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Fishing is not very fast at writing books, and after finishing "Fishing Life", there was no preparation period and he started updating the new book directly, so he did not save the manuscript. He posted as much as he wrote every day. The task of urging updates could not be completed.
.I feel deeply guilty here. However, I promise to work hard to write a good book to repay everyone’s support!
If you haven’t watched the fishing drama “The Fishing Life”, you can check it out. The style is very close to the “Yinshi Life”.】
"Yunyang, why did you ask me to come to your house so late? And you brought a butcher's knife with you." Zhang Zhizhan was called out of bed by Zhang Yunyang, feeling a little unhappy.
In fact, Zhang Yunyang came at the wrong time. Zhang Zhizhan hadn't done that with his mother-in-law for several days. He finally waited for the children to fall asleep before he got the chance. He didn't expect to get into the mood. Damn it.
Zhang Yunyang actually came to call the door.
Zhang Zhizhan is the master butcher of Zhangjiashan. Anyone in the Zhangjiashan production team who wants to kill pigs will call Zhang Zhizhan. However, Zhang Zhizhan's business has not been very busy in recent years.
"What else can I do? I'm not asking you to kill pigs, so why should I ask you to kill people?" Zhang Yunyang said.
"Oh. Sigh, that's not right. When did you feed pigs to your family?" Zhang Zhizhan was very familiar with Zhang Yunyang's family. He knew what and how much they raised as well as his own.
"I didn't say it was a pig raised by myself." Zhang Yunyang said.
"Are you going to help other people kill pigs? This bastard is true. You said you wanted to kill pigs and you didn't know to tell me earlier. Besides, you kill pigs in advance. Why are you killing pigs at this time? Is the pig about to die?
?" Zhang Zhizhan asked.
"Whoever says it's someone else's house, it's my house. Let me tell you, it's not a pig, it's a wild boar. I caught a wild boar from Yeboar Ridge and brought it back," Zhang Yunyang said.
"Haha, you caught a wild boar cub and chopped it up yourself with a kitchen knife, and then you called me the butcher. It's true." Zhang Zhizhan was a little crazy.
"Four to five hundred pounds, you can try chopping it with a kitchen knife later." Zhang Yunyang said angrily.
"You're lying. You can catch a wild boar of four to five hundred kilograms alive. I think if you really encounter a wild boar of four to five hundred kilograms, it would be good if you can come back alive. Even if you are a blind cat and catch a dead mouse, you can't
You have to be able to carry it!" Zhang Zhizhan couldn't stop laughing.
"Forget it, I'm too lazy to tell you. I'll find out when we get to my house." Zhang Yunyang rolled his eyes. It was indeed difficult to make Zhang Zhizhan believe this matter.
Walking to the large flat in front of his house, Zhang Yunyang shouted loudly, "Mother, has the water boiled?"
"It's so fast. It's just burning!" Zhang Shanhai answered.
He Ni opened the door, "Brother Six is here, come in and sit down first."
"Hey, you go about your business. Yunyang, where's the wild boar?" The large flat outside the house was surrounded by trees and the light was extremely dim. Zhang Zhizhan didn't see the big wild boar clearly outside the house and thought it was a dark mass.
It's firewood from Zhang Yunyang's family.
Zhang Yunyang used his flashlight and took a photo of the wild boar, "Well, that's it."
"My mother, what a wild boar. It's like a mountain, how big it must be! Didn't this wild boar come to your house on its own? It's just a dead wild boar. You can't carry it even if it's placed there.
!" Zhang Zhizhan broke into a cold sweat after taking one look at it. A huge wild boar was tied up and placed in the yard. It was really spectacular.
"Haha, are you scared? Didn't you say just chop it with a kitchen knife? Wait a minute, come and try." Zhang Yunyang was very relieved to see Zhang Zhizhan's surprised look.
"Did you really carry him back from Wild Boar Ridge?" Zhang Zhizhan asked.
"It's absolutely true. As for the process, don't ask. Anyway, what happened this time is really mysterious. I can't explain it to you. But I have promised you that I can't go to the village to tell others.
, let’s just say that two of us brothers carried it back from Wild Boar Ridge, with a condom on it, and it only weighs two to three hundred kilograms.” Zhang Yunyang said.
Zhang Zhizhan glanced at Zhang Yunyang and immediately understood what Zhang Yunyang meant. This fact was a bit unbelievable, but he couldn't figure it out, so he nodded, "Don't worry, you don't know what kind of person I am.
"
"Ouch!" The wild boar lying on the ground suddenly rolled around, only to find that it was tied tightly with a rope and could not break free at all. It let out an angry howl.
"This is troublesome. The two of us can't catch it at all. Moreover, such a big wild boar has very thick skin and is difficult to kill. I'm afraid it won't be easy for the two of us to catch it," Zhang Zhizhan said.
"Then I'll call someone over, but I'm still worried that I won't be able to explain it clearly if someone else pulls it," Zhang Yunyang said.
"You're not stealing, so what are you afraid of? What year doesn't Lao Qi's family bring back one or two wild boars? Who's to say what happened to his family?" Zhang Zhizhan said.
"Compared with this wild boar, the wild boars he got can only be regarded as piglets at best. Can they be compared with the wild boars I got?" Zhang Yunyang said.
"Dad, if I make this wild boar unable to move, can you kill it?" Zhang Shanhai walked out of the house.
"That's not easy. Although the skin of this wild boar is very thick, it is also made of flesh, isn't it? Can it still be like a steel plate? Hey, brat, can you make this wild boar not move? Hey. After talking for a long time,
Isn’t this nonsense?” Zhang Zhizhan naturally did not believe that Zhang Shanhai could stop the wild boar from moving.
Zhang Yunyang knew his son's magic and nodded, "If you have a way to keep the wild boar from moving, your sixth uncle can definitely bleed the wild boar."
Zhang Zhizhan looked at Zhang Yunyang with some confusion. He did not expect that Zhang Yunyang really believed that Zhang Shanhai could stop the wild boar. "Yunyang, go get an ax or a big hammer and knock this wild boar unconscious first."
, and then bleed."
"No, let's wait and let Shanhai think of a solution." Zhang Yunyang waved his hand.
Zhang Zhizhan is even more surprised. This father and son are really interesting. Isn't this child's play?
Zhang Shanhai turned around, waved his hand a few times, muttered softly for a while, and then waved his hand violently at the wild boar.
Zhang Zhizhan only heard one sentence clearly, "Emergency is like a law." He almost laughed out loud.
But Zhang Shanhai turned around and said, "Okay. It shouldn't be able to move within half an hour."
"Pfft!" Zhang Zhizhan couldn't help laughing, "Silly boy, this is not a house. Yunyang, go get the hammer."
Zhang Yunyang approached the wild boar and kicked it hard. He found that the wild boar only snorted but could not move at all.
"Zhizhan, can you see now, are you ready for surgery?" Zhang Yunyang turned around and asked.
"I don't dare. You know the rules. If you can't kill someone with one knife, I won't use a second knife." Zhang Zhizhan said.
The rules in Biyun Commune are like this. The master butcher cannot kill a pig a second time. It is unlucky to kill a pig with one knife. Killing a second time means to kill them all, and you will be punished. So here in Biyun Commune,
Master Butcher never refused to kill twice.
Zhang Yunyang smiled and said, "|I know. If you want to kill a pig that can't move, then you might as well not eat this bowl of rice."
"This is a wild boar. It's so big that even a few people can't catch it. Can two of us catch it? When I stabbed it, it moved a little and the knife tilted. It would definitely not be able to get through its thick skin. No, no, no.
You hurry up and call someone, or get a hammer." Zhang Zhizhan shook his head repeatedly.
"Hey, I said you, you don't even look at me, you just talk there. Come over and take a look first." Zhang Yunyang waved.
Zhang Zhizhan walked over and took a casual look, and was surprised again. The wild boar seemed to be asleep and did not move at all on the ground.
"What, what's going on?" Zhang Zhizhan asked in surprise, suddenly looking back at Zhang Shanhai who was sitting in front of the kitchen stove and lighting a fire, "Is it really the mountains and sea that prevent this wild boar from moving?"
"I don't understand this either. Anyway, please be tight-lipped about this. I don't want to hide this from you, but don't let the people in the village know." Zhang Yunyang said in a low voice, looked back at the kitchen and said
, "My mother-in-law doesn't even know about this yet. You must not let it slip."
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