Chapter 1007: Only routines can win people's hearts
After the Weasel was sad for a while, in the spirit of living and learning every day without being ashamed to ask questions, he asked Little Sweet Potato the biggest question in his heart, "How did you do it?"
What tactics were used?"
Little Sweet Potato's answer once again gave Weasel a critical hit of 10,000 points, "What tactics are you using? Isn't it natural for men to find women?"
At that moment, the weasel even began to doubt his own gender.
Finally, Weasel finally revealed his emotional entanglement with his goddess Shangguan Shufen.
"I just can't figure it out. I paid her rent, I paid her water and electricity bills, I ordered takeout, and I bought her the most expensive cosmetics, the most expensive clothes, jewelry, shoes, and skirts."
"Every day I try my best to please her. She is a nightclub marketer, so I transfer money to her every day to help her improve her performance."
"But in the end, why does she have to go to a poor loser who is lazy, can't give her anything, and treats her badly?"
After hearing this, Little Sweet Potato let out a long sigh, "Brother Huang, there are thousands of ways to chase girls, but why do you have to take the fatal path of licking a dog?"
Weasel still didn't understand, "Isn't this called affection?
Is it wrong to be nice to a girl?"
Little Sweet Potato is in his early twenties this year, with a childish baby face, but on this issue, he looks old-fashioned.
"Brother Huang, it's okay to be nice to girls, but this method is just the icing on the cake based on the premise that she also likes you."
"The icing on the cake means that you must have brocade first, and then you can embroider on it."
"It doesn't even have the most basic brocade, and no matter how many flowers you add on it, it's all in vain."
"And this brocade is the girl's love for you. The idea of pursuing a girl is a wrong way of expression."
"At least in today's society, the word 'pursuit' must be wrong."
"Twenty or thirty years ago, your method would have worked very well, because society at that time was far from as developed as it is now."
"Most people cannot even guarantee their basic survival needs, so they will follow whoever treats them well and allows them to live a good life."
"But things are different now. Girls no longer need to think about survival."
"So what they care more about is their spiritual needs. They will like whoever can satisfy their spiritual needs."
"Whether you are a goddess or a female diaosi, you are all essentially human. As long as you are an individual, you cannot escape the shackles of human nature."
"What is human nature?
Human nature is always restless when you don’t get it, and you feel emboldened when you are favored.”
"People usually don't cherish things that are too easy to obtain. Instead, they have a soft spot for things that are challenging."
"It's like a cat. If you chase it, its instinct is to run away."
"If you stop and take out something that attracts it, it will chase you instead."
"There is a toy called a cat teasing stick. The structure of the thing is very simple. It is just a stick with a bell or feather tied to the front."
"If you put the cat teasing stick on the ground, the cat will never be interested in it."
"But if you pick up the cat teasing stick and shake it to prevent the cat from catching it, the cat will chase and beat you."
"In fact, these are the same as falling in love. Girls are used to attract, not to pursue."
"You are so respectful and obedient to girls. In the eyes of girls, you are just a cheap thing."
"Who would spend time on a cheap thing?
Who would cherish a cheap thing?"
"If you want girls to like you, you have to make yourself expensive."
"And this kind of expensiveness is not just appearance and wealth, but a feeling."
"Even if you are a loser with no money, no looks, no talent, and no good character, if you can create the illusion that you are the father she will never get, a girl will subconsciously think that you are expensive.
It just fell into place naturally.”
"To sum up, the truth is that if dating is like a transaction, then you must first have the value to make the other party willing to spend a lot of money to trade with you."
"The real actual value itself is not important. What is important is to make the other person feel that you are valuable, so that you are a truly valuable person."
After hearing what Little Sweet Potato said, Weasel's face suddenly glowed red, as if the rain came after a long drought, and he felt that all the pores on his body had opened up at that moment!
"I'm so jealous of his grandma. I didn't expect that there are so many Taoisms here. No wonder I'm single all the time. Damn it. I wish I had known you earlier!"
Little Sweet Potato said with a smile, "As long as it is the truth, it is never too late to understand it."
Weasel rubbed his hands excitedly, "Then what should I do next, little sweet potato, I'll leave this to you. You must help me with this, otherwise my depression may not be cured for the rest of my life."
Little Digua waved his hands and said, "Brother Huang, you're welcome, what kind of result do you want?"
Weasel said, "I want Shangguan Shufen to fall in love with me and then fly together with me."
Little Sweet Potato asked, "Let me see what she looks like first, and how she can make Brother Huang look like this."
Weasel carefully clicked on Shangguan Shufen's photo from his phone. She had an oval face, a pointed chin, big eyes, and a pouted mouth. She no longer looked like a human being.
Then Xiao Digua browsed Shangguan Shufen's circle of friends and asked some about Shangguan Shufen's basic conditions.
Finally, I came to a conclusion, "Isn't this just a female loser who is nothing?"
Weasel's eyes were firm, "But I love her!"
Little Digua flipped through the chat history between Weasel and Shangguan Shufen again, and the screen was almost filled with dense green text written by Weasel.
Shangguan Shufen occasionally said a few perfunctory ums and ums, and only became relatively enthusiastic when she asked the weasel for money or when the weasel bought her expensive gifts.
"Brother Huang, to be honest, your situation is a bit complicated. The main reason is that you licked too much. If you want to reverse this situation, you will have to spend some effort!"
Even a veteran in love like Xiao Diguo sighed deeply when faced with this situation.
"Sweet potato, please help me!"
The weasel's eyes were particularly pitiful, full of grievance and longing.
Little Sweet Potato exhaled a long breath, "Okay, brother's business is my business, I will take care of it."
"But from now on, you must fully cooperate with me unconditionally. You can do whatever I ask you to do. Don't act without authorization. If you mess up again, it will be really hopeless."
Little Sweet Potato warned.
The weasel nodded firmly and said, "Okay, I will listen to you!"
Xiao Digua then spent several hours to sort out the situation between the two of them and the current situation, and finally formulated a set of targeted tactics.