407. Chapter 407 That girl is actually you? I am a god!
"It's so late, why don't you go to bed?"
Nan Bei calmed down her emotions very well. She smacked her lips and smiled: "I'll watch it for a while."
"Hey!" Chang Mian sighed and sat down next to her: "Tell me, what's the matter, hiding here alone and feeling sorry for yourself?"
"You're blinded."
"Okay, don't tell me to go to bed."
Nan Bei raised his head: "Brother Chang Mian, how can I make a man like me? What type do you men like?"
"You are not a genius girl, why do you still need to ask me this kind of question?" Chang Mian raised his eyebrows: "Haha, are you frustrated? Use love poison to solve it in one move."
Nan Bei knew that he was ridiculing her, so she scolded him with a venomous tongue in her heart.
"Love is just a simple chemical reaction, which is caused by dopamine and serotonin. What's wrong with me using love poison? I just want to stimulate his hypothalamus to produce love factors sooner. Anyway, sooner or later, his brain will secrete it
Yes, why should he get angry at me? I will simplify love and make the process more streamlined, saving time and effort..."
"If my woman does anything to me, I'll beat her up too." Chang Mian raised his eyebrows as he listened to her complaints: "Dating with a robot girl like you is just looking for abuse."
"Why are you as annoying as you were when you were a kid?" Nan Bei stretched out her kick and kicked him.
Chang Mian was startled: "I knew you when I was a child?"
"do not you remember?"
Chang Mian shook his head, not impressed.
Nan Bei stood up excitedly and pointed at his head: "You beat me when you were a child, and you actually forgot? I chased Qin Cao at that time, and he said that as long as I stepped on his hand, he would date me. As a result, I
You stepped on his hand and turned it red. Not only did he not date me, you also took me to the corner and beat me up. I swore at that time that I would get it back from you in this life."
So her father asked her to go on a blind date with Chang Mian, and the first thing she did was to kill him! It’s never too late for a woman to take revenge in ten years!
Chang Mian was stunned for three seconds, then suddenly let out a puff, threw his head back and laughed, laughing so hard that his stomach hurt. He pointed at her and laughed so hard: "That girl is actually you? What a god!"
"Do you still like Qin Cao?"
"I don't feel it anymore. Anyway, after you beat me up, I no longer like you bullies in school. Later, I directly entered the National Academy of Sciences and never paid attention to your news..."
There is nothing special about the past that is worth recalling. The issue that the North and the South are struggling with now is not this: "Brother Chang Mian, what kind of women do you think men like?"
"Meek, well-behaved, obedient, gentle on the outside, strong on the inside..." Chang Mian thought for a long time, summed up these words, and spit out another word: "A lady under the bed, a slut in bed, this is the most important thing.
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The north and the south made a sound.
"Meek? Well-behaved? Obedient? NO! What do women of the new era want to be meek? They are not women of the old era. Women should be self-reliant and self-reliant. They must not lose to men."
"I advise you to continue using your love poison, otherwise no one will want you for the rest of your life!" Chang Mian stood up and patted the weeds on his pants.
Hearing this, Nan Bei groaned again. "If all men have such demands as you, I would rather remain a bachelor for the rest of my life!"
"I used the wrong word, bachelor refers to men." Chang Mian had already taken a step forward, but suddenly turned around and smiled: "However, seeing how wild you are, as a man, I will reluctantly include you in the men's camp.