1003 What's wrong with liking girls and boys at the same time?!
1003 What’s wrong with liking a girl and a boy at the same time?!
"Oops, Alice has become the Witch of Spring, and the world is going to end da☆ze!" Looking at the majestic knight in the sky, Marisa said with horror on her face. (,《》)《》%网
"Yes, Alice, who has always only made female soul dolls, actually made male soul dolls, how crazy is this!" Patchouli cooperated very well, and finished speaking like a sigh,
She covered her face with the book, as if she didn't dare to face it.
"..." Alice listened to the conversation between the two, her head was black, and she couldn't help shouting, "What the hell are you two talking about! You are just crazy! You are crazy!"
"If you don't have sex, how can you be a man?" Marisa pointed at the puppet knight and asked, with a look on her face, "I have evidence and I am confident."
"That's right, and it's based on that bastard guy, and he's named a knight, a nymphomaniac!" Patchouli also had a look of contempt on her face, not letting go of this opportunity to attack Alice.
Alice's face immediately turned red when she was told that, and she quickly explained: "It's not like this. It's just that I happened to see that person's fighting appearance before and thought he was very powerful, so I subconsciously modeled him on him. Moreover, doing
This knight figure also relied on the help of the mercury lamp. As you all know, the mercury lamp respects him very much. If I didn't use him as a prototype, the mercury lamp would not help me... It's not what you think!"
As she said that, Alice looked away as if she was trying to hide something.
At the Hakurei Shrine in the distance, the sleeping mercury lamp sneezed, then rubbed his nose, turned over and hugged Ming Meng, murmuring in his sleep, "It's none of my business, I don't know anything...
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Fortunately, Marisa and Patchouli couldn't hear the mercury lamp's sleep talk, otherwise Alice's lie would have been exposed. However, they didn't care about the truth. What was important was that it was a rare opportunity to make fun of Alice, so how could they miss it.
"Ah, I'm so arrogant." Marisa covered her mouth and burst into laughter.
"Yeah, obviously arrogant." Patchouli nodded in agreement.
"You are the tsundere! Your whole family is tsundere!" Alice suddenly became angry with embarrassment, her face turned red and she started to drink, full of energy to fight again.
"Ah, so you are all here. Make it easy for us to find you." At this moment, a woman's voice came from the woods nearby. The three of them turned their heads subconsciously. When they saw two people walking out of the forest,
When they were alone, Marisa and Patchouli said nothing, but Alice's expression changed drastically, and she quickly took back all the human forms except Shanghai Penglai... Especially the Doll Knight, she took them back immediately!
There is no other reason, because it is Lin Luo and Shen Qi who came.
"What are you talking about? You were talking so loudly just now, and you seemed very happy." Shenqi stepped forward and smiled softly at the three of them.
Marisa was carefree. Although she had no scheming, her evil intentions were revealed. She smiled and said: "I just defeated the weird masked man. By the way, let's talk about Alice's riding... Bang!"
Before Marisa could say the word "shi", Alice rushed forward and slapped her without hesitation. With a snap, Marisa was slapped away and fell.
It fell into the grass nearby.
"Discuss your size!" a red-faced Alice shouted at Marisa in the grass.
Patchouli was shocked when she saw it, but she couldn't resist the urge to tease Alice. She ran and said, "Alice's knight is actually... woo!"
But she underestimated the tsundere warrior. You must know that a girl in a tsundere state is invincible. Although she ran fast enough, Alice still rushed to her in one stride, raised her fist, and bang
There was a heavy thump on her stomach.
Patchouli's face immediately turned green, she clutched her stomach and made a painful sound.
But Alice obviously had no intention of letting them go. Before they could get up from the ground, she pulled the magic thread and brought two small dolls to her, one on the left and one on the right, and then pointed at Marisa.
and Patchouli, "Shanghai Penglai, target locked, enter battle mode!"
"Yes, my master!" Shanghai and Penglai each held a gun and the other a knife. After receiving the order, they immediately attacked Marisa and Patchouli.
"Shanghai! What do you want to do, little guy?!" Marisa had just gotten up from the ground when she saw a cold gun stabbing at her quickly. Her face suddenly changed and she ran away reflexively.
"Idiot, I'll touch you and tell you to speak ill of the master! I'll poke! I'll poke! I'll poke, poke, poke!" Shanghai held up a combat knight's gun and kept stabbing at Marisa's butt.
"Poke your sister! If you poke me again, I'll get angry da☆ze!" Marisa was angry.
"My sister won't be poked by you! Sinai!" Shanghai was also angry.
On the other side, Penglai, who was originally good at using magic attacks, chased after Patchouli with a big kitchen knife and chopped. As the saying goes, gangsters are not scary, but they are afraid of being educated. In the same way, a mage is actually
Not scary, even the mage god holding the kitchen knife is scary!
"Hey, don't chop it! It's my clothes!" Patchouli held her head in her hands and shouted while running. Fortunately, her asthma was cured, otherwise Penglai wouldn't have chopped her clothes, but her clothes.
Her tender skin and tender flesh.
"Fu Zhai Muq, take one more blow from me! I'll chop! I'll chop! I'll chop, chop, chop!"
"I'm not a nerd! Alice is the witch with a gloomy personality!"
"You're talking bad about your master again, Sinai!"
"Ah! Idiot, you cut my chest strap!"
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What are you doing?
Seeing the farce in front of them, Lin Luo and Shen Qi froze on the spot, speechless, and could not speak for a long time. Lin Luo knew to some extent the reason why Alice killed people, it was just an act of arrogance and wanted to cover up her
The puppet knight is a puppet knight, but it's a pity that it's useless no matter how hard she tries to hide it. The puppet knight is based on herself, and she saw it a long time ago.
Forget it, let's keep this matter as a secret... The next moment, Lin Luo decided to forget about the puppet knight. After all, with Alice's tsundere level, if he dared to say it, he would be beaten by Shanghai and
The person Penglai is chasing must be replaced by himself.
"This... seems to be a bit troublesome. Let me solve it. I'll leave it to you, Alice." Shenqi saw that the pursuit seemed to be endless, and she couldn't help but smile awkwardly, then waved her sleeves and killed her.
Marisa and Patchouli were swept out, and even she herself disappeared.
"Ah, gone?" Without a target, Shanghai and Penglai's attacks suddenly stopped, and then returned to Alice as though they had lost something.
At the same time, Alice's arrogant attitude gradually calmed down, but when she saw that Lin Luo was the only one left in the field, a flash of red suddenly flashed across her face, and it disappeared in an instant.
"Alice, long time no see." Lin Luo didn't want to make the atmosphere awkward, so she took the initiative to step forward and say hello.
"Yes." Alice nodded, smiled at Lin Luo, and whispered softly, "I'm glad you can come back."
"I heard that you were dealing with a masked man just now. Do you need help?"
"It's nothing." Alice shook her head slightly, "Although the masked man is very powerful and always looking for trouble, I didn't feel any hostility when fighting him. It was probably just a mutation. Anyway, there was a witch there.
, it will subside soon."
"Well..." Lin Luo smiled. He never thought that one day he would become a mutant in Gensokyo.
"By the way, were you with...her just now?" Alice suddenly remembered that Lin Luo came here with Shenqi, and couldn't help but ask.
"Yeah, I talked to your mother about something about you."
"Me?" Alice was stunned, "What did she say to you?"
Lin Luo got straight to the point and told the truth, "She said you have been lacking love since you were a child, so she asked me to give you some love."
"Ah!?" Alice was stunned for a moment, and it took her a long time to react. There was a complexity on her face that Lin Luo couldn't describe. Then she stamped her feet and said angrily, "That person is really always talking nonsense.
If so, it’s because of this that I…ah!”
In the middle of speaking, Alice suddenly thought that the family scandal should not be made public. She quickly stopped and bowed shyly to Lin Luo, "I'm really sorry for letting you hear strange things."
"It's nothing." Lin Luo shook his head and smiled slightly, "I don't care if it's strange or not. The main thing is that I have agreed to Shenqi's request, so now I'm specifically here to ask your opinion."
"What?" In an instant, Alice's expression became extremely exciting, "You said you have agreed?"
"Yes."
"How...how could this happen?" Alice was dumbfounded when she heard Lin Luo's clear reply, and then shouted loudly, "How could you agree to her! You are a married woman!"
"I know this, but if you agree, you agree, so what we are talking about now is not my problem, but your attitude." Lin Luo said with a serious face.
"My attitude..." Alice slapped her mouth but said nothing, as if she was hesitating about something. After a long time, she said weakly, "Well, I already have a girl I like."
Lin Luo smiled calmly and said: "I know, but it doesn't matter. I respect your freedom of love."
"Can you really accept it? What I like is a girl!" Alice looked at him in disbelief.
"certainly."
Lin Luo's unhesitating attitude won Alice's favor. She blushed and plucked up the courage to say, "Since...in this case, I have nothing to say. Although I have a girl I like.
, but that doesn’t mean that I don’t like boys. In fact, I also have boys that I like... Isn’t it weird for me to like girls and boys at the same time?”
Alice revealed her secret and couldn't help but ask.