658. Chapter 658 Don't give a name and don't go back 1
"Who wants to listen to your story? Go away. Don't kiss me..." Chang Chang pushed him, but he hugged him tighter. The man's urgent breathing could be heard in her ears. He kissed her so hard that she felt dizzy.
Almost.
Chang Mian tried his best to kiss her passionately, then carried her to the chair and placed her carefully.
"You must listen to this story. After listening to it, you won't be angry with me."
Chang Mian was as excited as a child. Who said that a man always hides childishness in his bones, but will only reveal it in front of his mother and the woman he loves?
He nudged her face with the tip of his nose: "Shang Shang, listen to what I'm telling you."
"Once upon a time, a group of animals crossed the river. As a result, the boat started to take in water at the center of the river, and some of them had to go into the water. So the smart monkey came up with an idea and asked everyone to tell a joke. If the joke couldn't make everyone laugh,
, the speaker will be thrown into the water.
So we started to draw lots, and the result was that the cat spoke first, then the monkey, the chicken...
The cat tried his best to tell a joke, but everyone laughed except the pigs. But the animals had no choice but to throw the cat into the water.
The monkey's joke made people laugh so hard, but the pig still didn't laugh, so the monkey had to feed the fish.
The chicken is scared, and even the smart monkey cannot escape...
Unexpectedly, the pig laughed at this time, and the animals asked strangely: "The chicken hasn't said anything yet, why are you laughing?"
Pig said: The cat’s joke is so funny!”
Chang Shang peeled off his hand, sat upright, her expression was neither cold nor indifferent, and then said: "I heard this story eight hundred years ago, okay? What does this have to do with whether I am angry with you or not?"
.Besides, how dare I be angry with you? If I were angry with you, why don’t you beat me to death..."
You said you weren't angry, but how could your tone be so cold when you weren't angry?
"Don't you know that I am that pig?" In order to make his future wife happy, Chang Mian demeaned himself. His eyes flashed with innocent light, and he grabbed her hand and rubbed it: "What a wonderful Shang Shang, I
When I heard you say you were pregnant, I was so excited that my brain short-circuited and I couldn't react for a moment... It's not that I don't like the child in your belly, I'm just too slow, just like this pig..."
"Pfft..." Chang Shang couldn't help but burst out laughing. She twisted her face and tried to put away her smile, humming softly: "Huh, only a ghost will believe you."
Chang Mian raised his mouth. "Shang Shang, how about we name the child in our belly?"
After amusing her, he immediately changed the subject and never dwelled on the issue.
Chang Mian squatted down and stroked her belly: "I don't know how many twins they are, a boy or a girl..."
"It's not even formed yet, only two and a half months old." Chang Shang sneered, "How could you name your child so early?"
"I can't wait." Chang Mian's expression was filled with joy. He stood up again and touched her hair, "Shang Shang, you want to compare Yang Yang to that of Yang Yang. She has triplets in her belly. Let's have four."
Twins, feel proud."
"..." Chang Shang broke into a cold sweat: "Do you think I'm a pig?"
"Of course not, I just think you are a pig woman."
When Chang Shang heard this, she immediately became unhappy. "You are the pig woman, are you childish?"
"I am a pig, and of course you are a pig woman. I like childishness." Chang Mian smiled cynically, pulled her lips, held her head on his chest, lowered his head and kissed the fine hair on her head, like a kiss.
After a while of non-kissing, he said, "Chang Shang, pack your things, we'll go home right away."