"Eighty!?" Long Kong'er was shocked by the answer, "Your grandpa is really going strong and strong!"
The little chubby guy next to him smiled obscenely and said, "That's right, that's right...if we reach this age, I'm afraid we'll be 'a bit more ambitious than capable'!"
Cui Yingming didn't hear the irony, and said proudly: "That's... how can my grandfather be an ordinary person? He is very good in bed!"
Big Fatty asked curiously: "How powerful is it?"
"Let me tell you the truth..." Cui Yingming said mysteriously, "Did you see it? Is my hind breast a little bulging?"
"I've seen her before. Why, is she sick?" Xiaopang asked.
"You are the only one who is sick, my hind milk is pregnant!" Cui Yingming said proudly.
"ah--"
Both Big Fatty and Long Konger were surprised.
"Slow down..." Shao Kang said, "I would like to ask, how old are your hind breasts?"
"Three years older than me..." Cui Yingming said, "I am twenty-two years old... Can you tell me, is my hindmilk very young?"
"I heard that your grandfather's consortium has quite a lot of assets..." Yu Xing muttered, "Aren't you afraid that she will give birth to a child and threaten your inheritance?"
Cui Yingming shook his head and said, "You don't understand" and said, "What's there to be afraid of... My grandfather's will has been made long ago, and my share can't escape!"
When Cui Yingming was talking, Shao Kang came over and whispered to Yuxing: "Boss, their Cui family... Cui Yingming is the three brothers, he is the eldest, and the outside world agrees that he is the least farsighted among the three...
...However, Lao Cui quite likes him."
Hearing this, Yu Xing shook his head secretly and thought, "This is the first time I have seen such a stupid guy. Whether a will is reliable or not depends on the living people..."
At this time, Long Konger interrupted and asked: "You are only twenty-five, your stepmother is so young. How is her relationship with your grandfather?"
"It's more than just a good word..." Cui Yingming saw the beautiful girl Loli and asked, and the truth was revealed like "beans poured into a bamboo tube", "My stepmother needs my grandpa almost all the time, and she clings to my grandpa until she clings to him."
I’m all tired of it!”
When Yuxing heard this, he laughed and said, "Haha...is that so?"
"Of course..." Cui Yingming added, "Didn't you see that she was willing to help my grandfather give birth to a baby?"
Yuxing and others listened quietly without saying a word.
"How?" Cui Yingming said proudly, "How can such a relationship be bad!?"
Raising his head and glancing at Lao Cui on the stage, Yu Xing suddenly discovered that the old man's comprehensive index was [19][37][56].
One point nine, what does this mean? It can only mean that most of the Korean old stick is buried. His physical strength at this moment is not as good as that of a ten-year-old child (the average physical strength of a newborn boy is 0, five years old is 1, and ten years old is
2, 3 for fifteen years old, 4 for adults). Yuxing couldn't believe that an old man with such a bad health could still do it.
"If this is true, then your grandfather and your stepmother have a very good relationship indeed!" Yuxing complimented. After all, his guess was just a guess, but there was no need to expose someone else's family scandal.
"Of course... the loyalty of our Korean women is not something you Chinese can understand..." Cui Yingming said proudly, "My stepmother is the role model!"
These words made everyone in Yuxing change their expressions.
Big Fatty was about to retort, but Yuxing stopped him with his eyes.
The scene was quiet for a moment, and then Yuxing said: "Cui, actually the touching love story between your grandfather and your stepmother reminds me of a long-lost comrade of my father's."
Hearing this, Cui Yingming was confused and couldn't figure out what Yuxing wanted to say. In fact, not only him, but also Shao Kang and others didn't understand what Yuxing meant.
Yuxing said slowly: "He told me a story... Once, when he was hunting on the African grassland, he encountered a lion. He immediately grabbed the gun from his back and took aim. However, he immediately discovered that he was wrong , what he got was an umbrella, not a gun. By this time it was too late, the lion was standing in front of him, about to pounce..."
The beginning of this story attracted several people, and Long Konger asked: "What happened next?"
Glancing at the so-called 'Cui Yingming's stepmother' on the stage, Yuxing said: "He had no choice but to put the umbrella on his shoulder and yelled three times with all his strength, 'Bang! Bang!' Bang!'...A miracle happened, and the lion fell to the ground and died."
"Zhit! How is this possible?" Cui Yingming shouted, "It must have been done by someone else!"
Yuxing nodded and said, "I think so too!"
Shao Kang and others were stunned at first, and then burst into laughter. Cui Yingming also realized something, and the pretty boy turned pale. The fat boy didn't care about it and shouted: "Boss, you are so talented!"
However, they made too much noise here, which attracted everyone's attention. Fortunately, Lao Cui's speech had ended, and he was heading towards Yuxing and the others with 'Cui Yingming's stepmother'.
Yuxing didn't want to meet this old guy. If Cui Yingming, a bastard, couldn't think about it for a moment and repeated what he just said, I'm afraid the old guy's heart would stop. Then, whose fault would this miscalculation be?
So he said to Shao Kang and others: "Let's withdraw!"
Shao Kang was also smart and immediately understood what Yu Xing meant. He waved his hand and said, "Let's go!"
Immediately, several people left the banquet hall and returned to the station early.
In view of the approaching competition, Yuxing did not go out for walks except for exercising with gravity on the iron frame bed at night, because this CS invitational tournament will take several days to complete, and the situation outside the CIA division may not be the same as it will be in a few days.
The day before the competition, Yuxing had reached a physical strength of 999, but no matter how hard he tried, and even broke one of his legs, he could not use 'balance' to reach a strength of 100. It seems that what the Salongi people mentioned The 'barrier' has appeared!
The next day, this special invitational tournament officially begins.
As soon as they come up, Yuxing and his K-god team have to face the powerful SK. To be honest, in fact, the CS technical and tactical levels of the four Shao Kang are only between the first-rate and second-rate players, and there is still a way to compare with the super-first-rate players. A more obvious difference.
Fortunately, this sk team is not the sk team in 2003 that only wanted one defeat in the world. Otherwise, no matter how amazing Yuxing is, there is no guarantee that it will win every time in an n vs. 1 situation.
"5v5, single round time is two minutes and thirty seconds, de_nuke map, round number is 24, tie and extra round..." The host was reading the rules of the game on the stage, and there was a sea of people in the audience.
Since Yu Xing and the others were playing the first game, not only people from other teams were there, but also many CS fans from Kyung Hee University came to watch the game.
Off stage, first row.
"Sister Yunzhen, you are also considered a CS master in our university. Who do you think can win among the two teams on stage?" A girl with an inverted face asked the young and beautiful girl next to her.
The beautiful girl named Yunzhen didn't even think about it and said directly: "Of course it's SK. I've never heard of this Chinese team called 'K God'. It's not popular!"
"Yeah! You know, t_right is my idol!" he said with an oval face.
Discussions like this were everywhere in the audience. Although Yu Xing on the stage heard it, he closed his eyes and meditated indifferently.
"Boss, I'm so nervous..." the fat man yelled.
"Hmm, do you want to relieve yourself?" Yuxing asked.
"Yes Yes Yes…"
"Then what are you waiting for? Go!" Yu Xing said.
The fat man quickly went to the toilet at the back.
Cui Yingming saw this scene in the crowd and said to Jang Kyung-cheol, the captain of the South Korean team next to him: "Captain, there is a guy in God K who is very nervous!"
"Why, Ying Ming, do you even care about the 'K Gods' who are here to torture you?" Zhang Jingzhe said disdainfully, "Originally, the organizing committee never thought that they could come... But since the Chinese are here, they have to come.
Teach me a lesson!"
On stage.
Shao Kang said: "Boss, why did you let the fat man go to the toilet? You know, the more he goes to the bathroom like this, the more he wants to go to the toilet."
"Don't you think he won't want to go if you don't let him go?" Yuxing waved his hand and said, "Okay! We will use a four-way formation for the next game. You two only need to be responsible for guarding one side, and I will do the rest..."
"Okay!" Several people nodded. When the big fat guy came back, they told him this tactical idea again.
The five people were discussing, and the host announced the start of the game.
After both players enter the map and the screen refreshes three times, the game officially begins.
sk is ct, Yuxing and others act as t.
As soon as his character appeared, Yuxing ran out without thinking. At the same time, he picked up a Sand Eagle and bought a magazine.
Many team members in the audience burst into laughter when they saw Yuxing's posture. They didn't even cooperate, and they even got into a CS fight!
But after more than ten seconds, they stopped laughing.
The words "King shot Robban" appeared on the upper right side of the big screen. In less than half a second, Face was also killed.
Seeing this scene, Zhang Jingzhe and Cui Yingming looked at each other. They couldn't believe that in a 2v1 situation at the corner, the Chinese king actually won and remained unscathed.
What is killing people like mowing grass, this is it!!
However, SK is not a vegetarian. In the garage on the other side, three SK players encountered Shao Kang and four others. f0rest killed Big Fatty in a row, and t_right also killed the whistle.
The situation instantly turned into a three-on-two situation, with t_right, trace and f0rest facing off against king and longkong, and longkong was still under the double-team of three opponents. The situation was very unfavorable and it was very likely to turn into a three-on-one situation if not careful.
If this is the case, Qi Yuxing may be killed by his opponent.
After all, computer response and network delay are the same for everyone. If Yuxing cheats and speeds up even this, there will be no need to compete.
Fortunately, Longkong was quite clever. He sensed that something was not right in the battle, so he quickly moved closer to Yuxing. The moment Yuxing saw her, she was clicked away by Trace. At the same time, a king shot Trace appeared on the upper right corner of the screen.
words.
However, Yuxing was in an unfavorable position at this time, so he quickly retreated and did not engage in a direct confrontation with t_right and f0rest, but even so, he was still shaved off 13 HP points by stray bullets.