The next morning, Lin Luo woke up to the sound of water. He felt the hot liquid flowing through his lower abdomen, and the weight on his chest that was far greater than the quilt... Based on his five hundred years of experience focusing on acg, he judged
Chu Ming Meng slept on top of him all night, and now he wets the bed.
Lin Luo instinctively stretched out his hand, grabbed the girl's armpit and lifted her up into the air. Xiao Mingmeng was completely unaware, sleeping soundly with her head tilted, and her white bloomers were already soaked, dripping and dripping.
There were drops of water dripping down.
"Strange, why do you wet the bed?" Lin Luo looked at it blankly, feeling hard to understand.
"Are you an idiot? Of course children can wet the bed. Marisa even wet the bed when she was eight years old." A lazy voice came from the side, it was Reimu Hakurei.
"Oh, that's it." Lin Luo's head came to his senses a little, and it finally dawned on him, because from the beginning of the meeting, except for the initial crying, Ming Meng's behavior has always been very mature, not like a toddler at all, so that he
I ignored the fact that Reimu is only two years old, but then again... Reimu, is it really okay for you to expose Marisa's dark history like this?
"Hey, let me tell you, do you want to change her pants?" Lin Luo handed Xiao Mingmeng towards Lingmeng.
"Go!" Ling Meng wrapped herself in a quilt, turned around, and faced Lin Luo with her back.
Seeing that she was wrapped like a dumpling, Lin Luo was immediately speechless, but thinking that she could not let her daughter wet for too long, she hugged little Mingmeng to wash her body and change her into bloomers.
No matter how smart they are, children are still children. Probably because they played with new toys for too long last night and were a little tired. Lin Luo wiped Xiao Mingmeng's body and changed her diaper... No, after changing her bloomers.
, Xiao Mingmeng still hasn’t woken up.
"It seems I can still get some sleep... huh?"
Lin Luo carried Xiao Mingmeng towards the bedroom, but after taking only two steps, he suddenly realized that something was wrong... From the unscrupulous tone just now, Lingmeng had obviously returned to his original state, but in this case, why did she
So calm? After all, he pushed her n times last night.
Two years ago, I pushed Reimu down for the first time. When she woke up, she transformed into a ghost miko. Although she has a child now, her arrogant nature has not changed. Knowing that she pushed her again last night, even if she didn't
She would at least be angry if she transformed into a ghost miko, but... wouldn't the atmosphere just now be too harmonious?
Lin Luo couldn't help frowning, he vaguely smelled the smell of conspiracy.
Returning to the bedroom, Lingmeng had already gotten up by this time and was wrapping her bun-sized breasts with the white cloth. Even when she saw Lin Luo coming in, she remained extremely calm.
Lin Luo looked at it with some pain in his heart, and couldn't help but said: "It's better not to wrap it up, it's not much anyway."
"What did you say!" Lingmeng raised his head sharply, his dull eyes suddenly radiating a sharp light.
"No, I didn't say anything." Lin Luo was startled and shook her head quickly. As the saying goes, don't slap someone in the face, and don't expose someone's shortcomings when you tell them. Lingmeng's breasts... let's save some face for them.
When watching Lingmeng wrap up her breasts and put on the witch uniform that was never stained, with a satisfied expression, Lin Luo suddenly realized why Lingmeng had her breasts wrapped. Because her small breasts had always been a pain point for her, but if
If my breasts are covered, it can be understood this way: My poverty is not really poor, but it is covered deliberately.
Oh, what a self-esteem that makes people burst into tears. Lin Luo suddenly felt sad in his balls.
Ten minutes later, Xiao Mingmeng also woke up from her sleep, and the family of three gathered around the table to have breakfast... To be honest, Lin Luo still didn't understand why the atmosphere was so harmonious. It was so unscientific!
"Let me tell you, Lingmeng, don't you feel something is wrong?" Lin Luo thought for a long time but couldn't figure out what the conspiracy was, and finally couldn't help asking. Compared to this unreasonable harmony, he would rather Lingmeng
I violently beat him up to make him feel at ease... This is definitely not a psychological awakening!
Hearing his words, Lingmeng stopped eating and drinking, pointed his chopsticks at the table and frowned, "There is indeed something wrong. It's surprisingly a few minutes later than usual today..."
"Huh? What did you say?" Lin Luo was confused.
"Father, be arrogant, be second-rate, and be special!" Ming Meng reminded her quickly when she discovered that Lin Luo had changed to normal mode again.
Lin Luo had no choice but to enter the flashing mode again, picked up the dishes and made a chic gesture, and said with a smile, "Ming Meng, it's not enough to just look at the surface. To look at people, you have to look at the connotation. Even if I pretend to be good on the surface,
No matter how ordinary I am, I will always be special inside, do you understand?"
"It's time to eat now, please be more respectful." Ming Meng didn't understand, but Ling Meng already felt sick and looked like he was about to vomit.
Throw it up, throw it up, you will get used to it after a while... Lin Luo secretly cursed, even though it had only been one night, he had somewhat adapted to the disgusting and handsome gesture he had to make.
Wow!
At this moment, something seemed to blow by outside the door, and then a figure suddenly descended from the sky, holding a broom and standing domineeringly in the corridor at the door.
"Hey, Reimu, here I come again...Hey!" The person who came was none other than Marisa Kirisame, who had just been raped by Reimu and had a dark history. She greeted her enthusiastically as soon as she appeared, but mid-sentence she suddenly noticed
When Lin Luo arrived, his tone immediately stopped and he showed an expression of surprise.
"You're here for dinner again. Today you're five minutes later than usual." Reimu ignored her expression, neither welcoming nor rejecting, and said in a calm tone.
"Hehe." Marisa came back to her senses and smiled awkwardly.
"Good morning Marisa." Ming Meng greeted her cordially.
"Good morning, little Mingmeng... Well, it's really best to call me this." Marisa touched Mingmeng's head and smiled. She and Reimu are the same generation. According to normal circumstances, Mingmeng should be called
Her aunt, but Marisa resolutely refused to accept it. After all, she was a girl, so how could she be called by a title that belonged to Obasan?
After that, she asked Ming Meng to call her sister. Although she felt good at first, she soon realized that something was wrong... Wouldn't it mean that by calling her like this, she was a generation younger than Ling Meng for no reason?
So, in the end, it became like this.
Marisa did not regard herself as an outsider, but as a member of the Hakurei Shrine. After saying hello, the old god sat down, and while eating the food on the table, she asked Lin Luo, who was immersed in breakfast, "
Hey, I've been here for so long, why don't you say hello to me?"
"Alas." Lin Luo sighed, then put down the bowl and chopsticks, supporting his chin with both hands, showing a melancholy expression, "Marisa, although I know that you have been secretly in love with me for a long time, I still want to tell you that there is no end of the world.
There is no grass everywhere, so why fall in love with a flower."
"Wow! So disgusting!" Marisa was immediately frightened, and reflexively ran to hide behind Reimu. She stuck her head out and asked tremblingly, "Well, um, Reimu, what's going on with this guy?
?He became so disgusting after not seeing each other for two years. Could it be that...he is possessed by a monster?!"
"Just think of him as talking to himself, and... don't pull on my bra."
Listening to Reimu's calm tone, Marisa couldn't calm down, but when she accidentally glanced at Ming Meng next to her with an adoring expression, she suddenly understood, "Oh, I see, it's for Ming Meng's sake.
You deliberately pretended to look disgusting."
Marisa often goes to the Scarlet Devil Mansion to steal books, so she naturally knows some of Ming Meng's hobbies.
"Huh? Is it like this?" Ming Meng was shocked when she heard this, "Father, are you pretending to be so handsome?"
"Hahahaha." Lin Luo smiled casually, pushed her hair back, and fully activated her aura, "Ming Meng, didn't my father just tell you, you should judge people by their connotations. I used to be
It’s the disguise, and I am the real person now. It’s a pity that people in the world are too impetuous, and few people can see my reality from my disguise.”
"So that's it, father is really the best!" Ming Meng was immediately satisfied.
Alas, children are so easy to deceive.
Wow!
Just when Lin Luo had a slight sense of accomplishment for successfully deceiving Ming Meng, Reimu and Marisa suddenly hugged each other, retreated to the corner like lightning, and looked at Lin Luo in horror, "You... what you said
Is it true?"
"..." Lin Luo was speechless.
Hey hey hey, I was just fooling Ming Meng, why did you even believe it?
After a while, while Ming Meng was not paying attention, Lin Luo quietly explained to the two of them that what he said just now was purely to make Ming Meng happy, which made the two of them feel at ease. At the same time, Lin Luo also
The two of them felt an inexplicable sadness... Sure enough, low IQ is a hard quotient!
After returning to her seat, Marisa started to find something to add to the word count again, "Speaking of which, if you start showing off your affection early in the morning, you will be punished by heaven da☆ze."
"Huh? What are you talking about? How can we show off our affection? And there is no such thing as bad affection at all." Reimu frowned and looked at Marisa, as if he would push you down if you didn't explain clearly.
Lin Luo also had the same idea as her.
Marisa spread her hands and said matter-of-factly: "Isn't it true? Sleeping in the same bed at night and eating at the same table during the day, this is obviously a happy family of three. This is obviously showing affection to me, a single girl.
Bar."
Reimu was stunned, as if speechless because his secret was known. Lin Luo also looked at Marisa blankly, "Have you changed your job to become a voyeur?"
"How is that possible?"
"Since you're not a voyeur, how come you seem to know what we've been doing all day?"
"Isn't that obvious? The sun hasn't even come out yet, and you showed up at the shrine before me. You must have slept together last night... How about it? Marisa's reasoning da☆ze!"
Marisa held her head high, her face full of pride.
Marisa's divine reasoning made Reimu blush slightly, but he returned to normal in an instant. He picked up the cup and drank tea, telling lies with his eyes open, "That's impossible, I slept alone last night...
…Come, Mingmeng, the glutinous rice balls are delicious."
After finishing speaking, Ling Meng used delicious food to seal Ming Meng's mouth, which might reveal the true information, and at the same time threatened Lin Luo with his eyes, telling him not to speak nonsense.
Although Lin Luo wanted to be a realist, Quan Huan had pros and cons, and it was safer to be a liar. He closed his mouth to block information, and looked at Lingmeng intentionally or unintentionally... For some reason, he always felt that Lingmeng was
There is some disobedience in words and deeds. Is it because of concerns about Ming Meng?
Well, although it makes sense for children to serve as mediators between couples who are not in agreement...
"Child, I really don't know whether to be envious or annoyed... Sigh." Looking at the happy and warm scene of Reimu and Mingmeng, Marisa suddenly held her chin and looked at them blankly, sighing, with a look in her eyes.
Indelible melancholy.
Lin Luo was stunned by her expression. What happened? When did the always domineering Marisa learn to play with melancholy?
"Are you okay?" Lin Luo couldn't help but ask.
"You're the one who's sick." Marisa rolled her eyes at him.
"Then why are you like this?" As he spoke, Lin Luo imitated Marisa's melancholy just now.
"Uh, well..." Marisa suddenly became a little nervous, her face turned slightly red, and she turned away and whispered, "I was just thinking, what should I do if I also give birth to a child?"
"Pfft...ahem!"
Upon hearing this, Lin Luo spit out all the rice he had just swallowed, coughed repeatedly, and almost died from swallowing. At the same time, Ling Meng also bumped his head against the corner of the table, and the bowl of glutinous rice balls almost drenched Ming.
Dream all over.
Both of them looked calm and helpless. They were obviously shocked by Marisa's words, and they were shocked from head to toe.
After a while, Lin Luo came back to her senses and found that Marisa looked serious and didn't seem to be looking for an opportunity for them. She couldn't help but ask: "Well, let me ask, are you still a virgin now?
"
Ming Meng is too young to know what a virgin is, and Ling Meng is no longer a virgin, so he feels no pressure to ask this question.
"I think...it shouldn't be the case." Marisa lowered her head and said weakly.
Lin Luo was surprised. This was the first time he had seen such a soft Marisa. But what surprised him even more was Marisa's answer. He didn't even know if she was a virgin. What on earth was going on?
Lin Luo calmed down his inner depression a little... He was really a little depressed, because based on Marisa's appearance at the moment, she might have had her virginity lost. A man would sigh when a beautiful girl falls into the arms of others.
What's more, this girl is a bit ambiguous with him.
However, he still relieved the depression very well and asked seriously: "You said you don't know if you are a virgin, so have you ever slept with a man?" In fact, he really wanted to ask you if you had slept with a man.
No, but after thinking about it, it would be better to put it more tactfully.
"Well..." Marisa hesitated for a moment. Finally, under the double gazes of Lin Luo and Reimu, she finally couldn't bear the pressure and nodded, "Sleep... we slept together once."
Well, Marisa has really become a young woman.
Upon hearing this, Lin Luo's mood index suddenly dropped by 90%, but with a "good mentality", he still suppressed his depression and asked calmly: "Who is that man?"
When he asked this question, Reimu also stared at Marisa.
Facing the two men's postures of forcing confessions, Marisa leaned back subconsciously, "I can't say..."
"Is there anything you can't say?"
"I...I think it might cause him trouble."
"Huh?" Lin Luo was stunned. "Trouble? What's the trouble? Is that man Xiang Lin?"
"It's not him." Marisa waved her hands repeatedly, "I treat him like an older brother, so how could it be him?"
"Who is that? Could it be someone from the human world?"
"Stop asking, I really can't say it, just pretend I didn't say anything just now... I'm leaving!" As she spoke, Marisa stood up from her seat and turned around to run away.
"Marisa, don't go!" Reimu grabbed her and showed a rare serious expression, "Since you have told us about this matter, you have to tell us everything. If you don't tell us, you can't even think about it.
go."
"Why?" Marisa didn't understand at all.
"This is a mutation!" Lingmeng said decisively.
Change your sister!
Lin Luo almost vomited blood, then raised his head and asked, "Marisa, tell me honestly, you said you don't want to cause trouble to that man, is he already married?"
"This... probably doesn't exist." Marisa turned her head, not daring to look directly at Lin Luo.
"Since you are not married, what trouble will there be?"
Marisa opened her mouth, her tone somewhat aggrieved, "But... that person already has a child."
"What?!" Lin Luo's face suddenly changed. The next moment, he slapped the table hard and said angrily, "It's so abominable. After having a child, you still go around messing around. That bastard, I
I’m going to kill him!”
Hey, hey, you are the same.
Lin Luo completely forgot that he was also the bastard he called him. He stood up and pressed Marisa's shoulder, saying in a deep voice: "You are my friend. If anyone bullies you, tell me unless he kneels in front of you and admits his mistake.
, otherwise I will definitely not let him go."
"Don't force me, I really don't want to say it!" Marisa was so anxious that she almost cried.
"This won't work!" Lin Luo shook his head decisively, leaving no room for negotiation.
Marisa glanced at him, and then looked at Reimu. From the expressions of the two of them, she could tell that she would never be able to get out without telling her. So after being silent for a long time, she finally mustered up the courage and pointed at Lin Luo.
, yelled: "That man is you!"
"Ah?" At this moment, Lin Luo was in a state of confusion.
"What? It's him!" At the same time, Lingmeng also exclaimed.
Marisa nodded aggrievedly.
Whoosh!
Feeling Ling Meng's knife-like gaze, Lin Luo became anxious, "Wait! Why is it me? When did I sleep with you?"
"It was that day, the night we drank with Suixiang, the three of us... slept together." Marisa said shyly with a red face.
"Uh!" Lin Luo was stunned. After a few seconds, he finally remembered what Marisa was talking about and burst into tears.