"In the past few years, there have been rumors that Elder Chi Yan's Red Flame Art has broken through the Mahayana bottleneck and touched the threshold of the Fire Immortal."
"If you use your full strength to amplify your moves, you can cause the heavenly fire to destroy the world."
"Although no one can tell whether this rumor is true or not, one thing is certain. If it really falls into the hands of that old monster, the best outcome for us is that there will still be a few intact bones left in the ashes. No.
As for being reduced to ashes."
After hearing this, Yang Xuan didn't argue anything, shrugged and said, "Is it so fierce?
So our trip to Shu this time has something to do with that old monster?"
The Saint Cardinal nodded and said, "There is a cold pool on Qingcheng Mountain in the Shu region, where thousands of years of cold air have gathered. If I go there and soak in it for a while, I can temporarily offset the burning aura on my body for several months, leaving no trace of the old monster.
Searching."
After hearing this, Yang Xuan hit the point straight away, "It's such an awesome pond. If you want to take a bath in it, I'm afraid it's not as easy as buying two tickets."
Saint Cardinal Cardinal nodded and said without hiding anything, "Qingcheng Mountain in Shu is a Taoist holy land."
"Those bull-nosed Taoist priests keep talking about being at peace with the world and being one with nature and man. They all seem to be good gentlemen."
"But there are only two things that have to be stepped on their tail. The first is the ticket. If anyone dares to go into the mountain to evade the fare and is caught by them, they will be fined ten times at the least, or they will have to stay and take responsibility after the fine is paid.
Conductor for a month.”
"After expiration, it will be decided based on performance whether the voluntary labor should be extended for another month, but if you can show enough sincerity, which means paying enough money, you can be exempted from punishment."
"Although this rule seems a bit utilitarian, it's understandable. After all, those tough guys are clamoring to become immortals all day long."
"But since the founding of Taoism, according to their own words, there are only a few people who have truly become immortals. And they all say it themselves, without any evidence to prove it."
"Most Taoist priests are still ordinary people throughout their lives. Some Taoists with higher seniority and qualifications claim to be immortal all day long, but they still eat, drink and defecate."
"In short, before they have collectively cultivated to the point where they don't need to eat, drink, or have sex, they can't do without the most vulgar money they talk about."
"There is no way. Food costs money, Taoist robes cost money, regular maintenance and cleaning of the statues of the founders of the Sanqing Dynasty also cost money. Nothing can be done without money, so fare evasion is indeed very important, and it is directly related to what they will do before they become immortals.
Won’t starve to death.”
"If the first rule is understandable, then the second rule is a bit unreasonable."
"To put it bluntly, the Hanyou Pond is just a spring water, but the temperature of this spring water is relatively lower."
"Why did those bull-nosed Taoist priests turn it into Heavenly Eye Holy Water?"
"If it's really as magical as they say, if everyone goes to drink it, wouldn't it be easy to become an immortal?
It’s really unreasonable!”
Yang Xuan laughed loudly and gave a thumbs up to the Saint Cardinal's remarks. It was true that the words were rough but not rough.
In fact, although Yang Xuan could not be said to be disgusted with those organizations with sectarian overtones, he did not always agree with some of their views.
Especially those things like what will happen after death and what will happen after reincarnation in the next life.
Not to mention whether there is reincarnation or heaven and hell in this world, even if there is, who has really been there and seen it?
For those who claim to have seen it, who can provide evidence?
In Yang Xuan's view, this is nothing more than a brainwashing technique. The core idea is that you must believe in me unconditionally and do things according to my ideas.
I have nothing to give you, I just want you to go to heaven after death, or be rich and wealthy in the next life. Anyway, no one can see that stuff, so you can just brag about it with your mouth.
Previously in the dark world, Yang Xuan had met an old monk. The old monk advised Yang Xuan to put down his butcher knife and become a Buddha immediately.
Yang Xuan asked directly, if the devil can become a Buddha by putting down his sword, what about those people who have accumulated virtues and done good deeds all their lives?
Anyway, accumulating virtue and doing good deeds is also becoming a Buddha, and putting down the butcher knife is also becoming a Buddha. So if the butcher knife is not put away at any time, why do you have to be careful about fasting, accumulating virtue, and making your life miserable?
The old monk's expression at that time was as if a stinky sock had been stuffed into his mouth. He blushed and didn't know what to say. He finally said: "You will fall into the Vajra Hell in your next life!"
Yang Xuan's answer was also very straightforward, "If you keep mumbling here, I will let you taste what hell is like on earth right now!"
After saying that, he put the dagger across the old monk's neck. The old monk immediately grinned and said, "Hey, I just don't say anything."
Yang Xuan made a sound at that time, and he didn't believe these magical things even more.
Yang Xuan didn't know what he would become in his next life, but he was a living person in this life. Why did he have to live up to the tangible life in front of him for the sake of an unknown that could not be verified?
As a human being, if you don't live well and put everything in the next life, then it's just an excuse for yourself to be given by a waste.
"If those tough guys dare to stop you, you will burn the entire Qingcheng Mountain with fire and send them to immortality in advance."
Yang Xuan joked with a smile.
Saint Cardinal Cardinal turned her head and rolled her eyes, "As someone who grew up in the Buddhist Kingdom of Tibet, I know all about the world outside. Why do you act like you don't know anything?"
"Qingcheng Mountain has thousands of years of heritage. It has experienced ups and downs several times, but it has still managed to survive until now."
"Do you think all this happened because of their lies?"
"For thousands of years, Qingcheng Mountain has produced countless great figures who moved the world. All of them were immortal figures who swept the world in that era."
"Although it is a peaceful and prosperous time now, and Taoism has nothing to do with the world, but because of this, who can tell how many old monsters who have been in seclusion for decades are hidden on that mountain?"
"Not to mention anything else, the current head of this area, Li Xuantong, is said to have defeated the four major sects with a single sword when he was in his early twenties, leaving thousands of corpses behind and returned to the mountains unscathed."
"Judging by time, Li Xuantong is almost a hundred years old now. Who knows what kind of terrifying state his cultivation has reached in the past few decades?"
"Leave aside Li Xuantong, after all, this real person has not appeared in the world for decades."
"It is said that he is a Qingcheng four-day master of calligraphy, chess, calligraphy and painting. If you pick one out at random, how can he not be an expert who became famous in the world decades ago?"
"Anyway, this trip to Qingcheng Mountain is not going to be easy. A few battles are inevitable."
"I don't expect to win. I just hope that those tough guys will be gentler and don't make me crippled for life."
"Then, seeing how pitiful I looked, he showed mercy and made an exception for me to take a bath in Hanyou Pond. At worst, after I return to the Red Sect, I will send someone to send them three golden statues of the founders of the Three Qing Dynasties."
After hearing this, Yang Xuan felt a chill in his heart, "Sister, it turns out you are planning to stage a drama of bitterness."
"Although I am your bodyguard now, I have to make an agreement first. When the time comes, you can bear the beating. I am the most afraid of pain. At worst, I will help you apply medicine after you are beaten. Close your eyes and don't take advantage of me.
kind."
"Don't even think about putting aside the relationship!"
The Saint Cardinal glanced at the tender cherry mouth and said, "I don't know who said she wanted to be my boyfriend before."
"Since you are both my boyfriend, how can you watch your girlfriend being beaten by a bunch of tough guys and remain indifferent?"
Yang Xuan looked annoyed and said with a wry smile, "I must have dug a big hole for myself!"
"Anyway, I don't care, you haven't fully fulfilled your obligations as a girlfriend, and I definitely can't fully follow the standards of a boyfriend."
"I usually help you buy snacks and take photos. If you are inconvenient for a few days, I don't mind helping you buy all kinds of large band-aids for day and night use."
"But I have to wait until you really become my real girlfriend someday before I get beaten with you."
Regarding the moral kidnapping of Saint Cardinal, Yang Xuan was quite comfortable with it. After all, it was a shameless process, so who should be afraid of whom?