"What are you talking about?" The fat man put his arm around Uncle Chao's shoulders, like a brother he hadn't seen for a long time. When he turned around, he saw me again, with a smile like that of Maitreya Buddha: "Oh, it's you..."
Only then did I recognize that this was the butcher who appeared with Uncle Chao at the tennis court last time! "Hello, uncle." I was extremely impressed by him, because it seemed that even Xiao Hai was quite afraid of him.
"Okay, okay." The fat uncle put his big hand on my shoulder, as if I was his little brother, which made me feel very warm.
"You guys sit down first, I'm going to cook some food." The fat uncle entered the kitchen.
Uncle Chao and I were sitting on the stools, our eyes wide open and our stomachs growling. After a while, several home-cooked dishes were served. Uncle Chao almost salivated, so he picked up a piece of tofu first.
I couldn't wait to stuff it into my mouth. "It's hot! It's hot!" Uncle Chao opened his mouth wide and tried his best to fan the air inside, but he couldn't bear to spit it out. He looked very funny.[
"I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry! Brother Chao!" The fat uncle laughed and handed me another pair of chopsticks: "Child, try your uncle's cooking!"
I nodded, took the chopsticks, picked up a piece of tofu, blew on it, and put it in my mouth. "It's delicious!" It was really delicious. Although I can't describe it in words, it was indeed the most delicious thing I have ever eaten.
of tofu!
"Of course, because of your Uncle Kui's skills, think about how many beauties in X County wanted to marry him back then!" Uncle Chao finally ate the piece of tofu.
I also changed my name to Uncle Kui. After tasting all the kidney beans, I raised my thumbs up and said, "Uncle Kui, your craftsmanship is really good!"
"Hahaha..." Uncle Kui's body also trembled, and the table shifted several points. Uncle Chao quickly held the table with his hands, "Old Kui, you bitch, slow down!"
Uncle Kui moved the stool back to ensure that his body would no longer touch the table. "What are you afraid of? If it knocks over, I'll go fry a few more dishes!"
Uncle Chao and Uncle Kui seemed very happy. After a few glasses of wine, Uncle Chao started to brag again.
"The President of the United States is a fucking idiot! One day I will go over and suffocate him with a brick."
"Yes, yes."
"The national football team is too fragile. It doesn't matter if they don't kick the ball well, nor can they fight!"
"Yes, yes."
"If I were the Secretary-General of the United Nations..."
"Yes, yes."
No matter what Uncle Chao said, Uncle Kui would always respond with "yes, yes", which proved that he had long been accustomed to it. But I burst into laughter and kept giggling. Uncle Chao said with a straight face: "Don't laugh, I said it."
It’s true!”
I imitated Uncle Kui's tone: "Yes, yes..."
Uncle Kui looked at me in surprise, as if he couldn't believe that I learned so quickly. I made a "V" gesture to Uncle Chao while he was drinking. It's a joke! Uncle Kui and I understood each other and smiled at each other.
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Uncle Kui's restaurant is indeed not doing well. We listened to Uncle Chao's boast for more than an hour, and not a single person came to eat. It's a pity that Uncle Kui is so good at his craftsmanship. However, if it were me, I wouldn't pass by here.
You will want to come in...
Uncle Chao picked up a piece of tofu and said: "This thing can only be found in heaven, how many times can you smell it in the world!"
"Such a delicious tofu, can I try it?" A cold voice came from outside the door, and the expressions of Uncle Chao and Uncle Kui changed instantly! [