986 It's Wrong to Listen to Dad! Listen to Daughter
986 Listen to your father... No! Listen to your daughter
In Boli Mingmeng's mind, her father must meet the following conditions: firstly, he must be powerful, secondly, he must be handsome and cool, thirdly, he must be different, and fourthly, he must be charming.
Every child hopes that his father is a strong man who can be his backer and protect him all the time, so the first point is understandable. As for the second point, everyone has the pursuit of beauty. If it were you, you would
She would never want her parents to be a pair of extremely ugly men and women... Of course, Ming Meng was influenced by a certain fan writer in this pursuit, which was a bit extreme.
Then the third point is that from the perspective of a child, his parents are absolutely unique and incomparable, not to mention that Mingmeng is still a middle-aged girl. Finally... just like a man hopes that his girlfriend is a beautiful woman
, just like a woman hopes that her boyfriend will be a handsome guy, Mingmeng also hopes that her father can be liked and welcomed by everyone. If his father is thrown rotten eggs as soon as he goes out, no matter how optimistic the child is,
Nor will I feel happy.
Generally speaking, Ming Meng's requirements are in line with the thinking standards of a normal child, but Lin Luo feels huge pressure, because the above are only generalizations, while Ming Meng pays more attention to the details of "and
Different”.
Lin Luo would get goosebumps all over his body just by thinking about those details.
"Father, look, the lights at home are still on, we can start." When they arrived at the Hakurei Shrine, Ming Meng sat on Lin Luo's shoulder, pointing to the light shining in the shrine, her slight tone could not be concealed.
She was so excited. After saying that, she jumped to the ground with a bang and signaled Lin Luo to go in quickly.
"Um...are you really going to do this?" Lin Luo was suddenly under a lot of pressure. Along the way, Ming Meng made a lot of requests, such as what kind of expression should he use when he sees his mother, what kind of words should he say,
She completely placed the disgustingly handsome image in her mind on Lin Luo.
When Ming Meng heard this, she immediately pouted and said dissatisfied: "It's too ordinary! Father, the way you speak is too ordinary. I don't like such an ordinary father at all!"
"Okay, okay, I'll just do as you say."
Lin Luo surrendered immediately. He had absolutely no idea about this little girl. If he hadn't known that she really liked the handsome boy, he would have suspected that this was Ming Meng's punishment for abandoning his wife and son for two years.
"That's right...no, the way of speaking is ordinary. Father must be different, because father is special!" Ming Meng stared at her big eyes and said solemnly.
Are you training me?
For some reason, Lin Luo suddenly felt like he was being trained, just like he usually played games and trained young girls to become wives. Ming Meng also tried to train him from a normal person to the ideal middle-class disgusting handsome... Tsk, sure enough...
As expected of my daughter, what a rip-off!
Lin Luo thought, and his mind began to race rapidly... Power leads to the same destination by different routes. Even if it was two completely different modes in the early days, it definitely points to the same realm of "being" in the end. For example, just now, Lin Luo
Although he does not have the ability to time, he can still break the laws of time and regain the water. At this moment, although he cannot transform his personality as easily as Shokuhou Misaki, he can also change his personality slightly through autosuggestion and hypnosis.
Think about your own personality.
In order not to feel nauseated and have a stomachache, Lin Luo had no choice but to hypnotize herself into a real middle-class disgusting handsome man.
In less than a second, Lin Luo had completed the change in his personality. He squatted down, lifted Ming Meng's chin with his fingers, and said with an evil smile: "My daughter, are you obsessed with being a father?"
Woolen cloth?"
"Father is so handsome!" Ming Meng held her hands in her hands, her face full of admiration.
"Hahahaha!" Lin Luo laughed wildly. Because the sound was specially processed by him, it did not reach the Hakurei Shrine.
"Watch carefully, my daughter, and see how your father conquers your mother!"
After laughing, he stood up. The moment he turned around, he threw off the windbreaker, exposing his entire upper body. As he spoke, he strode towards the gate of the shrine.
Sure enough, after self-hypnosis, I felt less nauseous.
Ming Meng stood motionless, but with the enthusiasm and excitement in her eyes, it was easy to see how excited she was at the moment. Obviously, no one was looking forward to the next plot more than her.
Bang!
Walking to the door of the shrine, Lin Luo neither knocked on the door nor said hello, but pushed the door open in a domineering manner.
"Reimu, it's already so late...ugh!" On the opposite side of the door, Reimu Hakurei was changing clothes. She had just taken off her red and white miko uniform halfway, revealing a white bra. When she heard the sound of the door opening, she
She thought it was her daughter who had come back, and was about to scold her, but when she saw the person coming, the expression on her face suddenly froze.
Lin Luo looked at her dumbfounded expression, raised the corner of his mouth and smiled, folded his hands and leaned half against the door. Then he shook his left hand, and a red rose suddenly appeared in his hand. Following his gesture, he quickly moved towards Reimu.
It flew away and was finally inserted directly into Reimu's bra.
If Reimu was a woman, this rose would become the scenery in her cleavage.
"Hey, my Darling, have you fallen in love with me already?" Lin Luo reached out and flicked the hair in front of her forehead, and blew a kiss in the blink of an eye, showing off her coquettishness.
Ouch! Even though Lin Luo acted easily and naturally on the surface, inside he was already vomiting wildly. Even though he had undergone hypnotic suggestion, he was still so nauseous and nauseous!
On the contrary to Lin Luo, Ming Meng standing behind him had his eyes shining, and his excitement was beyond words, "So handsome and stylish, my father is so awesome!"
The blowing kiss Lin Luo sent out was a real thing made of red mist. It hit Lingmeng's face accurately and left a clear kiss mark on it.
Lingmeng felt something strange on his face, and subconsciously reached out to touch it. He looked down and saw a faint red color on his fingers. Then he raised his head and looked at Lin Luo. When his eyes came into contact with the other person's "charming" smile, her delicate face
I couldn't help but have two blushes.
...your sister is blushing!
Just like that, Lingmeng looked at Lin Luo blankly, as if she had been fascinated by him. After more than ten seconds, the blush on her face gradually faded, and she gently picked off the roses on her chest and placed them next to her.
on the table, then calmly put on the witch uniform again, and walked slowly towards Lin Luo...not angry or shy, as if nothing had happened, but!
Bang!
Without any warning, when she was thirty centimeters in front of Lin Luo, Lingmeng struck out like lightning. With a terrifying roar, her fist hit Lin Luo hard on the face, and the latter was immediately beaten.
Fly out.
"You disgusting idiot, you dare to come to our Hakurei Shrine to act wild. You really have the heart of a bear but the face of a leopard! Tell me honestly, how many times have you wanted to die?!" Reimu stood in front of the shrine door with a strode, his hands on his waist.
, looking down at Lin Luo, who was lying more than ten meters away, like a lofty god, with a domineering attitude.
"Alas! How could this happen?" Before Lin Luo got up from the ground, Ming Meng was already shocked and couldn't help but exclaimed, "Why did mom hit dad? He is so stylish and handsome.
!”
In her opinion, Lin Luo's posture and tone just now were so handsome. Normally, her mother should rush forward and hug her tightly. Why did she hit her?
No, you are wrong. You are the only one who thinks that you are stylish. For others, it is a sign that you deserve a beating... Listening to Ming Meng's words, Lin Luo complained secretly, and at the same time couldn't help but feel that he knew it was a sign that he deserved a beating.
I feel sad that I have to do the behavior but have to do it.
"Mingmeng, what are you doing there... uh, father?!" After beating Lin Luo away, Lingmeng looked at his daughter standing not far away. He originally thought that his daughter had been deceived by this idiot.
I was about to beat the other person severely for a few more hours, when I suddenly heard Ming Meng’s words, I was dumbfounded.
The idiot lying on the ground is the father of his daughter, so that means...
"Yes, mom, this is my father, my middle-aged and handsome father!" Ming Meng said loudly.
"Alas..." Lin Luo sighed helplessly. She originally hoped that letting Ming Meng see her embarrassing look just now would let her know that the second grader is not that handsome, but now it seems that it is difficult to change her concept.
, and... I'm afraid I have to continue to play the role of the middle-class, disgusting and handsome guy.
Standing up slowly from the ground, Lin Luo lightly dusted off the dust on his body, wiped the corner of his mouth with his thumb, and handsomely wiped away the blood from Ling Meng's beating, then hooked his fingers towards Ling Meng, and said softly: "Two
We haven’t seen each other for years, but your strength hasn’t improved much. What happened to those light fists? You’re not even qualified to defend me. It’s a rare reunion, so let me see your strength... come on baby
!”
"It turns out that Father asked Mom to beat him on purpose. He is so great and handsome!" Seeing Lin Luo's handsome and domineering figure, Ming Meng once again cast his admiring gaze.
Daughter, please, stop praising me!
Lin Luo wanted to cry, but facing the little girl's innocent expression, he really couldn't bear to hurt her, so he had to force a smile and said, "Haha, of course. Mingmeng, you have to know that adults like to talk sarcastically.
Your mother is a tsundere. The harder she hits me, the deeper she loves me. If I fight back, wouldn't I be rejecting her love? Of course, this kind of thing cannot be done, right? And from the attack just now
Judging from the intensity, she has been...completely fascinated by me like this!"
"Charmed, charmed...oh!" the little girl cheered immediately.
Lingmeng's eyes kept glancing back and forth at the father and daughter. After a moment, she grinned and said, "Hehe, hehe, it turns out that's what happened. I had thought about it before.
What will you look like when you appear again, but... to be honest, I was shocked. I never expected that I could see such a disgusting side of you."
Please, please don't say that... Lin Luo was about to cry but had no tears.
"Mingmeng, stand aside." Lingmeng turned his head and looked at his daughter.
"Why?" Ming Meng tilted her head and asked in confusion.
"Haha, didn't your father just say that if you want to see my strength, I can't let him down, right? Moreover... I feel that the strength just now is too light, and it is not enough to express the feeling in my heart.
Love, so I will use all my strength to love your father!"
Lingmeng said with a smile, that smile as bright as the sun, shining brightly.
To put it bluntly, you just want to beat me up with all your strength... Lin Luo couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat. Ming Meng might not be able to see it, but he could see it very clearly. Under Ling Meng's sunny smile, it was Hei
The aura that reached the extreme... has turned black, completely turned black!
"Okay, okay!" Ming Meng clapped her little hands and stepped aside obediently.
At the same time, Lingmeng looked at Lin Luo again, with a dangerous smile on his face, "You just said you would accept my love and not resist it, right?"
Can I take that back?
Lin Luo really wanted to say this, but with Ming Meng watching "eagerly" beside him, it was obvious that he couldn't say such embarrassing words, and he had to make a fool of himself, "Of course, I am a man of my word."
Man, show all your love, my baby!"
"Then...as you wish!"
Reimu sneered, and slowly stretched out her right foot forward. The moment it touched the ground, there was a crash, and an invisible black curtain spread outwards with her as the center, covering everything around her.
Lin Luo subconsciously closed his eyes when this black curtain hit him. But when he looked again, he couldn't help but froze. He saw that the surrounding environment had completely changed. It was no longer Hakurei Shrine, but a very abnormal space.
, the sound of rushing water coming from his feet made him notice that this was a space filled with water.
But this is not the point, the important thing is Reimu itself!
At this moment, her red and white witch costume turned completely red. She was standing sideways holding an ancient red umbrella, her feet were soaked in the water, up to her calves, and her two fair arms were engraved with strange lines.
, these lines extend from the neck to the face, looking somewhat ferocious and terrifying.
In addition, all the originally black hair turned white, and the dark eyes turned scarlet, like a demon, releasing a terrifying light.
This is... a ghost dream?!
Lin Luo was immediately stunned. Although he knew that Reimu would occasionally undergo strange transformations, such as transforming into a ghost witch or something, he never expected that Reimu would turn into a troubled Reimu!
"You seem to be surprised. Do you need me to explain?" Ling Meng looked sideways at Lin Luo, with a red look in his eyes.
Then, without waiting for Lin Luo to respond, she said to herself: "The fact that you can act so disgustingly without shame must be due to a change in personality, hum, although I can't be as disgusting as you.
, but it’s still possible to change the situation a little bit.”
Don't complain to me at this time...Lin Luo is depressed.
"In general, I have three forms now. The first one is of course the normal state, and the second is the state of the ghost miko. However, in the past, when I was in the ghost miko state, my consciousness was extremely blurred, or there was no consciousness at all.
Even if my consciousness returns to normal state, I will forget the form of the ghost miko, but..."
At this point, Lingmeng Yu changed his mind, with an evil look on his face, "Now I have completely mastered the ghost witch state. In other words, even if I become a ghost witch, I can still maintain a clear consciousness. Not only is my strength not as strong as
Lowered, and also gained a new ability - dimension. This is my third form... The Dream of Evil!"
"I see, just like the state of a ghost witch, when it transforms into a dream of evil spirits, your personality will also change accordingly." Lin Luo suddenly understood, "No wonder I thought your tone was a bit strange just now. At that time, you
It has entered a state of disaster, right?"
"Humph." Reimu smiled coldly, "It was just a boundary just now. To put it simply, I just walked to the bridge, and now I have crossed the bridge. I am the real disaster, and at the same time... the real devil!"
boom!
As the words fell, the red ancient umbrella was thrown into the air, but Lingmeng himself had disappeared on the spot, rushing towards Lin Luo at a speed that exceeded teleportation. In less than the blink of an eye, accompanied by earth-shattering
With a loud noise, her naked feet had already kicked Lin Luo's chest and abdomen.
In an instant, Lin Luo was thrown away like a cannonball.
Snap!
After flying dozens of meters away, Lin Luo finally resolved the force and stood firmly in the water.
Ling Meng stopped his feet and stood still, looking at Lin Luo across from him and couldn't help but smile, "I have already used the power of dimension in this kick just now, but you were unscathed. It seems that the demon-level power is not enough.
So...so what?!"
"Drink...haha!"
Suddenly, there was a terrifying laughter, and Lingmeng turned into a blood shadow in an instant, as if her whole body was wrapped in blood, and when the laughter fell, five sharp claws made of blood fell from Lin Luo's body.
A fierce stroke... Lin Luo was knocked away again, and when he stood up, he was dripping with blood.
However, under creation, the injured body quickly returned to normal.
"This is a vampire. It can hurt me now. It seems that I can't just be beaten."
"Oh, really, I remember you said just now that you won't fight back, right?" Lingmeng looked at him jokingly, "I hate being rejected, you have to accept my love!"
"Uh!" Lin Luo was speechless immediately. Although he did say that just now, but...
He looked around subconsciously and found Ming Meng standing on the stone platform not far away, looking on with interest. He was speechless.
"Um... let me ask you first, besides demons and vampires, how many other realms do you have?"
Lingmeng stretched out three fingers and said with a smile: "The tenth realm is divine taboo, the eleventh realm is emperor's misfortune, and the final twelfth realm is finally falling to heaven... Although the twelfth realm has not been completely mastered, I can still use
It’s 100% the emperor’s misfortune, but you have to let me enjoy it.”
"..."
Your sister!
Lin Luo wanted to find a piece of tofu and hit him to death, but the ninth level vampire alone made him seriously injured. If the eleventh level emperor's evil came out, he would really die if he didn't fight back!
