"Oh my, I'm so lucky to be peeing in the same pool as the gangster boss. I'm so excited that my whole body is shaking." The old guy twisted his waist and sprayed the thing everywhere.
Naturally, my shoes were splashed with a few drops of corny urine.
In fact, according to my opinion, I would rather give me a good beating, and then just be a passerby from now on, and I don't know each other, so it's fine. But he chose to use this insulting method, which is actually more effective than a few slaps and kicks.
Much more lethal.
I found that in No. 1 Middle School, old-fashioned people are really one of the people who should not be messed with.
When he was his brother, I didn't feel anything, I just felt that this man was generous and generous; when he stood on the opposite side, this feeling of "should not be messed with" became more vivid.[
I was afraid that the old man would come over and pee on my shoes. If he really did that, I would kick his penis without hesitation!
I seem to understand a little bit how Ah Zheng felt when he was buried in the snow by a few bad boys and peed on his face. That feeling was probably ten thousand times worse than my current situation.
Ah Zheng is indeed a poor child, and those delinquents who enjoy playing tricks on others are even more hateful!
But it's pathetic for me. In the cafeteria, my food was mixed with old-fashioned snot, and now in the toilet, my shoes were splashed with old-fashioned urine. I still had time to think about Azheng.
But this old-timer is far from the Qiao Feng in Tian Long Ba Bu. Although the old-timer's attitude toward his brothers is the same as Qiao Feng's, Qiao Feng didn't insult his enemies like this. He made a judgment from above.
It's a judgment call.
Fortunately, the old man didn't come over and pee on my shoes, otherwise I would have completely fallen out with him.
As soon as I finished peeing, I was still leaking. My bladder was too big, and I was still humming and rocking.
I put on my pants, bowed my head and walked out of the toilet. As expected, I said sarcastically: "Boss, when you pee in the future, don't come to the human toilet, just find a telephone pole and the problem will be solved!"
The boys around him burst into laughter at the right time, just like the canned laughter in a sitcom.