ps: Here’s a belated Chinese Valentine’s Day extra
"It's finally here. On this great day, July 7, 2011, our kingdom's first "Lord of the Crystal Palace" racing competition officially begins. As long as you win the first place in this competition, you will be the winner."
To be able to sit on the throne of the Lord of the Crystal Palace, countless people are eagerly waiting for it, and countless people are looking up and looking forward to it. This exciting moment will begin in ten minutes... I am the girl's reporter Shu, you can call me Shu Jiang,
Currently, we are guest referees and commentators, so please support me."
On a high platform, a girl named Shu held a microphone and stood there like an emperor, speaking with drool and passion.
And below, the audience stage was full of people, some were holding lights, some were holding loudspeakers, and some were holding babies to watch... Your sister, don't breastfeed here, you Hideyoshi!
Okay, the audience can ignore the above, they are just side characters, the real protagonists are a group of young and beautiful girls on the field.
"Let me introduce the characters participating in this competition..." Shu-chan continued to explain, pointing to a group of girls on the field below, "From left to right, the first one is our railgun Misaka Mikoto.
, as a lv5 superpower, we have reason to believe that she will be the favorite to win this competition. And more importantly, her car is a lv6 car sponsored by science side Aleister - Shirai Kuroko Metamorphosis
!”
"This is the Shirai Kuroko Pervert. Do you have eyes? This is a real motor racing car!" Below, Mikoto was furious. She vigorously patted the luxury racing car under her seat with a naked image of Shirai Kuroko engraved on it and shouted loudly.
"Come on, onee-sama, you must not win!" At the special guest seat next to her, a girl with two ponytails whose name is written as "Kuroko" and pronounced as "pervert" shouted at the top of her lungs.
Zira!
A lightning strike flew out from the arena and hit the black and white pervert. The latter fell down in response, with a happy smile on his face: "Sister, the whip of love...oh oh..."
"Shut up, you pervert!"
"Next is the second contestant, the extremely popular idiot king Artoria. Her car is King Series No. 777 (chichichichi)! It fits today's day very well, and as a Saber class,
With super high riding ability, he is the most popular champion and the uncrowned king!"
"I'm not the stupid king, you bastard!" Arturia drew out the Sword of Victory and protested at the referee, but the brave Shu-chan chose to ignore it.
"Then there is the third contestant. She is also the white Saber Lily in the Saber series. She has higher attributes than me. I believe that she is the winner today. More importantly, she also has strong backing.
knight!"
"My king must win! My king must win! My king must win..." The special guest seats erupted with the thunderous shouts of the Knights of the Round Table.
"So, Lily, your declaration of war is..." The microphone in Shu-chan's hand suddenly stretched miraculously and reached Lily's mouth.
Lily snorted disdainfully, sat on the gorgeous motorcycle and raised the Sword in the Stone high, "Everyone except me is an ant!"
"Okay, Lily is really confident, then..."
"Hmph, don't be too arrogant!" Before Shu-chan could finish speaking, the girl in red next to her suddenly sneered, "I'm a Saber too, so I won't lose to trash like you!"
"Okay, the person who said this is our King of Rome, His Highness Nero, the King of the World. Did you hear her confident tone? I believe this competition will be very exciting!"
"Huh, you bastard!" A big, shiny loli made a dissatisfied voice at the special guest table.
"Haha, King of Heroes, you don't have to participate, so are you unwilling?" Beside you, a burly man laughed while drinking.
"Bastard, do you want to die?" Twinkle Loli's face turned red and she said angrily, "What the Lord of the Crystal Palace, I don't care about him! Humph! I don't care about him at all!"
Shujiang glanced at the special guest seat and whispered to the audience: "The two people who just spoke are the Hero King Gilgamesh and the Conqueror King Iskandar who were specially invited. I heard that the former is slightly different from the Crystal Palace.
It's a bit ambiguous... If anyone wants to hear this gossip, my bank account is 123456789..."
After hearing about this competition, Shujiang's bank account suddenly and inexplicably had an extra billion. He became a billionaire overnight, but the next day he was devoured by the vicious big eaters.
Net, even the money she paid under the bed was not left to her... Of course, this is a digression, and I will return to the topic next.
"Our fifth contestant is Black Saber, who is also a member of the Saber series. I think she will not disappoint us. Please applaud her."
Then, the sound of snapping suddenly sounded in the audience...
"Damn it, why are you racing a car? I'm not familiar with modern machinery!" Rin Tosaka gritted his teeth on the Crystal Seat with a look of annoyance on his face.
"Sister, don't be sad, you will have a chance next time when you are more sinister and venomous." Next to her, Sakura comforted her gently.
"Huh, even if you are a scumbag, there is no hope for you. I am the sect leader." A little girl in green clothes blinked her eyes of different colors and said proudly.
"Jade Star Stone, Detective Kuku is on." A little red girl sat in her seat like a queen and said without looking back.
"Ah, I'm here." The green girl immediately ran over.
"Damn it, this little thing, sooner or later I have to teach her a lesson!" Rin Tosaka looked at Cuixingshi's back and began to grind his teeth.
"Ah, Rin, you are really out of your mind." The silver-haired girl next to you laughed.
"The same goes for you, Ilia..."
Returning to the competition field, Shujiang introduced the sixth contestant, "The sixth one is our Dark Gospel Ewenjielin. Her racing car is a future technology provided by Mafanliang Academy and made by Chao Suzune.
, it will definitely shine!”
"Hmph, just a racing car..." Yiwen Jielin snorted coldly, expressing her disdain.
"Xiao Yiwen, you must work hard!" On the Crystal Seat, a black-haired girl smiled and waved to Yiwen Jielin.
"Miss Konoka, please calm down." On the seat next to her, a heroic girl holding a sword said to her with a blushing face.
"Eh, why? Xiaosha." Kunoxiang looked confused.
"Next is the seventh contestant - Black Rock Shooter. Her car is a fantasy motorcycle." Shujiang pointed to a girl with twin tails sitting on a stylish motorcycle on the field, her face full of excitement.
Heiyan looked calm and silent.
"The eighth contestant is Mercury Lantern, our Chairman. Although it is a bit against the rules for her to participate in this competition, we still ask everyone to support her love." Shujiang pointed at a little girl with silver hair and said.
"Father, I will definitely become the perfect Alice." Mercury Lamp clenched his fists on his chest and said expectantly.
"Okay, that's it for the players who appeared in the main story."
"Damn it, we obviously appeared in the main story, why can't we participate?" Shokuhou Misaki, who was sitting on the Crystal Seat, said dissatisfied.
"Aren't you physically weak? You're just as bad at sports as Lei." Mugino Shenli said calmly.
"What about you? You have good athletic ability, why didn't you participate?"
"That's because someone is ostracizing, saying that I have had bad behavior with someone, so I am disqualified. Damn it, don't let me know who it is!" At this point, Mugino Shenli gritted his teeth bitterly.
Shokuhou suddenly realized, "Ah, could it be..."
"You guys are cheating." Next to me, Lei said lightly while eating ice cream, which hit the core.
On the high platform, Shujiang took a sip of water and continued: "Next, I will launch a few heavyweight players who have not appeared in the main story. Please take a look!"
Miraculously, a dark curtain appeared on the field at some point, and then the curtain opened, revealing a row of ten girls sitting on luxurious motorcycles, their faces full of confidence.
Book-chan wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth and said excitedly: "The first one from right to left is the selfless Isayama Yomi."
"Sister Huang Quan, come on!" Tsuchimiya Kagura waved to the girl in the field and said loudly.
Isayama Yomi looked calm and expressed that he was very confident.
"Then the second one is the flame-haired and scorching-eyed conqueror Shana!"
"Shana-chan! Silly Na! Boluo Bread! Tsundere Na! Never grow up! Twelve years old forever!" The audience cheered loudly.
The corner of Shana's mouth twitched, she bitterly pulled out the knife from her clothes and pointed at the audience, "Ulusai Ulusai Ulusai!!!"
"The next third one is our powerful Emperor Sakagami Tomoyo!"
"Emperor Wu's kick! Long live Emperor Wu's bear!" cheers erupted from the audience again.
Tomoyo Sakagami shook her light silver hair and responded to her supporters with a confident smile.
"The fourth one is our Fantasy Committee member - Fairy Queen Erza Shukaretto!"
"Oh! Oh! Oh! My Queen!"
Facing the support of the audience, the Fairy Queen slowly stretched out her hand, and then said, "Racing costume - bunny girl!"
...Please code the above scenarios.
"The fifth one is a completely dashing servant from Gensokyo - Izayoi? Night!"
"The murderer is the best! Long live the head maid!"
"Don't worry, everyone, as long as I control the time, victory will definitely be mine." Izayoi said extremely rogue words with a smile on his face.
"The sixth, no, the sixth and seventh, welcome our twin angels Tachibana Kanade and Ikaros!"
"Lord Angel, let's compete!"
The three angels were expressionless, and the obedient angels were confused.
"Finally, and the last three contestants of this competition, we would like to solemnly welcome Nanoha Takamachi, Feit Testerossa and Hayate Yagami from the Magic Cannon World!"
"White devil! Tyrant! Beloved concubine! Kansai accent! Tyrant shou! Beloved concubine attack! Ye Tianshou!" Unparalleled cheers rang out from the audience.
"Oh! Is it okay to expose our dark history like this?" Nanoha muttered worriedly.
"Don't worry, the three of us just need to win first place together." Feite comforted him gently.
"Yeah, there's nothing to be afraid of. We are the three giants of Mobile Class 6." Hayate clenched his fists with confidence.
"I believe everyone has been looking forward to these ten players. Yes, I am looking forward to it too. I always hope to see them as soon as possible in the main story, but now I am even more looking forward to their performance in this competition.
." Shujiang was sweating profusely and explained passionately.
"Okay, the eighteen players have already appeared. Although there are more than this number of people who can participate in this competition, because others have one day every month that happens to happen, they have no chance to participate. So in the competition
Before the official start, we first invite some of our singers to sing a song for everyone - the Onion Swinging Song!"
A huge stage magically appeared again, and on it was...
