I thought to myself at that time, this bunch of people are really scared. If they knew that the person next to me was the one-on-one king from thirty years ago, how could they scare the shit out of them!
I feel happy just looking at those farmers. Uncle Chao must regard them all as ants and crush them all to death!
Yes, Uncle Chao. I spoke to the air next to me.
etc……
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I turned around and cursed: "You old gangster, you ran away without even calling me!"
I hurriedly chased after him. He was a fast runner even though he was young. Within a short time, he was on par with Uncle Chao. He was obviously weak and his face was red from holding back. As he ran, he said with difficulty: "I don't need to call you, I don't have any instinctive reaction."
is that so?"
I said: "Where is your aloof aura of calmness and calmness in the face of thousands of troops, you old bastard!"
Neither of us stopped, but a group of farmers behind us, probably all who had just been pulled up from the kang, were all wearing slippers and couldn't run fast, so we were lagging behind a lot.
Uncle Chao said: "I can't hit them. They have families, they have feelings, and they have dignity."
Uncle Chao paused and added: "They also have people they want to protect!"
I couldn't hold it in and burst out laughing.
Looking back on the situation at that time, it was a miracle that I could still laugh. Normally, I would have burst into tears.
Later, when I thought about it, I was not afraid after all.
Because next to me is the one-on-one king of X County thirty years ago!
The shouts of death behind us gradually faded away. Uncle Chao and I ran into a small alley, turned left and right, and finally got rid of the group of people.
Uncle Chao took out the Erguotou, took a sip, and said, "Fortunately, they ran slowly, otherwise if we caught up, every one of them would have lost their arms and legs."
I looked at Uncle Chao with disdain. My mother always annoyed him when he was drunk and bragging. It was not without reason.
I looked at Uncle Chao panting, and I felt like a hero in his twilight years. No matter how good he was in fighting when he was young, no matter how famous he was in the sky, he is still an old man on the verge of death now...
Now that he is like this, no one can beat him. He can only rely on his self-righteous momentum to scare some ants. If Big Head challenges him in a one-on-one fight, what are his chances of winning?
With this in mind, we returned to Uncle Chao's house. The security door of Uncle Chao's house was actually wide open.
I asked Uncle Chao: "Didn't we lock the door when we went out?"
Uncle Chao also looked puzzled and said, "It's locked."
I said: "Does that mean my aunt is back?" [
Uncle Chao said: "It's impossible. She just returned to her parents' home because I was angry with her. With her temper, she won't come back so easily."
I:……
I followed Uncle Chao into the door and found someone lying on the sofa watching TV.