
At this time, Li Dachun shouted over there: "Dashan, please stop the water, there is no need to water it."
As he spoke, Li Dachun walked over there leisurely. The purpose of watering was to mix the nectar in the jade bottle into the water to grow watermelons. Since the watermelons have grown now, there is no need to water them.
Seeing Li Dachun approaching, everyone's eyes turned to him, and everyone showed expressions of disbelief and surprise.
Li Dachun? Is Li Dachun still a human? He actually... actually did such a weird thing? No wonder he has always been confident and clamored to plant watermelons. Others thought he was talking nonsense, but he actually grew them.
A big watermelon.
"What's wrong? Are you all stupid?" Seeing everyone standing there motionless, Li Dachun chuckled and stepped forward to pat Zhao Dashan on the shoulder. Zhao Dashan unexpectedly screamed: "Li Dachun, you...you
,you...."
"How did I grow a big watermelon?" Li Dachun asked before Zhao Dashan could finish.
Only then did several villagers react. They looked at each other and looked at Li Dachun with surprise. Obviously they also wanted to know what was going on?
Only Zhao Laowei'er's expression was slightly normal. But the look he looked at Li Dachun was even more filled with admiration. What a great immortal.
Li Dachun chuckled and said casually: "Haha, this is actually very simple."
Everyone was dumbfounded. Damn, it’s very simple. Did you get it wrong? It’s so easy to grow big watermelons in such a short period of time.
Li Dachun turned his gaze to Zhao Laoer and said, "Uncle, you should explain it to them."
Zhao Laowei'er also came back to his senses and said: "Well, you don't have to be too surprised. Dachun, he can control the melon spell, and he can make the sown watermelon seeds grow and bear fruit in one minute.
Big watermelons, just like what you saw just now." As he said this, Zhao Laoer raised his finger and pointed to the crop field at his feet. The watermelons had stopped growing after they came out. Now the crop fields are full of big watermelons, a lush green patch.
Amazing.
"What is it? A curse to control... melons?" Several villagers looked like monks who were about two feet tall and were confused.
The same is true for Zhao Dashan: "What is the melon-controlling curse? What is that?"
"The melon-controlling curse is..." Zhao Laowei'er wanted to continue, but suddenly realized that he didn't know what the melon-controlling curse was, so he turned his attention to Li Dachun.
Li Dachun smiled and said in a very relaxed tone: "The Melon Control Curse is a kind of spell, an ancient spell."
Everyone stared at each other: "A spell? Or an ancient spell?"
Li Dachun nodded: "Don't believe it. I'm not fooling you. Spells really exist in this world. For example, witches in ancient times were specialized in casting spells on people. Have you ever heard of ancient Egypt?"
A villager blinked: "What kind of chicken is it?"
Li Dachun was speechless: "Ancient Egypt was a country where spells were very popular and famous. The Melon Control Curse comes from there. It is a very ancient spell. As long as I recite this spell, I can make watermelons grow faster."
It grows and produces big, fragrant and sweet watermelons.”
"So, your spell comes from that ancient chicken? But how did you learn it?" asked a villager.
Li Dachun pretended to be mysterious, squinted his eyes and shook his head solemnly: "The secret must not be leaked. People who can learn this kind of spell are not ordinary people. You must keep this matter secret and do not leak it. Otherwise, you will be punished. Remember?
?Also, from now on you must follow me Li Dachun wholeheartedly, I, Li Dachun, am not an ordinary person."
Li Dachun spoke very seriously, not at all like he was joking or deceiving people. I have to say that this guy's acting skills are really good. He is obviously deceiving people, but people can't feel that he is deceiving them.
Make it look like the real thing.
Zhao Laowei'er echoed from the side: "Now you know, this kid Dachun is not an ordinary person."
A villager scratched his head, but his face was still full of confusion and surprise: "Dachun is not an ordinary person? Why is he different? Is it because he knows this kind of control, the melon-control curse?"
Zhao Laowei'er said in a very serious tone: "It's not just because of this spell. Do you still remember that on the day Dachun was born, it rained heavily for several days and thundered for several days?
, you know why not? The appearance of the Great Immortal is earth-shattering."
Emma, when Zhao Laoer said this, several villagers were even more surprised. Suddenly Zhao Dashan said: "Uncle, I remembered, isn't the river outside our village very evil? Anyone who goes in will get sick.
, or simply drowned, with the exception of Li Dachun. He goes to the river to bathe every summer, but nothing happens..."
Zhao Laowei'er clapped his hands: "By the way, do you know why? Because Dachun is not an ordinary person."
Emma, everyone almost broke out in a cold sweat. They all turned their attention to Li Dachun again. Li Dachun stood there, deliberately squinting his eyes, looking like a fairy. The more everyone looked at it, the more frightened they became. He was really not an ordinary person.
, I really didn’t expect that a divine man would appear in my village.
Li Dachun was calm on the surface, but he was laughing secretly in his heart. Damn, these people are so easy to fool, but having said that, rural people are more superstitious, and growing watermelons is really weird, so these villagers were chosen.
He fell into Li Dachun's trap and was fooled for a moment.
"Let me say it again, the secret must not be leaked. This matter must be kept secret. You just need to know in your heart that I, Li Dachun, am not an ordinary person." Li Dachun said.
Zhao Laowei'er took the lead and nodded: "Yes, yes, we will definitely not reveal the secret."
Zhao Dashan let out a long breath, wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and said to himself: "Emma, I finally know why I couldn't beat Li Dachun that time? It turns out that he is not an ordinary person."
Zhao Dashan looked at Li Dachun again. Under the white moonlight, Li Dachun stood proudly like an iron tower. His face was calm and his momentum was awe-inspiring. He really had the demeanor of a great immortal. Damn.
Zhao Laowei'er looked at the big watermelons all over the ground and said, "It's spring, these watermelons have grown. What should we do next?"
Li Dachun said: "Did you pick the watermelon at Bandit Pan's house?"
Zhao Laowei'er said: "It's time to pick them in the next two days. The watermelons are all ripe. They should be sold after picking."
Li Dachun nodded: "Okay, village chief, you will gather people to start picking watermelons tomorrow and gather all these watermelons." After saying that, Li Dachun turned his attention to Zhao Dashan: "Da Shan, you will be responsible for contacting the sales channels of watermelons.
, we must rush ahead of Bandit Pan to occupy all the sales channels, so that Bandit Pan’s watermelons cannot be sold, look at how arrogant he is."
Zhao Dashan nodded repeatedly, and now he almost obeyed Li Dachun's words.
"Okay, leave the sales channels to me. Our family used to grow apples and sell them to cities and counties. I'm familiar with the sales channels."
Li Dachun nodded, looked up at the moonlight in the sky and said, "The moonlight tonight is pretty good, suitable for...eating watermelon."
As he spoke, Li Dachun chuckled, bent down and picked off a big watermelon and said, "Let me tell you, this watermelon was grown using a melon control spell. It is different from ordinary watermelons. Do you want to try it?"
"It's different from ordinary watermelon? How is it different?" asked a villager. He still stuttered a bit because he still couldn't get over what happened tonight. It was too weird.
It was cloudy and foggy, like a dream.
"What's the difference? You'll know after you taste it." Li Dachun said, clenching his fist and hitting the watermelon in his hand. The watermelon opened in response, revealing its bright red flesh.
Zhao Laowei'er and Zhao Dashan also bent down and picked a big watermelon, smashed it open, bit it in their mouths, and immediately showed surprise: "Nima, it's so delicious, this watermelon... This watermelon tastes very good.
It’s special, much more delicious than ordinary watermelon…”
Several other villagers also subconsciously exclaimed after tasting it: "It's so damn weird. The taste of this watermelon is different from ordinary watermelons. It's so damn delicious..."
"Eat more if it tastes good. When the watermelon enters the sales channels tomorrow, it will definitely be sold out. You won't be able to eat it if you want to." Li Dachun laughed, lowered his head and took a bite of the bright red pulp...