Chapter 166: A Wretched Guy: 'Chrysanthemum Treasure'
Recommend a new book by a wretched guy: Wen Xuanyu, author of "The Chrysanthemum Book". Quotations from the gangster in this book: 1: What does it mean to be undefeated in the East? I am undefeated in the bridal chamber.
2: You haven't even written the word "cow" yet, what are you pretending to be?
3: Don’t be afraid, beauty, I only rob you of sex, not wealth.
4: A scoundrel who doesn't act like a gangster is not a good thief.
5: Hey, what brand is your lighter? Is it fireproof? [
6: You can question that I am not a professional gangster, but you cannot deny that I am a dedicated thief.
7: Don’t be obsessed with your length, it will only show that you have no depth.
8: Either evil people will be evil to the end, or they will send Buddha to the West, or they will be a gangster.
9: I’m your sister! Fatty, be careful not to mosaic the next time I blow your ass.
10: Women’s Day on March 8th, Gay Day on June 1st, Mistress’ Day on July 7th, tell me, which one do you usually celebrate?
11: Go to hell today, go to hell tomorrow, which one is your mother?
12: This is my first time playing a gangster. Don’t you know how to cherish it?
13: It means God has harmonized you.
14: Justice is not used to punish sin, but to redeem sin.
15: Brother, I look harmonious and unhealthy, but I slept with a lolita. Brother, I am handsome and low-key, but I slept with Sister Yu...
16: Looking like a bad person doesn’t necessarily mean you are a bad person, and looking like a gangster doesn’t necessarily mean you are a gangster. So I am neither a bad person nor a gangster.
17: I know your name is not Cat or Dog, but Aniu, right?
18: Damn! Do you need a license to be a gangster these days? Is there any royal law?
19: Don’t be immoral, or you will be punished by God.
20: Everything has two sides, either harmony or being harmonized.