Yang Xuan wanted to cry to death, "Daughter-in-law, please listen to my explanation, she must have made a typo..."
"Do you think I'm a fool?"
Su Nan's volcano finally erupted, "They even called your name, how can I make a mistake? Wow, Yang Xuan, I can't tell!"
"I have always believed in you so much. I believed that no one outside would like a man like you. But now I know that no matter how bad you look, there are always some women with strong tastes in this world."
"You can do it. I already have an ex-girlfriend. How many bad things did you do outside without telling me? Tell me, tell me. If you don't tell me, I'll get divorced tomorrow!"
"Daughter-in-law, please listen to my explanation!"
Yang Xuan is now ready to kill him with a piece of tofu. What the hell is this?
"First of all, I'm not that frustrated, I'm the good-looking type... Bah, what am I talking about!"
Yang Xuan was so anxious that he couldn't speak coherently, and said quickly, "I really didn't do anything sorry for you outside. I really don't know who that woman is. I swear, I swear to the lamp, I have never sorry for you. If so,
Half a lie, and five thunders will strike from the sky!"
Boom!
As soon as he said this, the sky outside, which had been sunny just now, suddenly sounded a thunderous sound.
Yang Xuan: "......."
"Yang Xuan, go to hell!"
No matter how quiet a girl looks on the outside, there is a lioness living in her heart, and the quieter she behaves, the stronger the lioness is in her heart.
It is rumored that this sentence is Mr. Lu Xun's motto, but to Yang Xuan at this time, it is no longer important whether Grandpa Lu Xun said this sentence, anyway, it must be very reasonable.
This can be verified by the fact that within ten minutes, his body was already bruised and purple.
Everything that could be used in the house, including remote controls, brooms, washboards, apples, anything Su Nan could hold, was used to "greet" Yang Xuan.
"Don't hide, stand still!"
Su Nan took out a durian from the refrigerator and said angrily, "If you want to prove your innocence, you can't hide!"
Yang Xuan trembled in fright, looked at the durian in his wife's hand and said, "I am definitely innocent, but can you change it to a banana or something... Wow, my wife, you can really do it!"
The top warrior of the Night Owl Group, the world-famous champion, experienced the most brutal battle in history.
The opponent is her beautiful daughter-in-law who is usually powerless. Her main weapon is a huge durian. Not only can she not fight back, but she can't dodge either.
"Daughter-in-law, if you continue to fight, you will die."
Yang Xuan covered his head and begged for mercy, "I swear to God, I am really innocent. Give me some time and I will find out about this matter."
Su Nan was almost done with her anger. She glared and said, "Okay, I'll give you three days to explain this matter clearly to me, or I'll see you at the Civil Affairs Bureau!"
That night, Yang Xuan knelt on the balcony all night on the washboard...
If you knew it was that damn bastard who was teasing you, you would have to pull off a layer of his skin!
Yang Xuan asked the old slave to check the origin of the phone number. The old slave replied that the number was encrypted and it was very difficult.
"No matter how difficult it is, you have to check it for me. If you can't find it within three days, you will give me a washboard!"
Yang Xuan knelt on the washboard and yelled at the phone.
The next day, it was just dawn.
Long Xiaoman and Zhou Ahu followed Yang Xuan's instructions yesterday and gathered some of their leaders and key members in an abandoned playground near Longquan Shang very early.
When it was close to five o'clock, Yang Xuan's car finally drove over.
"Yang Xuan, I did as you asked. Everyone is here. What are you selling in this gourd... Hey, it's not yet dawn, why are you wearing sunglasses?"
Long Xiaoman saw Yang Xuan wearing a peaked cap and sunglasses, and couldn't help but asked doubtfully.
"Oh, this is a personal habit, don't ask so many questions."
Yang Xuan said perfunctorily, his eyes were now as swollen as giant pandas, and his head was full of bumps and bumps from being hit by Su Nan with durian. If he didn't dress like this, he wouldn't be able to see anyone at all.
"Brother Yang, everyone is here!" Zhou Ahu also stepped forward to say hello.
Yang Xuan nodded, glanced at the crowd in front, and couldn't help but frown slightly.
A group of people staggered here and there, in small groups, with green and red hair on their heads and everything, swaying, talking and laughing with cigarettes in their mouths. It would be strange if such a rabble could be capable of fighting.
"Brother Yang, what's going on!"
Weasel stood at the front of the team and said with a smile, "If you have any important mission, just ask, we are all elites here, we can fight wherever you tell us!"
Yang Xuan sighed, "Put out your cigarettes and stand in line!"
"Line up?"
A group of people were stunned, as if they couldn't understand what Yang Xuan was saying.
At the critical moment, Weasel's head was filled with excitement, and he waved his hand, "I have them all, stand in four rows, hold your chest out and raise your head!"
Then he turned around, raised his left hand, saluted Yang Xuan with a nondescript military salute, and said loudly in an awkward Hong Kong and Taiwanese accent, "Brother Yang, is it Jiang Zi?"
Yang Xuan sweats violently, Jiang Zi?
Jiang Zi, your grandma has such bad legs!
When I came here today, I originally planned to teach them the most basic things first, but now it seems that we cannot treat this group of rabble in the same way as we treated the new recruits who were recruited into the training camp.
"Listen up!"
Yang Xuan calmed down the expression on his face and suddenly became serious. His voice was cold and domineering, "Listen to my command and run circles around the playground!"
A group of people looked at each other, this is not a school, why are they running in circles?
"Didn't you hear what Brother Yang said? I told you to run away, there is so much nonsense!"
Weasel scolded angrily, then smiled at Yang Xuan and said, "Don't worry, Brother Yang, these people are rough people and don't understand the rules. I will definitely help you train them..."
Bang!
Yang Xuan kicked the opponent on the butt, "You run away too!"
A group of people immediately started running around the playground. They were chatting and laughing at first, but after a few laps, they began to run out of breath.
Yang Xuan couldn't help but frown. Although these people in the world are very courageous, their bodies have been ruined long ago by living and drinking every day. With this physical strength, they can't even be counted as a mob!
"Yang...Brother Yang...when will this end? I can't do it anymore. I have to take a rest..."
The first one to fall behind was Weasel, who always regarded himself as a cultural person. He sat down on the ground, took out a cigarette and was about to light it, but Yang Xuan rushed up and kicked him to the ground with a bang.