Seeing the way Li Lao Guangzi was running away with his head in his arms, Li Dachun couldn't help laughing: "Hahaha, Li Lao Guangzi, today you didn't fall into my hands, Li Dachun's, but into Huzi's hands, hahahaha...
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Li Laogangzi no longer thought about replying, and ran out of Chunrong's house in embarrassment like a beaten dog in water.
"Hahahaha... Hu Zi is doing well..."
"Don't laugh..." Li Dachun was laughing happily when he suddenly heard a loud shout. When he looked again, he found that Huzi's slingshot had been pointed at him. Li Dachun was shocked: "Huzi, what are you...
..."
"You also want to sleep with my mother, don't think I don't know." Huzi pointed the slingshot at Li Dachun and said.
"What, misunderstanding, misunderstanding, I never thought about sleeping with your mother..." Li Dachun said.
"Fart..." Huzi interrupted Li Dachun unceremoniously: "I heard it just now. If you don't let Mr. Li sleep with my mother, do you want to sleep with my mother yourself?"
Huzi snorted and pulled the slingshot: "You are as bad as Mr. Li's stick, I will also blow your balls..."
Li Dachun panicked: "What, Huzi, listen to me, I really didn't sleep with your mother, I haven't had time to sleep yet, isn't this..."
"If I don't blow your balls today, you will still sleep with my mother in the future..." Huzi shouted.
"Don't sleep, don't sleep, I promise not to sleep..." Li Dachun chuckled. Although Huzi pointed the slingshot at him, he was not angry at all. Instead, he thought Huzi was cute and would have him in the future.
Li Dachun can rest assured in protecting Chunrong's sister-in-law, but to be honest, he is a little scared. The power of this slingshot is not ordinary. What if this tiger really hits him with the slingshot? He doesn't want to be like Old Stick Li.
So embarrassing.
"Huzi, put down the slingshot quickly. Your uncle Dachun is a good man. You can't hit him." Chunrong said.
"Hmph, don't lie to me. I know he wants to sleep with you, and he's not a good person. Once I blow his balls, he won't be able to sleep with you anymore." Huzi said, loading his slingshot and speaking unceremoniously.
That’s right, Li Dachun.
"Pfft..." The pebble shot towards him with a swish. Li Dachun hurriedly turned away and dodged narrowly. But immediately, before he could recover, the pebble pulled away again.
He fired the slingshot, and the second stone flew over again.
"Oh my God, are you serious...this little brat..." Li Dachun dodged left and right, Hu Zi kept pulling the slingshot, and small pebbles flew towards him one by one, but
He was lucky enough to avoid him every time, but Li Dachun was already breaking out in a cold sweat. Huzi was the best at playing with a slingshot among the children in the village. I heard that he used the slingshot to shoot birds, and he could hit them accurately.
If it falls on one's own eggs, then one is doomed.
"I'm going to hit you in the balls, don't hide..." Huzi shouted while hitting Li Dachun's lower body non-stop.
"puff.....
"puff....."
The pebbles whizzed and shot at his lower body, really hitting his balls. Li Dachun had no choice but to quickly reach out a hand to cover his lower body.
"Pfft..." A pebble hit his hand. Li Dachun grinned in pain, but when he raised his hand, another pebble hit his hand.
.
But this time he didn't feel any pain. The pebble bounced back after hitting the palm of his hand. The pebble bounced back with a pop and hit the wall, and finally fell to the ground.
"Jade purification bottle?" Li Dachun was suddenly startled. The jade purification bottle was in the palm of his hand. Did the pebble just hit the jade purification bottle in his hand?
Li Dachun muttered silently: "The Jade Pure Bottle, it really is the Jade Pure Bottle, where is it?"
As soon as Li Dachun finished reciting silently, the jade purification bottle appeared in his palm. It was still as big as a peanut, white, narrow at the top and wide at the bottom.
The jade purification bottle really came out, but at this moment, Huzi's pebbles came over again, and hit the jade purification bottle in Li Dachun's hand with a pop. The jade purification bottle the size of a peanut happened to be
The pebbles were hit and shattered into pieces.
"Oh my god, my jade purification bottle... is broken... is it broken? Oh my god..." Li Dachun screamed, watching the jade purification bottle shatter,
It turned into a few pieces and fell to the ground.
"Dachun, go quickly, go quickly..." Chunrong was anxious, stepped forward, hugged Huzi and shouted to Li Dachun eagerly.
"Quick, I'll hug him, you go away..."
"Don't leave, I'm going to blow your balls, and you won't be allowed to sleep with my mother again..." Huzi struggled.
"Huzi, don't hit your uncle Dachun, what about that, Dachun, go quickly, go quickly..."
Li Dachun jumped a few times anxiously: "Oh my God, my jade purification bottle is broken, grandma's legs..."
But immediately, he turned around and ran towards the door quickly. This tiger was now determined to break his balls. He didn't want to be as knowledgeable as this little brat, so he took the best option, but the jade purification bottle broke, which made him extremely upset.