973 Eat everything, even if it is a god, I will eat it for you!
973 Eat everything, even if you are a god, I will eat it for you to see!
Yakumo Murasaki can be said to be the biggest shady person in Gensokyo. Many things are inseparable from her. To describe her as "It's all Murasaki's fault" is a bit exaggerated, but it's reasonable. "" "But this time
, Lin Luo really felt that Zimei was wronged.
It's like you bought a puppy, cut off the puppy's meat to make fish-flavored pork shreds, and fed it to the puppy, only to find that the puppy was dead. Then you asked the pet seller why he couldn't keep the puppy alive.
Dogs are just as unreasonable... This example is so curious, just forget it.
But then again, although Youyouzi's irresponsible shirk is bizarre enough, Lin Luo still thinks that she can swallow the plane passage, which is even more incredible.
It is true that Yakumo Murasaki's plane passage is definitely different from his. After all, even Cirno can pass through it safely, but after all, it is a plane passage... Is this thing really edible?
"Oh, why don't you speak?" Seeing Lin Luo becoming a little dull, Youyouzi came forward curiously and kept saying the same thing, "Zi Ke told me, as long as I come here
, you can make me eat every day, but you have to admit it."
Sure enough, a foodie like no other!
Lin Luo complained secretly. Seeing that she looked like a starving ghost, he had to take out his food reserves. However, this time he was not as well prepared as when he went to Gensokyo. It only took him more than ten minutes to prepare everything.
All the food was completely destroyed by Youyouzi.
"No more? I'm only 20% full." Youyouzi finished his meal, looking forward to the continuation of the feast.
"You've eaten them all, how could there be anything left..." Lin Luo felt quite depressed. The small stove that was originally prepared for herself was now given to Youyouzi, and this guy was only 20% full. Alas, it seems that she would not
It's not possible to feed her, and we can't take her to a restaurant. It would be such a sensation when an undead enters the meal, and it's probably not enough for her to eat even if the whole restaurant is swallowed... Well, maybe it's not impossible.
Suddenly, Lin Luo's heart moved. Since Youyouzi can eat plane passages, does that mean that other similar things can also be eaten, such as elements, crystals, integrity, chastity, etc... It seems to be mixed in.
There are a lot of strange things, forget it, let’s automatically filter them out.
Thinking of this, Lin Luo suddenly became interested. He stretched out his hand and pointed forward. A huge block of matter with a size of ten cubic meters was quietly suspended in the air. This was the solidified aggregate of all the elements on the periodic table.
, comes out by creating rules.
What? You said that certain elements will produce chemical reactions, explode or disappear when they come into contact with certain elements. It is unscientific to be so quiet like now?!
If you look at it from a scientific perspective, you will lose. Lin Luo is not a scientist, he is the Creator, God. Not to mention that making the chemical reaction between elements disappear is as simple as drinking water, even if Emiya Shirou and Matou
The taboo matter of Shinji giving birth to a child is not a problem at all for him.
"Come on, this is a feast of elements that I carefully prepared for you. Can you still eat it?" Lin Luo challenged Youyouzi.
Yuyuko was fearless, and could even be said to be quite excited. She immediately pounced on it, and then she could see that the huge block of material gradually became smaller at a speed visible to the naked eye, and finally entered her stomach.
"I want more." After eating the periodic table of elements, Yuyouzi was still not satisfied.
Lin Luo frowned slightly and waved his hand again, and a huge qb with a height of dozens of meters fell from the sky. "This is a collection of ultra-micro elements that can be extracted from one ton of elements to one gram. Is it still enough?"
"Such delicious food... I like it!" Yuyouzi's eyes suddenly lit up and she began to gnaw furiously at the qb's head. Within a moment, she also swallowed the huge qb god.
Then, Lin Luo kept creating, while Youyouzi kept eating. Gradually, Lin Luo finally understood that what Youyouzi ate was not matter, but energy. She could eat any substance.
At that moment, it is converted into energy, whether it is harmful energy or beneficial energy, which is her food. This is why she can eat plane channels. After all, plane channels are also composed of energy.
The nature of Yuyouzi is actually similar to that of quasi-heaven-level powerhouses like them who absorb energy, except that they absorb it with their bodies, while Yuyouzi eats it with their mouths. Theoretically speaking, apart from concepts, as long as it is something that actually exists
, Youyouzi can be eaten.
Maybe in the future, when her level rises, she can even eat concepts.
To sum it up in one sentence: Even God will eat it for you to see!
Of course, Youyouzi will not be so hungry that she will eat everything. For example, the earth also contains energy, but she will not eat the earth. After all, the earth is full of impurities. What she likes to eat most is refined substances and
The more refined and purer the energy body, the more attractive it is to her... and of course, the night bird.
To use human eating habits as an analogy, land, rocks, etc. are like living chickens, ducks, and fish. Few people like to eat their hair and drink their blood, so Youyouzi doesn’t eat them. And refined substances are like cooked food. As for pure
The energy body is composed of delicacies from the mountains and seas as well as great tonics. Not only will Yuyouzi feel more delicious when eating these things, but it can also restore strength faster... Of course, there are also night birds.
After knowing this, Lin Luo no longer created matter to feed her, but directly created impurity-free elements, such as fire element crystals, dark element crystals, and void energy crystals, all of which were eaten by Youyouzi. Even
Lin Luo also deliberately cut off some of his own spiritual thoughts and condensed them into physical crystals to feed, but in the end he was still eaten by Youyouzi.
This guy can really eat. Is there anything else that she can't eat?
Looking at Youyouzi's expression of relish, Lin Luoden felt extremely stressed. He had been feeding her for two full hours. The value of the crystals he produced could be calculated in astronomical figures in any world. If he got that
If a world dominated by magic were to be sold, the selling price would be enough to buy ten pieces of land on the Asian continent. But for Yuyuko, it was just a lunch, not even full...
Oh my god! Who can afford to raise this foodie in the future?!
Although Lin Luo's creative rules are endless, his mental power is still limited after all. He made a small calculation in his mind. Even if his power is exhausted, he can only feed Yuyuko three times at most. If she eats one
It’s okay if she can support her for a few days. If she were like an ordinary person, she would have to eat three meals a day, and even he wouldn’t be able to afford it!
Moreover, Youyouzi has such a huge appetite even at the peak of the earth level. If he is promoted to a higher level in the future, his appetite will definitely be even greater. What should he do at that time?
Thinking of this, Lin Luo felt that it was urgent to advance to the heaven level.
"Ah, I'm finally 80% full, I feel so comfortable." After another half an hour, Youyouzi finally patted her belly, with a satisfied expression on her face, and looked at Lin Luo, "Well, can you have some dessert?
I heard Remi say that adding dessert after a meal is good for your physical and mental health."
Shouldn't you add black tea after a meal?
Lin Luo complained, then stretched out his fingers, and a black flame burned between his fingers, "You have just eaten all the elements I can create, and the only thing you haven't tasted yet is this black flame of destruction. Although
It is not any kind of element, but the embodiment of the concept of destruction, but it has formed an essence. In a certain way, it is also an energy, within the scope of your food, but..."
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa adapted," Youyouzi had already flown over and surrounded him, staring at the Destroying Black Flame, as if he was seeing the most delicious food, and could no longer look away.
He looked at it and made a sound of admiration, "It's really amazing. You actually have such a good thing, but... I think this thing is both delicious and terrifying. It is highly poisonous food."
Highly poisonous? Well, judging from Yuyouzi’s eating habits, it is indeed highly poisonous.
Lin Luo thought to himself, and then said: "Of course, the black flame of destruction can burn away all things and existence, and even concepts can be obliterated. If you can reach the heaven level, it may just be your delicacy, but now
, one bad move, and you won’t just die, but your existence will be burned directly.”
"Then what should I do? I really want to eat it." Youyouzi nodded her lips and immediately stared at Lin Luo with a pitiful look. The meaning in her eyes was very clear: Big brother, I want it!
This foodie is really not even afraid of death just to eat... Lin Luo was ashamed and said helplessly, "Forget it, send Buddha to the west and feed him until he is full. Since you have reached this point, I also want to see your limits.
Wherever you are, let’s dilute this black flame.”
After finishing speaking, Lin Luo immediately began to weaken the power of the black flame in his hand, all the way down from 100% strength. Finally, when it reached 5%, Youyouzi finally said, "Okay, okay, that's it."
Stop, it will become unpalatable if it goes down any further."
I think it's better for you to worry about whether it's safe before you worry about whether it's delicious or not... Lin Luo was speechless.
"Don't worry, I feel that it is no longer harmful to me." As if she knew what Lin Luo was thinking, Youyouzi waved her hand and smiled, then opened her mouth and swallowed the black flame in one bite, "Well
Hmm... it's warm, soft, and has a faint night bird smell, it melts in your mouth, it's so delicious... mmmm!"
"Tell me the truth, is Mr. Bei a distant relative of yours?" Lin Luo finally couldn't help complaining.
"Who is Mr. Bei... That one has been eaten up." Youyouzi asked, then threw it behind her head and cast a pair of watery eyes at Lin Luo.
Lin Luo glanced at her, then at his fingers, and after a few seconds, said: "Open your mouth."
"Ah..." Youyouzi opened her mouth obediently.
Whoosh!
Lin Luo's eyes flashed, and he put his fingers into her mouth. His face was filled with the awe-inspiring righteousness of "I'm not afraid of being broken into pieces, I want to stay green and white in the world." He said solemnly, "You can eat now until you are full."
Youyouzi couldn't care less about the delicious food and immediately started sucking on Lin Luo's fingers.
Feeling Youyouzi's soft tongue licking back and forth on his fingers, Lin Luo felt an indescribable commotion in his heart. He thought to himself: This foodie's emotional intelligence is really beyond my expectation, but how can I put it, my destruction?
Black flames cannot be emitted with just your fingers. Do you want to try somewhere else?
"Hey, don't move your fingers around, otherwise I won't feel comfortable eating." Youyouzi felt Lin Luo's fingers moving around in her mouth and couldn't help but say.
"Oh, okay." Lin Luo nodded and yawned as if he was sleepy. Suddenly, a black flame sprayed out from his mouth.
"Ah!" Youyouzi's eyes lit up immediately when he saw it. There seemed to be more food over there, but then it dimmed again. The food others vomited out was not delicious.
So Youyouzi continued to suck Lin Luo's finger.
When Lin Luo saw that the conspiracy did not succeed, he was somewhat disappointed. But before his disappointment dissipated and a second conspiracy was hatched, a thunderous voice suddenly sounded in his ears, "What are you doing?!"
Lin Luo instinctively looked up and saw Sister Pao standing majestically in the sky, covered in thunder and lightning.
It's very strange. Sister Pao clearly said in the morning that she wanted to be an ordinary person, so why did she suddenly appear here with such domineering attitude... Oh, by the way, a lv5 superpower user is just an ordinary person.
"Really, I heard before that you ran out with a serious look on your face and didn't come back for more than two hours. I thought you were in some kind of trouble. I didn't think about it when I came over... Can you explain a little bit?" Mikoto's tone.
It was very calm and indifferent, but it revealed a supreme majesty, and even the sky became a little darker.
Lin Luo was stunned.
Three seconds later, he shook his left hand, and Yuyuko, who weighed only 0 kilograms, swung up and down according to his gestures, with smooth and graceful movements. Lin Luo smiled and said to Mikoto, "Look, weightless undead, it's really fun."
…
Ten minutes later, the feeding crisis finally passed without incident. After a brief introduction, Yuyuko and Mikoto finally got to know each other. Yuyuko's elegant and easy-going... no, or it should be casual, her casual personality
She is very lovable, and even if she disturbs the dull atmosphere, it can become more relaxed, so Mikoto doesn't have a bad impression of her.
As for Yuyuko, she is a frivolous person who can get along well with anyone. If the other party gives her some delicious food, she will be a good friend. The buzzing electricity in Mikoto's body is undoubtedly a good friend to her.
Very delicious food.
Soon, the two became good friends.
Lin Luo's insidious intentions may be able to hide Yuyuko from the foodie, but Mikoto's sharp eyes are obviously invisible. In order to prevent Yuyuko from being taken advantage of by him again, and in order to maintain world peace, Mikoto decisively brought Yuyuko to
The distance of three meters away from Lin Luo... In her opinion, this distance is safe enough.
Of course, for Lin Luo, there is really no difference between a three-meter distance and close contact, but Sister Pao has already said that it is not good for him to feed under her nose, and having said that, with Youyouzi's naturally dark character,
Maybe he is still quite aware of his sinister intentions.
"By the way, stay on the street for a while. Don't float. Remember to walk with your feet." As soon as he walked out of the cemetery, Lin Luo reminded Yuyuko that this guy doesn't have any common sense. If he floats in Academy City,
It will definitely cause a sensation. Although Academy City is not without people who can fly, and people here are not surprised by it, Yuyuko is of a different nature after all, and he doesn't want to get into unnecessary trouble and waste time.
"Ah, why?" Yuyuko turned around as she walked, showing off her perfect figure.
"...Don't dance either."
"But I'm light and airy...ah!" An automatic cleaning robot passed by Yuyuko, who ate the energy inside the robot in one gulp and couldn't function anymore.
"..." There was a black line on Lin Luo's face. He mourned for three seconds of silence for the tragic robot, and then said, "Please, please don't catch anything and eat it."
"This... is really unusual." Miqin wiped the cold sweat from her head and was speechless.
"Don't worry, I still have common sense and won't eat casually." Youyouzi said with a smile, signaling the two of them to feel at ease.
But the more relaxed she looked, the more worried Lin Luo became. He doubted whether the common sense Yuyuko mentioned was the "common sense" of Gensokyo.
Let me explain here, the common sense in Gensokyo is that there is no common sense.
"Forget it." Lin Luo shook his head and said to Mikoto, "Since you are going to take this guy with you, then watch her carefully and never let her stay alone, otherwise the entire Academy City may be captured by her.
Eat...well, it's best to regard her as a dangerous existence on the level of the Abyss Demon Clan."
Mikoto nodded, she also felt that Yuyuko was a dangerous person.
Hearing Lin Luo and Mikoto's blatant discussion about "house arrest" themselves, Yuyuko didn't care at all, but curiously asked: "What is the Abyss Demon Clan? Is it delicious?"
"It's delicious, chicken flavor, crunchy and crunchy." Lin Luo replied casually.
…
Soon after, the three finally returned to School District 7. Because they were delayed by Yuyouzi's incident, Lin Luo naturally missed the time for the players to take the oath and could only watch the students' competition in the audience.
Although Mikoto is no longer a student here, she can still participate in the competition as a Tokiwadai student if she wants to. After all, she has not graduated from Tokiwadai.
Of course, Mikoto will not use super-standard power in these competitions, and even lv5 power is rarely used. In order to participate in the competition, the task of monitoring Yuyuko naturally falls back to Lin Luo.
Time passed little by little during the lively Daihasei Festival. More Misaka sisters gradually came back from outside, and the atmosphere in Academy City became more and more noisy.
At the same time, the discipline committee members and security officers of each branch are also very busy, because they receive many reports every day, such as:
"At 12 o'clock in the evening on x, the food court in the Fourth School District was ransacked by unknown persons. All the cooked food in all stores disappeared. We hope it will be solved."
"At 3 a.m. on the morning of x, all test sites in the Second School District were paralyzed. After inspection, it was found that all the energy to maintain the operation of the test sites was lost, and their whereabouts are unknown..."
"At 4 o'clock in the morning on the 11th day of the morning, three thousand tons of important materials were missing from Warehouse Street in the 11th School District. There were teeth marks on the broken packaging bags left at the scene..."
"At 9 o'clock in the evening on x day, children from the 13th School District said they saw ghosts flying in the sky..."
"At 8 o'clock in the evening on the 21st school district, three hundred night sparrows from the Zoological Research Institute of the 21st School District disappeared. Countless feathers were scattered in the cages. Other small animals were frightened, unable to eat, and asked for help..."
There were countless reports like this during this period, causing many managers in Academy City a huge headache.
