Upon hearing this, Cao Donglin, who is also a smoker, came over and said, "Boss, let me take a look."
"No!" Zhang Yi casually stuffed the special gift under his pillow, "I'll go find my third brother myself."[]
Yu Xing hurriedly threw a pack to Xiao Nie and Cao Donglin, saying: "Take it and smoke it!"
Cao Donglin only took one look, and his expression changed.
"Lao San, is this a special offer for you?"
"Probably...right!" Yuxing hesitated for a moment, not daring to tell the truth, and said, "I got it from my dad's desk."
"What does your dad... do?"
"He works in the National Security Bureau, he's a director or something."
Cao Donglin sighed: "The official is big enough!"
Zhang Yi rolled his eyes after hearing this and said to Xiao Nie: "Young maknae, you don't smoke, so it's not enough to hold it as a special gift. Why don't you give me your bag?"
Xiao Nie hid the cigarette and said, "I won't send it home for my dad to smoke!"
Cao Donglin also said with disdain: "Boss, I don't know about you, but you just want to show off! When you finish smoking the pack, keep the cigarette box, and you can still show off with some other cigarettes!"
"Other cigarettes? Those with sharp eyes can see it!" Zhang Yi said.
Yu Xing said: "Yes, I have one pack left here, give it to the boss!"
Zhang Yi hurriedly declined and said: "No, no, no, third brother! You'd better keep it yourself!" He was embarrassed enough to accept one package, but he couldn't justify it if he accepted it again.
"Then let's talk about it quickly!" Yuxing urged.
Zhang Yi was stunned and asked, "What's going on?"
Yuxing pointed at Cao Donglin and said: "Second brother's matter!"
"Hey, I almost forgot about this!" Zhang Yi slapped himself, "Actually, it's not a big deal, it's just a bit invasive."
Cao Donglin, who had accepted Yuxing's special gift, did not stop Zhang Yi from continuing, but he could not help but add something. He exposed his family scandal, so he went back to bed, staring at his notebook, wondering what he was doing on the Internet.
Zhang Yi broke the news: "Yesterday, oh, it should be the day before yesterday, the second brother asked me and the youngest to go swimming at the Normal University..."
As soon as he heard the beginning, Yuxing was speechless: "It's only March. Is it okay to go swimming?"
"Yes, that's what I said at the time, but the second child didn't listen and went away! They said there was a beauty in Normal University." Zhang Yi said, "Who knew that something would happen if I left."
Yuxing blinked and said, "Could it be...that a beautiful woman fell in love with you?"
"That's fine." Zhang Yi said, "The three of us arrived at the National Normal University Swimming Pool. There were quite a few women inside, but we couldn't bear to take a closer look..."
Xiao Nie added on the side: "70% of it is pork chop!"
Yuxing said in astonishment: "Then what else can happen?"
"But I can't help but there are still so many beauties!" Zhang Yi said, "So as soon as the warm-up was over, the second one jumped into the pool and wanted to teach the beauties how to swim."
"The second brother first did breaststroke and then butterfly stroke. He did all the tricks, but he still didn't catch a beautiful woman." Xiao Nie continued, "In the end, he had to use his trump card, diving!"
Zhang Yi said: "As soon as the second son dived, he accidentally discovered that there was a woman under the water who was more powerful than him. When he came up, she hadn't gotten up yet!"
"So fierce?" Yuxing was shocked.
Although Cao Donglin is not a sports major, he has still seen Zheng Yuxing, a national third-level swimmer.
"Why is it so fierce? I took a breath and continued diving. I found that the beautiful woman was still there. I thought she might have had cramps in her legs and was drowning!" Zhang Yi said, "So I swam down and took a look. It doesn't matter if I take a look.
Before he even got close to the beautiful woman, she floated up. He immediately left to chase her, and they reached the water together. When he took a closer look, he realized that the beautiful woman had already drowned!"
"Uh...is this true?" Yuxing was speechless.
Xiao Nie said: "Why not, third brother, you didn't see that scene at that time. Second brother's face turned pale at that time, which scared him... Later, he was taken to the police station to question..."
"The next day... basically all the well-fed seniors in major universities knew about this!" Zhang Yi laughed when he said this, "
There was so much excitement on the s, some of them even came to Beijing University to pay their respects to the second son!"
Cao Donglin, who had been silent all this time, said dissatisfiedly: "What does it mean to pay homage? The word "pay homage" is used for the dead, okay?"
Zhang Yi smiled playfully and said: "Hey, it's just for the dead!"
Cao Donglin immediately wanted to hold the notebook towards Zhang Yi, but after thinking about it, he couldn't bear it.
Yu Xing pinched his chin and said, "The corpse has surfaced. It seems that the woman must have been dead for some time. How could she not be discovered?"
"Oh, God knows!" Cao Donglin sighed, "Anyway, I will stay away from the Capital City from now on!"
"Second brother, you don't have to be so afraid, isn't it just a dead person?" Yuxing comforted him, "It is exactly what the Buddha said, pink skull!"
Before Cao Donglin could answer, Zhang Yi muttered: "If you really want to be in such a state, you don't have to sit on the bed and float on the astronomy website!"
"I..." As the person involved, Cao Donglin felt a little sorry, but as soon as he closed his eyes, the pale face of the female corpse would appear in his mind, and he couldn't get rid of it, so how could he sleep?
Looking at Cao Donglin's troubled face, Yu Xing knew what he was thinking and shouted: "Second brother!"
Cao Donglin looked at Yuxing subconsciously. As soon as his eyes met his, he felt in a trance. He was hypnotized. He was hypnotized by Yuxing.
After the confusion passed, Cao Donglin subconsciously asked: "Lao San, what's the matter?"
Yuxing waved his hand and said, "It's okay! It's past three-thirty, go to sleep!" As he said that, he went to the bathroom to take a shower naked.
Cao Donglin felt a wave of fatigue coming over him, then he closed his notebook and fell asleep.
In the darkness, Zhang Yi and Xiao Nie couldn't see clearly what was going on. They just noticed that the light on the screen on Cao Donglin's bed was gone, and then they heard his snoring.
"Eh!? Second brother actually fell asleep!" Xiao Niqi said.
Zhang Yi yawned and said, "Whatever! Let's sleep too!"
When Yuxing came out from the shower, all three of them were snoring loudly. He smiled slightly, picked up the "Broken Star Body Refining", and fell asleep.
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Yuxing was woken up by the ringing of his mobile phone. He reached out to touch the phone, without even looking at the incoming call, he directly put it to his ear to answer the call: "Hey, who's there?"
"Ha, thank God, your call finally got through, boss." Zhai Xinlong's voice came from the phone, "Where are you?"
Yuxing Luchun said to the horse: "I'm still in bed!"
"You heard it, you were in the dormitory, right? Don't forget about the computer competition!"
"Isn't it today? Remember it!"
"That's good. Just a reminder, it's ten o'clock in the morning. If you don't know the venue of the competition, call me and ask me. Hang up!"
Yuxing hung up the phone and felt a little more awake. He glanced at his phone and saw that it was almost eight o'clock and he was too lazy to go back to sleep.
Although they went to bed late, Cao Donglin and Xiao Nie were also up and were cursing around the computer desk.
Yuxing ignored them and went directly to the living balcony to wash up.
After a while, Zhang Yi, who had gotten up early to exercise, rushed in with a few bags of steamed buns: "Brothers, keep them warm while they're hot. They won't taste good when they're cold."
Unexpectedly, the two guys ignored him at all, and Cao Donglin even shouted: "Damn it, why don't you beat him like a dog!"
Zhang Yi threw the buns on the table, leaned over and asked, "Second brother, you are so angry so early in the morning, who are you scolding?"
"Boss, the second brother is calling Ma Fei a monkey!" Xiao Nie explained.
"Morphine!? Monkey?"
Xiao Nie corrected: "It's Manila, Philippines, and it's called Ma Fei for short by my second brother!"
"Uh...what's going on?"
Zhang Yi also came over and looked at the news. As soon as he read the title, he shouted: "Fuck! What a dog said."
Yuxing came in after washing, happened to hear this sentence, and muttered: "Boss, who do you want to do?"
"Fuck Ma Fei!"
"Morphine? Anesthetic? Or something else?"
This time the three of them were too lazy to explain. Xiao Nie pointed at the computer screen and said, "Third brother, you can watch the news yourself!"
Yuxing glanced at the whole news and quickly read the whole news. He frowned and said, "Oh no, this is the United States doing something behind the scenes! They want to win allies but don't want to pay for the benefits out of their own pockets, so they decided to target us."
When Zhang Yi heard this, he was dumbfounded and said, "Isn't it difficult to beat Ma Fei?"
"Is it difficult? Is it easy?" Yu Xing said, "Let's wait until the aircraft carrier is launched within the year!"
Cao Donglin asked: "Lao San, how do you say this?"
Yu Xing said: "The aircraft carrier is a deterrent. As long as it has this thing, the United States will not dare to secretly support Ma Fei Monkey."
Zhang Yi was startled: "But the boundary of Huangyan Island seems to be just within the combat radius of my fighter jet?"
"Shit!" Yu Xing said, "Boss, divide the combat radius by two and see if Huangyan Island is still within the range... You have to consider the fuel consumption of stranded operations in this air flight! Otherwise, when the fighter jets reach the boundary, the Americans will
What should you do if you come to Yin and dispatch carrier-based aircraft to surround you? It is impossible to return directly to the original route, and people will not block your retreat? By then, whether it is a fighter or a bomber, if the fuel consumption is not enough, won't it be in vain?
"
Although Yu Xing only gave a rough idea, the three of them immediately understood what he meant.
"If our aircraft carrier goes into the water, it will be different." Yuxing continued, "Send it to stop between Hainan Island and Scarborough Shoal, and add some escort formations, nuclear submarines, etc. around it. Once a war breaks out, including with the United States,
This battle will be fought with much confidence."
"Yeah...that's right!" Cao Donglin nodded and said, "According to what you said, Lao San, by then the aircraft carrier and Huangyan Island should be within half of the combat radius of our fighter bombers. In this case, we are not afraid of anyone biting us.
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"But, third brother..." Xiao Nie said: "I heard that from the time the aircraft carrier is launched to the time it is officially put into service, it usually takes one or two years for it to be launched."
"That's the truth!" Yuxing waved his hand and said: "However, what we want is mainly deterrence. Do you understand deterrence? As long as our aircraft carrier is in the water, the Americans should know not to mess with it, and accordingly, they will decrease
We secretly support the Mafei Monkeys. When the time comes, a bird country like the Philippines will not be at our mercy!"!