"I think someone is talking about me." Old Tang said nonchalantly, dragging his chin.
It was probably Lu Mingfei who was cursing on the roof of the car.
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"So you bastards just tied me to the roof of the car in the middle of the night to blow off the wind, and then you went to have fun?!"
Lu Mingfei yelled at Chu Zihang, Old Tang and the others in the hotel.
"Do you know how desperate I was lying on the roof of the car?"
"Harm, what a big deal." Old Tang spread his hands indifferently, without any guilt at all, and said confidently: "You also know that you had fainted at that time, how much trouble you caused us. And inside the car
There’s no room for you anymore, so why don’t I just treat you wrong and tie you to the roof of the car?”
"You know, I was kind enough to cover you with a quilt."
"It's a quilt stuffed in a straw mat, right?" Lu Mingfei sneered, "It seems you really want me to hang up? Wrapped in a straw mat?"
"No." Old Tang looked innocent.
Lu Mingfei rubbed his temples with a headache.
As expected, having this group of bad friends is really stressful.
"Speaking of which, what on earth were you doing last night? You weren't really going to fight with gangs, were you?" Lu Mingfei stared at them suspiciously.
There was a look of envy in his eyes. These guys could go to the underworld in the middle of the night, but he could only miserably be dragged to discuss life by the terrible evil god, and finally kicked out, and then found that he was pitiful
He was lying on the roof of the car basking in the moon.
The cold wind blew... and it made his heart feel very cold.
"Of course not." Old Tang looked a little regretful, "I originally wanted to see what a real gang fight is like, but in the end I just dealt with a toy store being blackmailed. This kind of thing is worthy of the gang.
The boss takes action."
Old Tang's words were full of dissatisfaction and complaints.
"However, Xianggui is indeed a very interesting person." Chu Zihang said calmly.
"If I don't talk about this anymore, I will make you mad to death. Do you know where Miss Justice and the others have gone? And where is Caesar? I haven't seen him for a long time." Lu Mingfei asked with some confusion.
"It's fine that Fingel is nowhere to be seen. Why can't Miss Justice and the others be seen at all now? It feels like we have been abandoned."
"I don't know, maybe Miss Justice really has some important mission." Chu Zihang said.
"Hey, Miss Zhengyi just kidnapped your girlfriend, are you not worried at all?"
Lu Mingfei complained: "He didn't imitate Caesar and shamelessly blended into their girls' group. We have all forgotten about him for a long time."
"That's true."
Old Tang echoed.
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"Hey, are we really going to that Cowherd's shop?" Caesar surrounded Nono with tears in his eyes, scratching his head and ears in a broken state.
With such an outstanding man like him here, these girls still wanted to see what the legendary Cowherd's shop was like.
This made him feel very frustrated.
It was obvious that Nono had agreed to his proposal before...
Now she was actually discussing in front of him about going to Cowherd's shop to have sex with women...
Caesar felt like a young daughter-in-law who had been betrayed by her husband.
It was as if an ice-cold basin of water had cooled him down from beginning to end.
Speaking of which, it was a rainy day when he first fell in love with Nono.
She drove a convertible around the dormitory building like a little lunatic, shouting, "I'm going to Chicago, I'm going to Chicago, does anyone want to go to Chicago with me?" She was still a freshman at that time. Every window in the dormitory building was opened, and all the senior boys looked down at her. He bet that everyone had loved her at that moment. She opened the hood, and her hair was soaked by the rain, and her skirt The lines on the body are so beautiful and the eyes are so bright.
Then Caesar felt that Cupid had suddenly shot an arrow in his heart. The first thing he did was to draw out the Desert Eagle, fire a gun in the air and jump from the three-story building in response to the arrow of love. .
In addition, it is also very good to scare other psychopaths so that the girl he likes will not be snatched away.
But as soon as he jumped into Nuonuo's car, he was pointed at dozens of guns by the guys from the school administration department. They said that guns could not be used on campus except for a free day. Then the two of them were wetly taken to the discipline department. The committee went to be lectured by Professor Manstein...
But since that day, all the places in his heart have been occupied by this crazy girl, and there is no room for anyone else.
From that day on, he launched a crazy pursuit of Nono.
He was even like a girl in love, studying what the other person likes. He also secretly found someone to do love divination, studied tarot cards and the like, and wondered whether his own zodiac sign matched the other person's zodiac sign.
Not long ago, after Nono agreed to his proposal.
He was so happy that he even wanted to buy two tanks as salutes.
After receiving the travel invitation from Miss Justice and hearing that Nono was there, he agreed without hesitation and treated this trip as a honeymoon.
Therefore, all those messy things, especially those involving the Sheqi Eighth Family, were all on the sidelines for him.
He just needs to follow Nuonuo carefully.
"How about you apply to be a cowherd?" Xia Mi, who was standing next to Nono, suggested with a smile, "With your conditions, you will definitely attract a large number of little girls, and maybe you can become a top star. Then Nono can take a bunch of banknotes, slap it on your face, and ask you to serve her properly."
That image automatically appeared in Caesar's mind.
The lights were dim, the stage was noisy, and the red-haired woman in front of him was so arrogant and seductive. Then she walked up to him indifferently, holding a dozen bills in her hand and a wine glass in her hand.
Gently lift his chin.
Her red lips raised slightly: "How about one million for a glass of wine?"
Caesar's eyes lit up instantly: "I can!"
The plot of the rich woman and her little cowherd is not impossible.
And inexplicably, there was a very exciting feeling, just imagining it made his blood boil.
"..."
Nono showed a look of disgust.
Don't think that she doesn't know what this man is thinking in his heart.
"We just want to visit the Cowherd's shop with Japanese characteristics. We have no other ideas. Mr. Gattuso can rest assured." Audrey said with a smile.
"And we go to regular Cowherd shops, so there won't be that kind of messy service. We just go to see the handsome men." Nono straightened his chest and said confidently.
"It wouldn't be possible even without that service!" Caesar was on the verge of tears.
"You are a grown man, just leave it here, let's go to our own deaths." Xia Mi took Nuonuo's arm and raised his chin towards Caesar.
Caesar gritted his teeth.
Nuonuo looked at Caesar's sad and angry expression, suddenly covered his mouth and smiled, and said with a bit of evil: "If you really want to follow us, it's not impossible. In addition to being a cowherd, there is another good thing."
method."
"Oh, what is that?" Caesar asked impatiently.
Nono said matter-of-factly: "Women's clothing!"
Caesar's entire expression changed.
The two people standing nearby watching the excitement did not think it was a big deal. Xia Mi even took out an extra-large skirt: "I accidentally bought a large one in the store before. How about you come and try it on?"
The word "well" suddenly appeared on Caesar's forehead, and he gritted his teeth and asked: "...Have you guys discussed this in advance?"
"Absolutely not!"
Xia Mi and Nuonuo answered in unison, speaking righteously.
"We didn't know you would choose to be with us."
Caesar's eyes widened, and he looked like a furious dragon, as if he was about to spit out fire in the next second.
But looking at Nono's cunning expression, the fire in my heart suddenly went out for some reason.
Caesar was born a child with poor obedience. Basically, he came to the Gattuso family as a magic star. Although he was established as the heir of the family at a very young age, even the elders who regarded him as a treasure had a headache.
This child is really naughty and arrogant.
The Italian ambassador to the United States came to his home for dinner. Caesar sneaked into the kitchen and put a piece of fresh fish gall in the ambassador's salad. When the ambassador bit into pieces of the fish gall, his face turned green like bile. This was Caesar's revenge on the ambassador.
He was only seven years old when he named his favorite lamb in the sheepfold.
The family's leading figure held a luxurious masquerade ball in the country villa. When the men and women hugged each other and rocked slowly, the music suddenly turned into a shrill ghost scream. The ladies in high heels were so frightened that they fell down one after another, and their clothes were scattered all over the floor.
The reason was that Caesar didn't like the noise from these people keeping him awake.
Of course, the most cruel thing was his revenge on his father. One day, his father fished back a glamorous female star from outside. The two hugged each other and ran into the bedroom, darkened the lights, and took off their clothes. Suddenly, they saw bright green handwriting on the wall.
, "There are women who have slept in this room", followed by a string of names of courtesans, and finally, "Caesar Gattuso (yes, I am this guy's son) invites you to appear in this painting
Leave a name on it as a souvenir, and the highlighter is on the bedside table." The voluptuous female star who was still sworn to his father a moment ago angrily threw her underwear on his father's face and said, how can you be with that dirty bitch so-and-so?
Together? The female star stormed out of the door angrily, and his Pompeii searched everywhere for this little bastard who framed him... When he found Caesar in the storage room, Caesar looked at him coldly, his little face
A stubborn expression.
Caesar was born with such a personality that he did not obey anyone. In addition, he was regarded as a treasure by his family since he was a child and was pampered to the point of being lawless. Almost no one could punish him.
The only person who can punish him is his mother.
The elders in Gattuso's family are very worried about this reckless heir. He was such a troublesome devil when he was a child, so why can't he become a devil when he grows up?
Only his mother didn't see it that way. In the dead of night, she sat by Caesar's bed, kissed her son's forehead, and said softly: "The world is very cruel. It's useless for you to resist him like this. But my mother is very happy...
…My Caesar is a kind man.”
Is he really that kind? Caesar himself can't explain clearly. He just wants to mess up everything for adults. The more he messes up, the better... You said that the female star is also true. If you want to throw it away, Dad, what kind of underwear are you using?
, don’t you have high heels on your feet? Just shine it on his forehead and it’ll be fine!
He has had this kind of personality since he was a child.
If he has his sights set on a direction and a goal, no one can be stubborn against him.
In the past, if anyone dared to plot against him and try to dress him in women's clothing, it would be almost impossible to even think about it.
He would even pick up his own guns and point them at the opponent's head.
However, after meeting a crazy red-haired girl, he fell uncontrollably. That girl seemed to be born to defeat him, and he could not refuse her no matter what.
"……Let me try."
Finally, he squeezed out three words from between his teeth.
After saying these three words, the two girls looked at each other, as if they heard some kind of starting gun. In a very tacit understanding, one of them pressed Caesar's shoulder, and the other held up a white skirt and headed towards him.
Put on the suit.
I was complaining while wearing it.
"Your figure is so different from that of ordinary girls. Even the largest size may not fit you. I specifically asked the store for the extra size."
"Yes, that's right, and your shoulders are too broad. It really looks nondescript when you put them on. The same goes for your height, which looks particularly exaggerated."
"Then don't let me dress up as a woman!" Caesar yelled.
"Don't worry, these are not problems!" Nono gestured a thumbs up in front of him, "Believe in our skills! Even if you are a rough guy like Fingel, we can definitely dress you up beautifully.
Heavenly Immortal."
After saying that, he grabbed Caesar's blond hair and said with a little envy: "This hair is pretty good. Is there any good way to take care of it? As good sisters, of course we have to share good things together!"
"..."
Caesar.
Is there a possibility? He doesn’t want to dress as a woman at all?
And he didn't want to get involved with Fingel.
He also doesn’t want to become sisters with his fiancée…
Help!
Caesar wanted to cry but had no tears.
If I had known earlier, he would have been with Lu Mingfei and the others...
Audrey looked at the active appearance of these people, and a smile unconsciously appeared on her lips.
There was a faint light shining in his eyes.
Although it is small, it is like a bright star, lighting up the darkness of the night.