Yang Xuan almost choked. This was the first time in his life that he heard that Mozart played the erhu. He couldn't help but imagine Mr. Mozart wearing a tuxedo and a small bow tie, sitting on a stool and playing "Let Us" on the erhu.
The scene of "Swinging the Oars"...
Being uneducated is so damn scary sometimes!
However, although Weasel likes to pretend to be a cultured person, he is very outstanding in terms of mental ability and loyalty. Otherwise, he would not be reused by Long Xiaoman just because of his unique clothes.
"Brother Yang, can you tell me what you mean now?"
After the weasel set off, Zhou Abao couldn't help but ask Yang Xuan.
Yang Xuan smiled faintly, "It can be seen from what happened last time that our opponent is not that simple. He is very smart and very vicious."
"If I were him, I would not only take advantage of the emptiness to attack the North District, but also lay an ambush halfway to Longquan. If you rush to Longquan in a hurry, you must not be fully prepared, and I will hit you hard on the way.
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"So since they gave us a plan to kill two birds with one stone, we might as well play with them. First, we will wait for them here, let them enter our dragnet, and beat them to pieces."
"Secondly, they set up an ambush on the road. It's so late at night. It seems rude for us not to say hello to them. I'll let Zhou Abao play with them. By then, their attention will be lost."
For you, you would never have thought that Zhou Abao would come out from behind, so just wait and see the good show tonight."
Zhou Abao and Long Xiaoman looked at each other and admired Yang Xuan with admiration.
I used to think that Yang Xuan was very skilled, but now I realize that his mind is much scarier than his skills!
At this moment, Yang Xuan's phone suddenly rang. When he saw it was Su Nan, he quickly answered the call. He didn't know what was said on the other end of the phone. He just saw Yang Xuan's flattering smile on his face, "Yes, yes."
Yes, no, I'll go home right away. How dare I? I'll be back right now, OK, OK, I'll be there within ten minutes, or I'll kneel on the washboard."
As he spoke, he hurriedly ran out the door. He covered the phone and turned to tell Zhou Ahu and Long Xiaoman, "You two can figure it out on your own later. We'll contact you later. It's going to be terrible..."
After saying that, he ran out without looking back.
Zhou Ahu and Long Xiaoman looked at each other in disbelief. They were looking down on the world just now. How could they become so cowardly in the blink of an eye?
On this planet, Yang Xuan definitely belongs to the peak level of strong people, but he is definitely not the best in the world. There are many people who are stronger than him.
But Yang Xuan has never been afraid of anyone. No matter how powerful his opponent is, he dares to challenge them immediately with a sword.
This man, who was recognized by the dark world as a brave man, was now trembling in front of a helpless woman.
Su Nan sat on the sofa, crossing her two slender white legs, staring intently at the frightened guy in front of her with a pair of almond-shaped eyes, "Have you been too used to you these days, and you are about to go to the house to reveal the tiles? Today is the day.
If you don’t tell me clearly, I’ll keep all the washboards on the balcony!”
"No, I said, I said everything."
Looking at the ordinary black headband on the coffee table, Yang Xuan wanted to slap himself hard.
After Xiao Ziyi gave him this headband, he never took it seriously and threw it in the drawer under the coffee table. Unexpectedly, Su Nan accidentally dug it out.
"I have a female customer who always likes to use my car, and we became familiar with it after going back and forth. Later, she fell in love with me and wanted to give me this rope. I couldn't stop her, so I just put it in my pocket and brought it back.
……..”
"Editor, keep making it up!"
Su Nan glared and said, "Even if you lie, you have to find a better reason. With your appearance and slovenliness, what woman can fall in love with you?"
"Daughter-in-law, everything I said is true."
Yang Xuan said "aggrieved", "I don't know what that woman was thinking. Anyway, she kept saying that she wanted to like me. I even told her that I had a wife at home, but she still refused. If I had
If I don't accept her hair tie, I might not be able to protect my life now. You haven't seen how crazy she must have been at that time."
"Besides, you also said just now that with my appearance, no money, and driving a small shabby car, how can any woman fall in love with me? Even if I want to mess around outside, they won't give me this chance.
ah!"
Su Nan always felt weird hearing this, but she couldn't find any loopholes for a while. The reason why she was so relieved about Yang Xuan, besides trust, was that she had always felt that Yang Xuan looked like him and was poor.
Frustrated, no woman can fall in love with him.
"What does that woman look like?" Su Nan asked.
Yang Xuan raised his hand and said, "Oh, don't mention it. It's all a nightmare when I think about it now. That woman is eight feet tall and has an eight-foot waist. Her skin is as black as charcoal. She has a garlic nose, mung bean eyes, a green face and fangs, and her face is pitted.
The kind that even makes your feet wet when mosquitoes walk on it..."
While talking, Yang Xuan recited Amitabha in his heart, hoping that these words would never reach Xiao Ziyi's ears, otherwise he would definitely be torn into pieces.
"Can others be as exaggerated as you say?"
Su Nan was also amused and said, "Okay, this is your first offender, so I'll spare you this time, and you won't do it again!"
"Thank you, wife. If I encounter this situation again in the future, I will never accept gifts from others even if I am not guaranteed a holiday!"
As he spoke, he picked up the hair tie on the coffee table and said, "I'll flush this thing down the toilet later."
Yang Xuan was relieved. It seemed that his image of being a loser could sometimes play a good protective role.
"Daughter-in-law, I'm going back to the house to sleep!"
After Yang Xuan finished speaking, he was ready to leave.
"etc!"
Su Nan suddenly stopped him, took off a headband from his head, and said, "No matter where you go from now on, you have to wear this on your wrist!"
Yang Jieka was a little confused, "Why is this?"
"Swear sovereignty!"
Su Nan glared and said, "Are you really stupid or are you pretending to be stupid? The most precious thing a girl has is her hairband. As long as others see you wearing the hairband on your hand, they will know that you are no longer single, so as not to give you any trouble outside.
I'm a philanderer."
night.
Yang Xuan was lying on the bed, tossing and turning but couldn't sleep.
The headband Xiao Ziyi gave him was exactly the same as the one Su Nan gave him.
His mind was filled with what Su Nan had just said to him. The headband is the most precious thing for a girl, and giving it to a boy represents a declaration of sovereignty.
When Xiao Ziyi gave him a hairband, he didn't have any idea about it, but now that Su Nan said it, he felt that something was wrong!
Could it be that that little girl has taken a liking to me?