The farmer hesitated for a moment, put down the hoe, and said, "Brother, what's going on in the nearby village?"
Uncle Chao walked over and slapped his face with the blade: "What's your name, brother? Do I know you?"
The farmer was obviously frightened. He probably had never seen Uncle Chao looking for trouble so easily. His face was ashen and he stopped talking. He held his hoe aside and did not dare to pick it up to resist.
I could vaguely feel the aura emanating from Uncle Chao. He was the king of beasts, so he was nothing more than that! The admiration in my heart deepened even more!
Uncle Chao asked again: "You are from the nearby village of Murakami, do you know me?" [
The farmer shook his head.
Uncle Chao put down the machete and patted his face with his palm: "I pay for travel here every day, don't you know?"
The farmer was probably completely confused. Uncle Chao was not very tall, so he only reached the farmer's nose and had to hold his head high when he slapped his face. But despite this, the farmer had no intention of resisting at all!
Uncle Chao turned around and called me: "Obviously, search him to see if he has money!"
I responded, thinking that it wasn't really a robbery, so I could just return it to him later. I went up to search, and the farmer was very cooperative and didn't move. Finally, I took out a bag from his pants pocket.
A crumpled five dollar bill.
Uncle Chao snatched it from my hand and put it in his pocket. He glared at the farmer and said, "You just go out with this little money? Are you embarrassed?"
The farmer broke into a cold sweat and said, "I'll just come out and look at the land..."
Stop talking nonsense! Uncle Chao said, suddenly slapped him in the face with his backhand, and said, go home and get the money, I'll be waiting for you here!
The farmer was slapped by Uncle Chao, took two steps back, and looked at Uncle Chao timidly.
Uncle Chao was angry again: "You didn't hear me, did you?"
As I said that, I was about to put my feet up again. I suddenly felt that it was a bit too much, so I quickly went up and hugged Uncle Chao: "Uncle, don't do this." Then I raised my head and said to the farmer: "You go away quickly, there is no need to bring any more money.
Got it!"
The farmer turned around and ran away, throwing the hoe on the ground. Uncle Chao looked at his back, took out the five yuan from his pocket, and smiled: "Okay, I can buy a small bottle of wine."
I grabbed it and chased after the farmer, shouting: "Wait a minute!"
As a result, the farmer ran faster, which made me very depressed.
After chasing for a long time, I still couldn't catch up. I came back dejectedly. The five-dollar note in my hand felt like a fire, very hot to the touch.
I used to hate those money-grabbing gangsters, so why did I do it accidentally?
I walked back and found Uncle Chao squatting on the ground looking at something. I squatted down too, only to find that he was facing an ant nest, with dozens of ants going in and out, very busy.
I chuckled: "Uncle Chao, you are such a senior, are you still interested in this?"
Uncle Chao stood up and said: "Obviously, peeing has ruined this nest." [