254 The cruel dinner attack and defense, and the greedy troublemaker
254 The cruel dinner attack and defense, and the money-grubbing troublemaker
It is a good thing to have a cheap daughter who is well-behaved, beautiful and obedient.
This well-behaved, beautiful and obedient daughter likes and respects her father very much, which is definitely a good thing.
If coupled with the fact that this well-behaved, beautiful and obedient daughter will never get married, it will definitely be a good thing that is hard to find.
However, why did Lin Luo feel so miserable after experiencing such a good thing? After thinking for a long time, he finally understood, because this daughter asked him to find a mother for her, which brought huge obstacles to his great career...
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"Children are unhappy without a mother, so mercury lamp, you have to understand that as a filial daughter, you cannot cause trouble to your father in this regard, and you must do your best to help your father, do you know?"
While everyone else was busy preparing dinner, Lin Luo sat beside her with the excuse that her injury had not yet healed. She turned off all the other people's telepathic calls, leaving only Mercury Lamp alone, and quietly said to her in her heart.
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"I only want my father, not my mother." Mercury Lamp raised his head and said seriously.
"..." After hearing these words, Lin Luo felt as if he was being worshiped by others. He felt light and airy on his body, but then he thought of his inheritance and immediately put on a serious look on his face and corrected him, "That's not what I said.
Yes, a family must have a mother to be complete. If you think about it, even a tadpole has to travel thousands of miles across the ocean to find its mother. This shows that she is a very important person. If the mercury lamp has a mother, it will definitely be very happy."
"The tadpole and its mother live in a pond, not as far away as the ocean, father." The mercury lamp kindly reminded Lin Luo of the error in his language.
"..." Lin Luo felt that he was being cheated a lot. This was the first time that he had lost his advantage in words, which shocked him. "I'm just giving you an example."
"Father, are you hungry? I'm going to prepare dinner." Mercury Lamp looked at Lin Luo, then looked at Miqin and the others, and said suddenly.
"Isn't there someone already making preparations? Your body is just right and you should get more rest. And I think it is still necessary for us to talk about the topic of mother** again..."
Lin Luo still planned to work hard on Huiyin Deng so that she could change from a resistance to a help, but before he could finish speaking, Huiyin Deng smiled and said: "My health is fine, father, don't worry."
Then he quickly ran towards the place where the smoke was already rising.
Lin Luo couldn't help but be slightly trance watching her leaving back. The mercury lamp in front of him was very different from the mercury lamp in his impression. It was not the villain queen with an evil temperament, nor was she the strong and deep girl with worries in her heart.
The magnetic voice reveals happiness and joy, gentle and generous.
Although it was a huge violation for Lin Luo at first, but after thinking about it carefully, it seems natural. After all, the mercury lamp can be said to have the strongest love and respect for her father among all the rose girls. In order to be able to meet the so-called father
, she claims to be able to do anything, whether it's good or bad.
Compared with several other girls who are too humane, Mercury Lamp is undoubtedly incomplete. Not only her body, but also her emotions, values, ways of thinking and even her soul. Her existence is absolutely unique that humans cannot reach. Apart from love and hate, she
There is nothing left, and between the two poles of love and hate, there is also nothing, nothing in between.
Human beings cannot live only for love, fight only for love, and then die, but mercury lamp can. She lives for love, fights for love, and devotes all her goals to it, which is extremely simple and clear.
Therefore, although his body is incomplete, he is also proud and aloof, just like a god. The man with black wings stands high above the moon and sky, looking down alone, unique.
It was originally a discarded object and should have no meaningful value, but she moved and then went to fight, risking everything, cutting through thorns and thorns but never returning. The source of everything is the love for her founding father.
In order to meet her father and get the hug and whisper in her dream, she didn't mind destroying the whole world under the black wings. She used her actions to give her existence meaning.
Therefore, there is only love and hate in her dictionary, but no good or evil.
Mercury is poisonous, but the lamp is warm. It looks evil but is beautiful inside. This is the mercury lamp.
So, now that her "fake" father is in front of her, her attitude and tone of course cannot be as indifferent and dismissive as she is to ordinary humans or other rose girls. Maybe, when she encounters
The mercury lamp will be a brand new one, the truest side that has never been shown to others, no, not maybe, but definitely
But having said that, what I interrupted myself on purpose just now... is indeed a bit poisonous. Do you really not want a mother that much?
"Ah~~" Lin Luo sighed secretly. He felt that he must be prepared to fight a protracted war.
Putting aside Lin Luo's self-pity and moaning over there, the girls' side was extremely busy and lively. Because there was no threat from the enemy, the previous daily life returned to them again. Of course, the only difference was
Apart from people like them, there are no other human beings in this daily life.
Of course, things like boiling water for cooking can only be done by oneself. Although in the eyes of ordinary people, it is just a trivial matter in daily life, but for these girls, it is undoubtedly a huge challenge.
As the saying goes, the road to Shu is more difficult than climbing to the sky. Now this sentence should be changed. The difficulty of cooking rice and boiling water is difficult to enter heaven.
Let's take a look at the composition of these personnel first... Misaka Mikoto, the railgun who only knows how to discharge electricity and arrogance, well, although she doesn't know anything about food, she can barely do it if she has enough modern equipment.
Make something edible, but now it's hard for a clever woman to cook without rice. She doesn't even have a pot, and even if she can discharge electricity, she can't cook.
"Hmm... if this big rock is cut flat, it can be used as a spatula." Mikoto clicked her tongue as she stared at a rock that was half as high as her body.
Next to Mikoto was Rei. For a top-level natural idiot who could sleep for five hundred years in one sleep, it would be incredible if she could cook. And everyone obviously knew enough about this, so there was no
Entrusting her with such a difficult task, she just asked him to do something about it, but...
"Is this green onion or garlic?" Lei looked at the handful of vegetables in her hand, her face full of confusion.
"Didn't I tell you when I went to pick it just now? It was celery." Mikoto turned around and said to her, and then continued her plan to transform the stone.
"Oh, it's celery, let's cook it with this grass carp." Lei suddenly realized and put the two in the same stone bowl with a smile.
"..." Lin Luo was speechless. He didn't know whether the vegetables in Japan were different from those in China, or whether the vegetables in this world were different from the vegetables in the forbidden plane, because in his opinion, the one who was
The green plant called celery is actually coriander, and the grass carp is actually catfish.
Coriander, you are finally able to serve it as a main course. It’s really gratifying. Also, catfish, congratulations on having an additional relative. Finally... what’s the point of burning “celery” and “grass carp” together?
"It's really weird, why can't this be peeled?" Just when Lin Luo didn't know how to complain about Mikoto and Lei, he suddenly heard a very depressed voice and subconsciously looked over. Lin Luo found that the great Roman emperor was holding her
The sword of Primordial Fire is gently and carefully peeling the tomatoes...
Your sister, the tomatoes are still peeled... Seeing this scene, Lin Luo almost vomited blood.
"Nero, that one is not for peeling." Next to him, Shokuhou Misaki said immediately after seeing this.
Oh oh oh, Your Majesty Queen, you really do know better... Lin Luo was about to say this, but
"That skin is for peeling." Her Majesty the Queen snatched the tomato from Her Majesty's hand and began to peel it bit by bit.
"..." Lin Luo said that he had vomited three liters of blood and could not get up again.
"Okay, I'll leave that annoying ball to you. On the other hand, leave that pheasant to me." Nero threw the tomato aside, then walked to the other side and picked up a pheasant. The original fire stroke
Passed by, the shadow of the sword was so fast that it was almost impossible to see clearly, and with the slightest sparks, it chopped the pheasant into pieces... and cooked it by the way.
"Hahaha, how could such a trivial thing bother me? Look, it's ready to eat." Nero laughed very excitedly at everyone, and she picked up a piece of cooked pheasant and put it into her mouth.
Then……
"Oh, it tastes bad."
It's strange that it's not unpalatable... Lin Luo was completely unable to complain. This was the first time he saw someone burning a live pheasant with all its feathers. Oh no, it was chopped and burned with all the feathers and internal organs... This
What's the matter?
Looking at the pile of pheasant meat that was burned like black charcoal, Lin Luo felt a little sick in his stomach.
"Hmph, you little brats just don't know how to do things. I don't know how you survived before. Let me do it." Yiwen Jielin was probably still angry because she was ridiculed by Lin Luo before. At this time, she finally caught the curser.
Chance, said angrily.
"You little vampire dare to point fingers at me. I am the King of Rome and the King of the World. This kind of thing is not what I should do." Nero suddenly became unhappy, and Evelyn called others a brat.
It's normal, but she was a person from more than a thousand years ago, and she is older than Yiwen in terms of age.
But Yiwen Jielin was not to be outdone and sneered: "It's because you can't even do such a thing that the country will perish."
"What did you say?" Nero was furious. Just when Lin Luo thought a war was about to begin, His Majesty the Emperor suddenly sneered, "Then I want to take a good look at what you, a vampire, do. Come on, take this
Peel the onion." As she said that, she brought an onion to Evelyn.
"Don't bring it over. I hate onions, and garlic too." Looking at the onion right in front of her, Evelyn jumped away in fright, then hid behind Shokuhou and looked at Nero bitterly, "You
Did this guy do it on purpose? He asked me to peel onions even though he knew I was a vampire."
"What a useless vampire. He's even afraid of onions. This is our food." Nero looked at Yiwen with an expression like 'we eat onions, and onions eat you, so you, the vampire, are the weakest.'
Jie Lin.
Ewenjielin was furious with hatred, but she didn't dare to step forward because Nero had... onions in his hand.
"..." Lin Luo didn't know how to complain. He couldn't tell that the great emperor had such a sinister side.
"You idiots, stop playing. Father is already very hungry. I will prepare today's dinner." Finally, the mercury lamp that just passed by... Well, fortunately, she can distinguish onions from garlic.
Come out, it’s amazing
"Little one, what did you say? You actually called me a fool, which is unforgivable."
"Hmph, it's just a little doll. I'm a humanoid master. Be careful, I'll hang you up."
"I'm not afraid of you."
"Okay, okay, come and cook quickly, you three... Nero, you cut this fish into slices, Yiwen, you use magic to light a fire, freeze it by the way, and there is a mercury lamp, um, you put it
The feathers can be used as firewood when they grow..." Her Majesty the Queen couldn't stand it any longer and began to assign tasks, but her last task was a bit overwhelming.
...Five minutes later, looking at the messy scene, Lin Luo couldn't bear it anymore. He stood up and said helplessly, "I think you'd better let me do it, otherwise I think this dinner can only be eaten tomorrow morning.
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Lin Luo originally thought that after he took action, they would happily retreat, but to his surprise, instead of retreating, they looked at him as a public enemy of women.
"What's wrong?" Lin Luo expressed confusion.
"Get out of the way." Yiwen Jielin blocked Lin Luo's path with a stone shovel.
"Um?"
"As I said, just leave the dinner to us this time. You can cool off and play wherever you want. If you dare to interfere... I will freeze you for ten years." Yiwen Jielin warned sternly.
Not only her, but even Nero also betrayed the Lord, "Ter, if you really want to take action, I will do my best to stop you."
"What?" Lin Luo was completely stunned. What was going on? He just wanted to have dinner early.
Although he didn't know what these guys were doing, Lin Luo could tell that they were really serious about it, guarding their smoke battlefield with extremely firm eyes. If he dared to touch the ingredients on it, he might be in trouble.
He will really be cut into pieces.
"Forget it, then you can continue." In desperation, Lin Luo could only retreat.
But after Lin Luo retreated, Yiwen Jielin said to everyone seriously: "Damn it, how could we even need that guy's help to cook? Don't we all starve to death without that guy? We
We must not look down upon others. We must strengthen ourselves. These enemies in front of us are the first step to our self-improvement. Come on, let’s decide the outcome in an upright and upright manner.”
The girls agreed and showed a decisive expression on the food in front of them.
"celery"
"grass carp"
"onion"
"pheasant"
"tomato"
"Frog...uh, why is the frog on my hand?"
"Ah, you can't eat guata"
"..." Looking at the heated scene, Lin Luo felt embarrassed. Isn't it necessary to make dinner like a life-and-death battle? The girl's heart is really difficult to understand.
Finally, after about an hour, everyone's dinner was finally finished. With ashes on their faces and six pots of unknown dishes, they came to Lin Luo in a heroic manner.
"Okay, come and try it."
Looking at the six pots of vegetables in front of him, Lin Luo couldn't calm down, because he found that the catfish's eyes were moving in the first pot, the pheasant in the second pot had not been plucked out, and the third pot was black... Lin
Luo asked and found out that they were roasted tomatoes. As for the others, he no longer wanted to look at them.
"Can these things... be eaten?" Lin Luo asked worriedly.
"Of course, don't you want to eat?"
"Father, please taste it."
"We worked so hard to make it. If you don't eat it, you're not giving us face."
"If you don't give us face, you will suffer."
"..."
Lin Luo knew that if he didn't eat, he might be eaten by them. Being "too kind to refuse", Lin Luo could only close his eyes and start enjoying... However, how could the legendary beauties' murderous dishes be possible?
Any food?
After only taking three bites, Lin Luo's stomach felt like he was in over his head. Even if he was beaten to death, he didn't want to eat anymore.
"Ah, it really doesn't work? I really can't eat this kind of food." Seeing Lin Luo's expression as if he had taken poison, everyone suddenly sighed.
You know you can't eat it but you force it on me. Do you want my life? Lin Luo is very depressed.
"It would be great if Rin were here. With her as a cooking expert, it wouldn't be so troublesome." Mikoto suddenly said.
"Speaking of which, where are Rin and Lily?" After she mentioned it, Lin Luo remembered that those two people had never come back, and she couldn't help but feel a little worried.
Shokuhou shook his head, "I don't know, we were together when we went looking for food, but not long after, she said she had found an interesting place, and then left with Lily."
"Is it dangerous to come back so late?" Mikoto asked with a frown.
Shokuhou spread his hands and said, "Probably not. After all, there are no enemies in this world except dragons."
Lin Luo nodded, "Yeah, except for the Dragon Clan...except the Dragon Clan...the Dragon Clan...wait for the Dragon Clan?" Suddenly, his expression changed drastically, and he thought of a very dangerous possibility.
"Uh, what's wrong?" Everyone looked at him in confusion.
"Have you ever seen a dragon when you were looking for food before?" Lin Luo asked.
"Yes, there is a huge dragon flying in the sky." Lei was the one who answered, and she said with certainty.
Hearing this sentence, Lin Luo suddenly had a headache, "I heard that dragons like glittering things, such as gems or gems or gems..."
"Ah" After saying this, everyone understood what Lin Luo was worried about. Yiwen Jielin frowned, "No, no matter how greedy for money, it is impossible to offend the Dragon Clan. She should have some sense.
of."
"Yes, and Lily is here too. She shouldn't let Rin do anything wrong."
"Ah, I've found it, I've found it." At this moment, a girl's voice suddenly came. Everyone immediately turned their heads and looked, only to see two girls running towards this side quickly, it was Rin and Lily.
"Rin? And Lily, we're talking about you... what are you doing?" Lin Luo suddenly froze in the middle of asking, because he found that the two of them were like thieves. Rin was carrying a big bag on his back, and Lily was carrying a big bag on his back.
Each hand held a big egg, with a look of panic on his face.
"What do you have in your hands?" Lin Luo asked tremblingly.
"Gems and dragon eggs." Rin answered simply.
""Everyone rushed to the street... This guy really went to loot the dragon's nest.
But before anyone could say anything, Rin and Lily ran past them quickly and said, "There's no time to talk. Run quickly. A large group of dragons are chasing us."
A bunch of dragons?
Everyone was stunned and subconsciously turned around to look. In an instant, everyone's faces turned green. They saw hundreds of giant dragons charging toward them in the sky nearly a kilometer away, blocking out the sun.
